Andreas Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Hmm, that sounds interesting Jack. Say, how would you like to be my representative P-P amongst mortals (Peeon-Pope)? Next thing we could do is organise a schism, and have a nice 100 year religious war that lays waste to the heretics following Dorosh. What do you say? The enslaved members of the heretic sect would be doomed to make me cups of tea until judgement day. I like that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Shouldn't this be moved? A thread started by Seanachai on the General Forum. Bwahahahaha.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Carr Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Andreas posted: Hmm, that sounds interesting Jack. Say, how would you like to be my representative P-P amongst mortals (Peeon-Pope)? You understand of course that this will ultimately lead to all of the super-forum members downfall. As the masses of regular-guy like forum members become disenchanted with the posts and ideas being expressed or not expressed. (Shaking head) Oh the humanity! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Carr Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Better yet, I could occasionally jump into the middle of a thread and post something like this: (Quote from one of the Super Forum members) He's right you know... Kinda like a sneaky Nazi party member in among the disillusioned crowd at a party rally. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jack Carr: You understand of course that this will ultimately lead to all of the super-forum members downfall. As the masses of regular-guy like forum members become disenchanted with the posts and ideas being expressed or not expressed. (Shaking head) Oh the humanity! Ah, that reminds me. Can't have a proper church without an inquisition. Unfortunately Berli is the competition, so he is out of the race to run it. Hmmm... tricky. How about Ethan? He would be a good inquisitor. I know - I'll take Kip as responsible for upholding, and Ethan for reinforcing the faith. Can't get organised too early, you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Now, now, I am the most faithful minion in the history of minions. I am a secretary in real life, and a company clerk also in real life...I ain't the type to draw crowds of adoring followers, or even small groups of semi-interested listeners. You have me at a disadvantage, Sir! Who is my rep in the Union of the Four Horsemen? I need a shop steward for this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: The revelation that the entire Board is controlled by the recently revealed 'Four Horsemen', or: Michael Dorosh, Andreas, Michael Emrys and Berlichtigen. Bugger that, Bard. Having THESE four as the messengers of the end times really reduces the grandeur of the universe down to "Lum and Abner's General Store" quality, don't you think? Been mixing your meds again, I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Dear Seanachai, Why? Poking the tiger? Look where that got Roy. Love, Elvis 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Please allow me to reveal a tiny portion of what is in store for you all: A cloud of undifferentiated meaninglessness is about to descend on your lives like a desert fog. You thought Famine was just about missing an occasional Big Mac? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Let me introduce you to METAPHYSICAL TERROR. This goes far beyond Existential Angst. Existential Angst by comparison is a mild itch, a nagging doubt concerning one's place in the scheme of things. METAPHYSICAL TERROR, on the other hand is the inescapable, overwhelming conviction that the scheme of things has been turned upside down, inside out, and has simply vanished. I am the Master of METAPHYSICAL TERROR. I ride tonight. BTW, a little hint about Dorosh: He is not what he appears to be. Hmmmm? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by Jack Carr: You understand of course that this will ultimately lead to all of the super-forum members downfall.Been there, done that. I found the fall from grace to be... quite uplifting actually 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirtweasle Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 The picture in my mind's eye; Berli riding one of the famed horses galoping like the wind, perched on it's back looking liek like a crazed Rasputin Cossack and the horse founders in a gopher hole and the mad gnome goes sailing! Yippieee! Yappy! Yahoooieee! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Shouldn't this be moved? A thread started by Seanachai on the General Forum. Bwahahahaha.... Oh please, please, please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please,please, please! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: Hmm, that sounds interesting Jack. Say, how would you like to be my representative P-P amongst mortals (Peeon-Pope)? Next thing we could do is organise a schism, and have a nice 100 year religious war that lays waste to the heretics following Dorosh. What do you say? The enslaved members of the heretic sect would be doomed to make me cups of tea until judgement day. I like that. I don't know if this affects anything, but I hate tea. I'd definitely have to be part of the non-tea side in any schism. -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted October 7, 2003 Share Posted October 7, 2003 Originally posted by Firefly: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Firefly: now I find that william amos is leaving for similar reasons.Bah! I had nothing to do with that. Who is William Amos? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Andreas: Hmm, that sounds interesting Jack. Say, how would you like to be my representative P-P amongst mortals (Peeon-Pope)? Next thing we could do is organise a schism, and have a nice 100 year religious war that lays waste to the heretics following Dorosh. What do you say? The enslaved members of the heretic sect would be doomed to make me cups of tea until judgement day. I like that. I don't know if this affects anything, but I hate tea. I'd definitely have to be part of the non-tea side in any schism. -dale </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: [opens notebook]Dalem - send left, one cross - may have stake if wants it[closes notebook] C'mon Andreas, admit it - you don't really like tea either. You just drink it impress the ladies. -dale 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: [opens notebook]Dalem - send left, one cross - may have stake if wants it[closes notebook] Do ya think Dalem has a good enough singing voice for Always Look on the Bright Side of Life? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 So would prospective cultists need any skills, or would blind obedience alone suit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Now, would these "Four Horsemen" (such as they are), actually have horses, or can we find some coconut halves for them? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 War has a high horse, and Famine has a yeknod. I guess the other two get their 'nuts halved and delivered by ... [ October 07, 2003, 09:47 PM: Message edited by: JonS ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Thermopylae: So would prospective cultists need any skills, or would blind obedience alone suit? It helps a lot if you are a ravishingly beautiful woman. Famine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by JonS: War has a high horse, and Famine has a yeknod. I guess the other two get their 'nuts halved and delivered by ... ...Pony Express? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
argie Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: If not, then I, for one, consider the End of the Universe to be at hand.Then, we have the Four Horsemen of the Pericalypse, right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Let me introduce you to METAPHYSICAL TERROR. This goes far beyond Existential Angst. Existential Angst by comparison is a mild itch, a nagging doubt concerning one's place in the scheme of things. METAPHYSICAL TERROR, on the other hand is the inescapable, overwhelming conviction that the scheme of things has been turned upside down, inside out, and has simply vanished. I am the Master of METAPHYSICAL TERROR. I ride tonight.So, should we call you Michael Famine? Aristotle Emrys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted October 8, 2003 Share Posted October 8, 2003 And I looked, and behold, a pale horse, and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. Well, according to that, we need somebody to play the part of "Hell" to accompany his infernal darkness around, wherever he goes. I nominate my former liege, Boo for the job! Who better to be Berli's steadfast, erstwhile, and constant companion? Why, they could be the next Hope and Crosby, complete with musicals! The Road to Damnation. I can see it now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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