Boo Radley Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: "Don't hate the player, hate the game" But it's much easier to just hate you. And hate you. And hate you some more. And then hate you for an unspecified amount of time beyond that. To hate you when I first rise in the morning. To hate you when I finally hit the sack at night. To hate you with every cell in my body. To will the electric field that surrounds my body to spell out "I Hate Hiram" and have the "Hate" be one of those cute hearts with a diagonal slash through it. A 21st century, digital hate with battery back up. The kind of hate everyone can be onboard with. This is the kind of hate I reserve for you. It's modular. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Tim The Enchanter: Seanachai, as I know now that is what you wished to be called by; Please do not go jumping to conclusions. This brings to mind the old saying look before you leap. You must understand that your screen name puzzled me to say the very least. I recognize the name Sean, which is Irish for Shawn, but the achai part I thought may have been an abreviation for a last name of sorts. *Cough* *ajusts glasses* Sorry to correct you, old boy, but "Sean" is actually Irish for "John". A Seanachi by the way, is the name for a traditional Irish Storyteller. This has been a public information announcement. Thank you for your attention. *signed - An Irish person* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Nightwatch: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tim The Enchanter: Seanachai, as I know now that is what you wished to be called by; Please do not go jumping to conclusions. This brings to mind the old saying look before you leap. You must understand that your screen name puzzled me to say the very least. I recognize the name Sean, which is Irish for Shawn, but the achai part I thought may have been an abreviation for a last name of sorts. *Cough* *ajusts glasses* Sorry to correct you, old boy, but "Sean" is actually Irish for "John". A Seanachi by the way, is the name for a traditional Irish Storyteller. This has been a public information announcement. Thank you for your attention. *signed - An Irish person* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: There I was mindin' my own business, when along came that useless wanker, Leeo. "Oh please Berli, play a game with me." So, I figure, what the Hell, how bad can it be kickin' Leeo's yarbles up betwixt his ears? So, I take the time (and trouble) to set up a game and send it to him. Cool so far. Set up returns, and I plot the first turn. Send that off to him. Nothin'. Not a damned thing back. Hell, I got a turn from Seanachai while waiting. If I get another from Seanachai, I'll have to officially announce Leeo as lost at sea and presumed dead Please? Please?. What utter crap. As God of Chaos, I demanded an all random set-up. Go figure that when Berli rolls the feckin' dice, a well formed scenario pops out. I guess something along the lines of an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite amount of time and all that.... Is it my fault Seanachai has been lost in his nosebag of meth? I, on the other hand, was briefly lost in RTW, and then briefly lost my lunch (breakfast, dinner and snacks) in the toilet for a couple of days. I know, excuses are like asses; everyone has a Yeknodathon. Turns out tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightwatch Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Nightwatch eh ... Dublin I see from your profile. My great grandfather, Simon Shaw, was from County Kildare ... I know, I know, hayseed or whatever you call it in Ireland, STILL, you're Republic of Ireland and no error. I'll make an exception in YOUR case lad and merely point out that we do require an email address in your profile if you're to continue posting here. NORMALLY I'd flay you to within an inch of your life but that stupid Ozzie that started this thread screwed up the rules AGAIN and didn't mention it. NORMALLY that wouldn't matter since it doesn't really matter if you've read the rule or not it still applies, BUT ... you're Irish ... one must make allowances. I'd do the same for someone from Schleswig-Holstein ... my other paternal great grandfather came over from there donchaknow. Also, since you're Irish, I won't bother telling you to sod off since you've an abundance over there and all. Joe Er, yes, we do have an abundance of 'sods of' Turf thanks. Email now visible in profile. Dont say I never do anything to.. er.. for you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Trivial matters here ... nothing of substance. Save, of course, that Tim the Decanter has been proposed for Coventry ... and by Seanachai no less. What say you lads? Will any speak FOR Tim the Decanter or shall it be Coventry for him? Joe rleete, the twit, said that Tim the Depantser was sent to Coventry some time ago. I don't remember this, but then, I blew out my short term memory thirty years ago. Who are you again? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Boo, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, hate blah! Blahbiddy, blah blah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 While I'm here is anyone interested in a PBEM game of CMAK, or CMBB? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Boo, Blah, Blah, Blah. Blah, hate blah! Blahbiddy, blah blah. Right. That's the one I'm going to BFC with! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Does anyone in this gamer thread play or have heard of Dominions II? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 *stands in the paddock sporting a comfortable negligee* I just wanted to say that I'm feeling rather... [rustles the hem] ... slinky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: *stands in the paddock sporting a comfortable negligee* I just wanted to say that I'm feeling rather... [rustles the hem] ... slinky. The image that this statement conjures up is well....***shudder***....rather horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I just wanted to say that I'm feeling rather... [rustles the hem] ... slinky. You tumble end over end when going down stairs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 *makes the negligee billow with the turn of a hidden tail* Slinky and expectant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 You mean...in a family way? *gasp* Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 I've always thought of Yeaknob or whatever the heck his name is as an expectorant. Papa PS I still hate you, Hiram. Apparently without quite the panache with which Boo hates you, but it's pure unmitigated hatred, nonetheless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You mean...in a family way? *gasp* .... I wont say It was Dorosh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You mean...in a family way? *gasp* .... I wont say It was Dorosh </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 The crowbar might prove useful in applying correction to the skulls of the malefactors in question. Although given the heinousness of the crime, I personally would prefer to see them dunked in lye. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim The Enchanter Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 How about some vivid AAR's of CMAK or CMBB friends!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 ... he wanted to kiss, I resisted and then he captured me with his Canuck charms, oozing hatred and groggy mutterings. You will be careful...? [swings huge body to the side while peering backwards] ... I'm feeling frail and hormonal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: By GAWD we had to pry THAT out with a crowbar didn't we ... well, no, that's not QUITE what I meant ... still ... Grog Dorosh and Yeknodathon ... what sort of abomination would that prove and would a crowbar actually be necessary?Gee, what do you get if you cross a Canadian and a Donkey? hmm... lemme think here... tic, tic, tic... still thinking.... stares at ceiling... I got it. A CandyAss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Right then, had about enough so I have. WHEREAS, In accordance with the process set forth by ... well, ME mostly ... the SSN known as Tim the Enchanter having been proposed for Coventry and WHEREAS said proposition having been placed before the body of the Peng Challenge Thread and WHEREAS there has been no refutation or suggestion of NOT enacting such proposition then BE IT RESOLVED AND PROCLAIMED on behalf of the Olde Ones of said Peng Challenge Thread that said SSN, to wit, Tim the Enchanter, is now and shall be henceforth committed to Coventry not to be acknowledged in any way upon the pages of the Mutha Beautiful Thread for all time and eternity ... or until some slack witted foole forgets, whichever comes first. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ...or until some slack witted foole forgets...That shouldn't take long. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 14, 2004 Share Posted October 14, 2004 Originally posted by Lars: That's quite clever, really! Not funny, or even in an amusing way, but I was startled that your comment didn't completely suck. Does Peng still have a moratorium on smileys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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