Mace Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: When I go down to the cellar There to draw some wine, A little hunchback who's in there Grabs that jug of mine. When I go into my kitchen, There my soup to make A little hunchback who's in there My little pot did break. *enters the main gate after a session at the cassino, trailing $100 US notes behind him* SORRY GRUE LATE, WAS SOCIALISING WITH VERY RICH PEOPLE AND BEING ENTERTAINED *picks up lenakonrad by scruff of the neck and squints at him* WAZZIS? LOOK LIKE NEW FLUFFY WHO .... *reads 'A little hunchback who's in there'* ...KNOWS GRUE'S YOUNGER SIBLINGS. STILL, IS FLUFFY, AND FLUFFY SHOULD BE DROP KICKED OUT OF MBT SHOULD GRUE KICK? GRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Australian speakingGRUE KNOWS COMPLIMENT WHEN SEES ONE. GRUE NOW LOVE JUSTICAR BECAUSE JUSTICAR NICE AND COMPLIMENTARY GRUE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Hey, Grue has someone in kicking position. Quick prepare the landing zone. *Sgtgoody and several other fluffets begin setting up spikes and broken glass* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Alright, I'm starting to see some very good efforts here. I swear to the gods you lot are this close to breaking into actual Skaldic poetry. Mike, you idiot, that was a lovely effort. Although not quite on the level of the stuff in "Egil's Saga", it had some of the same flavour. What is it about you lot? It's not us lot that's the problem you twit! Do you really think... ...no...hang on.. ....we know you don't...soooooo It's not that we've changed - it's that your sesnses have finally become atuned to a better level of talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Being Swedish and all... What exactly does the word "Grue" mean? Is it some kind of nicer word for "retard"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: Jesus loves youHe obviously must be thinking of somebody else. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: STILL, IS FLUFFY, AND FLUFFY SHOULD BE DROP KICKED OUT OF MBT SHOULD GRUE KICK?Nah... Let's make him a serf instead. The stalker know as lenakonrad is a Serf of the MBT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: Being Swedish and all... What exactly does the word "Grue" mean? Is it some kind of nicer word for "retard"? WOT??? Yous never 'eard orf the term - "'E were a GRUESOME looking chap!" Therein lies a clue. Would someone like to lead Lance-Corporal Lord Hunt {NB out of pity} by the hand to a higher plane of understanding??? Mind how you go ... he has sweaty palms..... AJ [ February 05, 2003, 04:32 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 "Testing... testing....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Mind how you go ... he has sweaty palms..... That's not sweat you know. Must be something else..on my palms...hmmm, what could it be. Take this as a lesson that you should think twice before trying to hold someones hand again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Ah! That's better! Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. A thought just popped into my head. {Pretty hard for a thought to DO that actually. My mind is just so FULL of ****e, well you know the story....} And the single, cognitive thought was this ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 ...... {3.} - We have OLDE ONES ... right? {2,4,1 HUT!} - We have KANIGGETS ... right? {Part 3c} - We have JUSTICAR(S) ... right? {what else} - We have RELIGION {OGSF} ... right? {then} - Why, we even have a KING / APOSTATE / PRETENDER {Please cross out whichever is or is not applicable} ... right? BUT and this is where my point gets REALLY interesting..... <BIG><BIG>WE DON'T HAVE A PARLIAMENT</BIG></BIG> by crikey!!! Wot with all the current unrest, foment, gnashing of breasts, beating of teeth, hissing and kugging going on, I say chaps, LETS RAISE A PARLIAMENT BY ROYAL DECREE!!! How about THAT, your ROYAL AND MOST IMPOTENT HIGHNESS? Shall we have LORDS to accompany the LADIES? POLITICS - DAMMIT!! That is what this place needs. Imagine HORDES of USELESS POLITICIANS spruiking rubbish left, up and down - endless committees run by seemingly endless throngs of nongs! And SPECIAL FOCUS groups! YESSSSSS, we need LOTS of those to FOCUS US BACK onto what we just forgot. Uhhh... where was I? Oh, yesssss. We can have ONLINE VOTING for a PRESIDENT too. And REFERENDUMS, and TAXES.... OVERWHELMING, STULTIFYING, GRINDINGLY UNFAIR TAXES levied on everyone BUT the pollies. HOW GRAND a scheme is THAT I ask? Wot say you's..... Sir AJ Addendum: *TOP SECRET!!! FOR HRH EYES ONLY!!!* <SMALL><SMALL><SMALL>I'll accept any title above the rank of Governor General, Your Maj.... Yours grovellingly, Sir Aussiejeff <BIG><BIG> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 No representation without taxation dork! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: WE DON'T HAVE A PARLIAMENTNor do we need one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 ...Lenakonrad (or if you prefer Analnerdok) try to calms his spiritless,senile poolmentor (here put yours name) whom he has just gently put to bed. "don't worry,you are well covered up." "No," cried(put your name here),cutting short the answer,threw the blanket off with such strenght, that it unfolded full as it flow and stood up on bed.Only one hand lightly touched the ceiling to steady him. "You wanted to cover me up,i know ,my little scamp,but I'm not all covered up yet. And even if this is all the strenght I have left, it's enough for you ,too much for you... But thank godness a cesspoll knight does not need to be taught how to see through his fluffy..." ...And he stood up quite unsupported and kicked his legs out. [ February 05, 2003, 07:21 AM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Leknorgonadotropine! Another rousing poem that leaves us gasping for air trying to decipher the deep meaning of the verse. Or is a banana just a banana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 I think this lenakonrad person is a phake,phoney,phraud..... notice how his posts go from quite unintelligible to almost lucid, the more he posts. Methinks his attempt at pidgeon English is an affect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: I think this lenakonrad person is a phake,phoney,phraud..... notice how his posts go from quite unintelligible to almost lucid, the more he posts. Methinks his attempt at pidgeon English is an affect. send me a setup fruad kisses konrad PS: almost forget, yes , we can kiss after [ February 05, 2003, 07:45 AM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Leknorgonadotropine! Another rousing poem that leaves us gasping for air trying to decipher the deep meaning of the verse. Or is a banana just a banana? and yes banana its just a banana, game just a game if yours tactic mind its clear as yours writing send me a setup kisses konrad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: I think this lenakonrad person is a phake,phoney,phraud..... notice how his posts go from quite unintelligible to almost lucid, the more he posts. Methinks his attempt at pidgeon English is an affect. send me a setup fruad kisses konrad PS: almost forget, yes , we can kiss after </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker: Leknorgonadotropine! Another rousing poem that leaves us gasping for air trying to decipher the deep meaning of the verse. Or is a banana just a banana? and yes banana its just a banana, game just a game if yours tactic mind its clear as yours writing send me a setup kisses konrad </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 PUMPKIN LOVE'S BERLI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: PUMPKIN LOVE'S BERLI CHRIST, JESUS! SEANACHAI LOVE CABBAGE, yes I know for this true. Hug he want always so, but TURNIP loves LARS too. So mucch loves here, you find too? Understand was me. Kiss. JA boy Mmmmm. Best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: PUMPKIN LOVE'S BERLI you to berli fear that? my give *boot* lift to quire? funny it, eh? JA gut ein ist.... psst!! analdork! setup me now pt 1000, sky blue. then you redman, me assault bluman good too. lot-of-dies yes, but has this come? no! you look too hard yet see letterbox? ha! good yes. [ February 05, 2003, 08:33 AM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 Wait, I see something, . , ? ! ; : Someone seems to have dropped their punctuation. There seem to be a bunch of capital letters laying around here as well. Ok, where the hell is everyone. Are no other fluffets brave enough to test the depths of the pool. For shame. Where's the pride, the passion? Is our sole representative to be this barely verbal miscreant with the hots for Lars? Winter winds blow soft Strange postings come from the east A ruffled shirt falls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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