Jim Boggs Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: All the Oddztralians in a boat, eh? Not to mention Lenakonrad (but there I went and mentioned him, drat!). The Wusstralians and the Illini Illiterate Berli are of no concern. On the other hand Sir Lenakonrad bears watching. He's the one who thought to bring a compass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: The Wusstralians and the Illini Illiterate Berli are of no concern. On the other hand Sir Lenakonrad bears watching. He's the one who thought to bring a compass. Yes, but fortunately it's a drafting compass that's used for drawing circles. With any luck, it will keep them traveling round and round and round for some time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 This Sir Lurkur reporting from a PBY Catalina somewhere over the South Pacific, we have spotted the Australian canoe and are dropping six packs... Several near misses... Ah, one has struck the aft. The helmsman is picking it up...drinking one..another Too early to see results... The canoe is starting to veer, going in no particular direction now circles...the rowers have stopped and seem to be singing vulgar songs... advise you send in heavier stuff armed with half and full kegs...over... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 What, exactly, dear Boo, is a "SNAIL-GUNDER"? P.S. – send a turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Sir Lurkur If you really want to piss them off and make them show their teeth: Drop Water Bottles instead! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Lurkur: This Sir Lurkur reporting from a PBY Catalina somewhere over the South Pacific, we have spotted the Australian canoe and are dropping six packs... Several near misses... Ah, one has struck the aft. The helmsman is picking it up...drinking one..another Too early to see results... The canoe is starting to veer, going in no particular direction now circles...the rowers have stopped and seem to be singing vulgar songs... advise you send in heavier stuff armed with half and full kegs...over... Sir Konrad (proud member of young ,anarchistic , ANTI-ALCOHOL unerground cell ,codename trojmiasto - ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW STILLLLL ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOW ITS ALWAAAAAAAAAAAAYS BETTER HAVE TwO GOOD HANDS ROOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW THAN TEN WATEEEEEEERFROOOONT DRUUUUNKSSSS ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 lenakonrad originally posted: Sir Konrad (proud member of young ,anarchistic , ANTI-ALCOHOL unerground cell... Be careful, I believe that is a capital offence on a boat-load of Australians. At the very least it narrows down the selection of "who gets eaten first when the food runs out." Oh, and belated congratulations on being demoted to Knight... Lurk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Lurkur: Oh, and belated congratulations on being demoted to Knight... Lurk Sorry ,what did you say? Sir konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Lurkur: This Sir Lurkur reporting from a PBY Catalina somewhere over the South Pacific, we have spotted the Australian canoe and are dropping six packs... [...sits mournfully before an open copy of the Paddock atlas] I suppose one could say that Australasian continent is nothing but a canoe in the drowning expanse of the unspecific Pacific... [peers over to the paddock pond] ... and one can only paddle so far *sniff*. Yeknod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 *ahem* Circumstances force us to take drastic action. We have no recourse but to activate one of our sleeper agents currently positioned in the US heartland. If hostilities against Australia <font size = 1> Australia Australia Australia we love you! Amen! Crack another tube.</font> do not cease forthwith, Our agent OGSF will finally set to rest just WHAT IS WORN UNDER HIS KILT!......Jimmy. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 21, 2003 Share Posted March 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: *ahem* Circumstances force us to take drastic action. We have no recourse but to activate one of our sleeper agents currently positioned in the US heartland. Mace ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ..*snort*...*cough*..*rolls over*.....ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ....... [ March 21, 2003, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Cease! Goofy Anonymous of the United Nitwits declared the action against the Oddstralians as illegitimate (much like you lot). The French will veto any resolution - unless it contains a clause to exclusively drop French goods like wine, sticky ripe cheese and any other biological weapons they can secretly make money on. And you, Boggs. Shame! You live in a state not unlike Australia (don't tell me you don't drive on the left you nong) and obviously Florida's next in line for the Gnomes personal war on outlaw regimes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: If hostilities against Australia <font size = 1> Australia Australia Australia we love you! Amen! Crack another tube.</font> do not cease forthwith, Our agent OGSF will finally set to rest just WHAT IS WORN UNDER HIS KILT!......Jimmy.Weapon of Minor Dimensions? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: If hostilities against Australia <font size = 1> Australia Australia Australia we love you! Amen! Crack another tube.</font> do not cease forthwith, Our agent OGSF will finally set to rest just WHAT IS WORN UNDER HIS KILT!......Jimmy.Weapon of Minor Dimensions? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: No, no Lars, you're not reading it properly. Mace very clearly stated that OGSF would be revealing what he WEARS under his kilt, and obviously he's not WEARING ... oh ... oh my ... you don't suppose ... Joe A thong! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: A thong! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: No, no Lars, you're not reading it properly. Mace very clearly stated that OGSF would be revealing what he WEARS under his kilt, and obviously he's not WEARING ... oh ... oh my ... you don't suppose ... Joe A thong! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Ah am a wee bit disturbed bah tha assemblin' "Coalition o' tha Willies" tha seem tae bae sae interaisted ain mae under-kilty arrangemaints. (Noo tha' there's anythun wrong wi' that). At taks a bonnie wee lassie wi' a warm hand tae find oot. Tha raist o' ye kin line oop tae kiss mah spotty arrrse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: A thong! A wee dittie... *ahem* Thing! Thing a thong! Thing oot loud, Thing oot long! Thing oot happy, noo sad, Thing oot guid things, noo bad! Didnae worry af'n at's noo guid enuff, Fer any other bastarrrd but yoo, Jus' thing, thing a thong!! *sweepin' bow* [ March 21, 2003, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: OGSF ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: A thong! A wee dittie... *ahem* Thing! Thing a thong! Thing oot loud, Thing oot long! Thing oot happy, noo sad, Thing oot guid things, noo bad! Didnae worry af'n at's noo guid enuff, Fer any other bastarrrd but yoo, Jus' thing, thing a thong!! *sweepin' bow* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: A thong! A wee dittie... *ahem* Thing! Thing a thong! Thing oot loud, Thing oot long! Thing oot happy, noo sad, Thing oot guid things, noo bad! Didnae worry af'n at's noo guid enuff, Fer any other bastarrrd but yoo, Jus' thing, thing a thong!! *sweepin' bow* </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 LAND HO!!!!! "ARRGHHHH! Oi sees wid moi liddle oi, LAND ye lubbers! STROKE, lads, KEEP STROKING..!! Eh? Wot th' blanky 'ell arr ye doin' Macey? Put tha damnable thingy away! *CRASSSHHH!!!!* ARGHH! Now look wha's happened *HIC..* We've HOLED tha blanky canoe! Hmmm.... according t' Konrad's compass, we should be in FIJI!!! HOORAH, LADS!! FIJI AT LAST!!! WAKE UP Berli! Dancing' native girls with hula skirts will be coming to give us leis!! And kava!! ARGGHHH! Wot's that Noba? Th' signs all over th' beach that say "BEWARE - RADIOACTIVE FOR NEXT 2,000,000 YEARS" CHEESES WEPT! :eek: :eek: We flamin' hit Muraroa YOU IDJITS!!! :mad: :mad: Cap'n AJ Coalition of Udder Nongs, Twits and Sadsacks PPS: Go on, blaggard Bloggs. I DARE YA'! [ March 21, 2003, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: AUSSIEJEFF ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by AUSSIEJEFF: We flamin' hit Muraroa Ah knoo nae guid wid come o' at. Whain Ah were a wee laddie a' Collingwood Technical College, Ah wrote a letter tae "The Age" complainin' aboot tha stankin' Frogs testin' their nuclear ****e ain our backyard. Some weeks later Ah received a copy o' tha "White Paper on French Nuclear Testing at Muaroa Atoll" fraim tha Frainch Embassy ain tha mail. Apparaintly at were alright, cos tha'South Sea Island were actually "Metropolitan France". Live an' learn, eh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 just sit right back and listen to a tale of a tiny ship five passengers set sail that day for a three hour trip the weather started getting rough the tiny ship was tossed if not for the courage of the fearless crew the Aussies would be lost Welcome to Berlichtingen's Island Aussie Style Featuring: Berlichtingen as himself AussieJeff as The Skipper Mace as The Millionaire Lenakonrad as The Professor Noba as the Invisible Man Plus assorted small and medium sized mammels to play the other roles. Episode One- Noba begins glowing in the dark, but nobody can see him. [ March 21, 2003, 11:42 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 22, 2003 Share Posted March 22, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Mace as The Millionaire I wish. btw AussieJeff, being the senior Kinniget on this expedition I'd like to think I'm in charge here. So...drag the boat across the atoll and we'll continue our invasion from the other side. If you want me I'll still be in the boat sleepi.. err.. planning our strategy. Don't be concerned about the affect of radiation exposure on your fertility, it's not like you want any more kiddies. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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