Nidan1 Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by mcgivney: Well, despite my long and storied history of lurking on the boards, I have not previously descended into the sewer that is the Peng thread. Now that I have, it is obvious that you are all godless communists and it may even be true that Europeans number amongst your ranks. That may be obvious, even to a blockhead like yourself, but if you plan to come here you must wallow with all sorts of distasteful types, Aussies and Kiwis even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 A shave That's real No cuts to heal A soothing Velvet after-feel Burma-Shave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by mcgivney: I'm going to do something Joe can't.I thought you were going to end with something a bit more logical, like: </font>"Namely, .</font>S) complete an intelligible sentence."</font>o) kiss a REAL girl."</font>d) stop drooling so much."</font>.) wash your underoos."</font>O) use a toothpick without consulting the manual."</font>f) walk through a room without making the small children point and laugh."</font>f) not feel compelled to overcompensate for . . . something."</font>!) delete an 'Enlarge Your Penis' email without reading it wistfully first."</font> You see? So many wasted opportunities. Pillock. Steve [ February 11, 2003, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgivney Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: That may be obvious, even to a blockhead like yourself, but if you plan to come here you must wallow with all sorts of distasteful types, Aussies and Kiwis even. Aussies and Kiwis? Did they have a massive CM tournament to determine who takes the blame for Russell Crowe yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 JOAT skills? Is that like GoatSE? Pervert. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: {snipped} .. lots of huffing and puffing {/snipped} Joe Joe, stop preening your Official Justicariate Feather Boa and SEND A FECKIN' TURN!! You do still remember how to press "GO" don't you? Hmmmm..... Sir AJ Superiour House of Berli Bilis Caligo Malignitas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgivney Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: JOAT skills? Is that like GoatSE? Pervert. Steve Ah, I am jaded and world-weary enough that even the fabled GOATSE fails to shock me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr(pale and trembling): ...who can doubt that the Hand of God brought me here,where obviously I 'm so badly needed...but I don't suppose they'd appreciate my teaching them... [/QB]Let it be "Von Lauchert" by Tim "Rune" Orosz.. You pick-up side, I didn't play that one, even against AI (which no dubt will be much more challenging and enjoyable). konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Members of the MBT, While talking in the chat room with Lorak and Panzer 76 , we came to a startling conclusion..... Seanachai is actually Joe Shaw. Our points: 1. Both are olde ones 2. Both never return pbem turns 3. Both are long winded 4. Both have not been seen together by a reliable source. 5. Has either one ever actually won against the AI? 6. Both have a thing for Mormon Women. 7. Both love to sing songs...no matter how bad their voices. 8. Both seem to think the Peng thread is suppose to be taken seriously. 9. Both pick losers as squires. and finally... 10. Elvis thinks both are wankers. Rune Army of the Porcupine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 rune scribbled: Seanachai is actually Joe Shaw Stop that please. Well, I'll say this for MrSpkr. He's a feckin' lawyer awright. You can always tell when you're gettin' to 'em. They talk a lot more (but still don't say anything). Pillocks (either, both, all...you pick). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by mcgivney: I'm going to do something Joe can't. Namely, go to a bar and have a beer, without having to join a 'drinking club'. (Note, this is based off of half-legendary tales of the wilds of Utah, from which no civilized man has returned alive) Nonsense, I can have a beer anytime I like ... 3.2 Beer of course since anything stronger would clearly entice a man to leer at exposed ankles. Regardless, I like the cut of this one's gibe so far, if, IF he sticks around he could well be made Serf. I don't propose anything so rash, I like to see if an SSN shows promise over the long haul. Leave it to Aussiejeff to take something to Squire based on one post. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by rune: Members of the MBT, While talking in the chat room with Lorak and Panzer 76 , we came to a startling conclusion..... Seanachai is actually Joe Shaw. Our points: 1. Both are olde ones 2. Both never return pbem turns 3. Both are long winded 4. Both have not been seen together by a reliable source. 5. Has either one ever actually won against the AI? 6. Both have a thing for Mormon Women. 7. Both love to sing songs...no matter how bad their voices. 8. Both seem to think the Peng thread is suppose to be taken seriously. 9. Both pick losers as squires. and finally... 10. Elvis thinks both are wankers. Rune Army of the Porcupine The Gnomeicar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mcgivney: [qb]I'm going to do something Joe can't.I thought you were going to end with something a bit more logical, like: [*]"Namely, . [*]S) complete an intelligible sentence."</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: The Gnomeicar! Wasn't that a typically sacharine sweet Disney movie? Had Walter Brennan in it, or somefink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vadr Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 lenakonrad (yeah, OK, he's a Squire. I read that, I just didn't care) blurted: Let it be "Von Lauchert" Ummm...Great. I'll take the Panthers and will send you a setup tomorrow. Not too bright, this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr: Not too bright, this one... Yes, well...he is Aussie Jeff's squire, don't ya know. I have this mental picture of them taking turns wheeling each other around the backyard in a wheelbarrow full of Cheese Whiz. konrad wearing a Polish Fireman's uniform, several sizes too big and AJ wearing nothing more than a huge grin and a pinwheel beanie. Not a pretty sight...no. [ February 11, 2003, 09:01 PM: Message edited by: Boo_Radley ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by rune: While talking in the chat room with Lorak and Panzer 76, we came to a startling conclusion...Hmm, didn't know NMBLA had a chat room. Learn something new every day. Edited to add: Boo, please keep your disturbed dreams to yourself. [ February 11, 2003, 09:15 PM: Message edited by: R_Leete ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Vadr(pale and trembling): ...who can doubt that the Hand of God brought me here,where obviously I 'm so badly needed...but I don't suppose they'd appreciate my teaching them... Let it be "Von Lauchert" by Tim "Rune" Orosz.. You pick-up side, I didn't play that one, even against AI (which no dubt will be much more challenging and enjoyable). konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF [/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: A single female voice, we may never know which, sighs and says in sotto voice "Doesn't he look spiffy then?'It was that Polish person. No, I'm serious, I just found out myself and, let me tell you, it's not right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: A single female voice, we may never know which, sighs and says in sotto voice "Doesn't he look spiffy then?'It was that Polish person. No, I'm serious, I just found out myself and, let me tell you, it's not right. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 What a tedious mess to wade through. So Joe Shaw is Seanachai. I'd have never guessed it. Of course, now that it's revealed, it makes perfect sense. The one always sucking up to Chupacabre, the other always sucking goats, the little one pretending to be a big-time guy while the fat one pretends to be svelte. And come on, are we to believe there to be any difference between Minnesota and Utah? There remain questions: 1) Do they realize they are the same person or are they split personalities, unaware of their present, sordid, freakish state? 2) What would happen if we locked them in a closet together for 5 minutes? Self-aggrandizing sing-song, or the creation of a constitutional monarchy? 3) Were we not aware of their 'names', how could we tell them apart? Does each persona actually differ on some fundamental level, or is it like Leslie Nielson with a cat and a machinegun? 4) The most shocking thought, are there more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 I've met Seanachai, Seanachai is a friend of mine and I, sir, am no Seanachai ... thank Gawd! Joe [ February 11, 2003, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Vadr the Shavian whelp: Oh look at me! I'm Joe's lapdog[/QB]See rule one. Go to Hell Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 12, 2003 Author Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: He's from the Shaving house -- don't expect too much.One Shavian whelp is much the same as another. Barely worth kicking and never worth listening to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 12, 2003 Share Posted February 12, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Vadr the Shavian whelp: Oh look at me! I'm Joe's lapdogSee rule one. Go to Hell Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200 [/QB]</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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