Papa Khann Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: the usual assortment of long-winded blather... and An anonymous internet forum? I've published my real name and home address on this forum a number of times.And he's still single. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hortlund Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Ubertracker: should I just shake my head, mumble something about people with too much time on their hands, and stumble off... Does the pope wear a funny hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: STUPID MEN IN PENG CHALLENGE STRANGLING HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION WITH WRATH! CAN ONLY POST LIKE OHIOAN! GET HAKKO! GET ANDREAS! GET PENG! WHERE GEIER? NEED HELP! A chill, dry breeze blows open the door to Cesspool. In its wake strides a solitary figure, clad in dusty, stained garments. In his sash are thrust two swords. Half-cloaked in shadow, in reaches up and rubs back his balding head. You called? Where're the 'pool-boys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: NEED HELP! Need LSD </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 I think they were actualy talking about DSL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: STUPID MEN IN PENG CHALLENGE STRANGLING HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION WITH WRATH! CAN ONLY POST LIKE OHIOAN! GET HAKKO! GET ANDREAS! GET PENG! WHERE GEIER? NEED HELP! A chill, dry breeze blows open the door to Cesspool. In its wake strides a solitary figure, clad in dusty, stained garments. In his sash are thrust two swords. Half-cloaked in shadow, in reaches up and rubs back his balding head. You called? Where're the 'pool-boys? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 Whew, about back to normal! Thanks to all who helped me come to grips, cope with my own ever present and undeniable superiourity, and who's very ripostes, while often horribly lame, brought my sense of perspective back. Berli, thanks for inducing a flashback that reminded me that 'life's a funny old thing, isn't it?'. Now, a thorough-going application of chemicals, and I'll be able to sit here once again and chuckle at the amiable antics of Gaylord and Company, the 'Garfield' cartoon characters of the Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Leutnant Hortlund: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty: Oh, what can you do with a drunken sailor, what can ya do with a drunken sailor ... Learned that song from your mother, did you? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Ubertracker: Is it wise to ask What the hell is this thread all about???No Or should I just shake my head, mumble something about people with too much time on their hands, and stumble off to continue my entrouncement in a PBEM game?Yes This entire Peng thing makes a George Bush speech seem logical and coherent. After trying to figure this thing out, I'm ready to attack Iraq all on my own! Line on the left, one bullet each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Garfield!??!?!! You have some nerve!!! Once i'm done with this lasagna prepare for a devastating insult! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: the usual assortment of long-winded blather... and An anonymous internet forum? I've published my real name and home address on this forum a number of times.And he's still single. Papa </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 This just in from the General Forum: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAKETENMENSCH! Yes, all, today is Mensch's Birthday! Join with me in wishing him many, many more. Of course, he's quite mad, so it will probably seem to him like he's simply having the same one over and over, the only difference will be the presence or absence of weiner dogs from moment to moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Re: Nitwit#1 - Now, if he can only channel the fire and bile he used to defeat me in the match up into his posts, I believe I would put him up for knight. I know he annoys Berli (ALWAYS a must) and I know he has succeeded in occasionally frustrating Seanachai ( a most worthwhile cause), but he has adopted an almost Zenlike attitude towards hatred. This needs work. Hmmm. I reckon the following response by the RAVING LOONY Seanachai indicates your lil' buddy is just about THERE, Sir Boo-boo.... Originally posted by Seanachai: AND NIDAN, YOU IDIOT, YOU ARE DOING NOTHING TO HELP KEEP ME CALM, COURTEOUS, AND PROPERLY SUBDUED! ARRGGHH! SEANACHAI MAD! STUPID MAN MAKES EGO GO WILD! CRUSH HIM, I WILL! STOMP LITTLE FOOL! ARRGGHH! BRING WITTY OPPONENT, HELP SEANACHAI!!! I say, give him the prod. In the nicest possible way, of course! Has he performed the required quest et all? If in doubt, refer to HIS ULTIMATE PRE-EMINENCE, THE EEEEVIL ONE<SUP>tm</SUP>. You could always proffer him meekly to THE INVISIBLE KING for a roight d<STRIKE> r </STRIKE>ubbing too! That would be neato.. Yours with love always, Your mentor and tactical superiour, Sir AJ [ January 28, 2003, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: A chill, dry breeze blows open the door to Cesspool. In its wake strides a solitary figure, clad in dusty, stained garments. What? No clean duds? Somebody steal your favorite rock down at the river? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Yours with love always, Your mentor and tactical superiour, Sir AJ <big><big>PAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA!!!</BIG></BIG> Man, it must be a beautiful fantasy world you've created for yourself. Fountains of beer, barbequed shrimp hanging from trees, lithsome odalisques anointing your pointy noggin with oil, museums filled with paintings of large eyed waifs and poker playing dogs... I hope I can be there when the killer clowns show up with their blood drenched machetes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 O where, O where have the Ladies all gone O where, O where can they be? No Persephone, No YK2, No Delaney, even Not even a tranny, Whose real name is Steven The little dog laughed to see such fun And the dish ran away with the spoon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: What? No clean duds? Somebody steal your favorite rock down at the river? I had a long way to come and didn't want to take the time to stop at the laundromat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: ...lithsome odalisques...Boo, amidst the deep, untroubled pools of your stupidity, one does, on occasion, wade through quick, sparkling waters of intellect. Not very often, but it's still refreshing. You were born in northern Ohio, weren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: O where, O where have the Ladies all gone O where, O where can they be? No Persephone, No YK2, No Delaney, even Not even a tranny, Whose real name is Steven I tried the cheesecake ploy. That usually works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: You must pledge your troth to OGSF's toy poodle. That's all you have to do. Easy isn't it? Chop chop, then. No shilly-shallying with this, lad!! Your redemption in the eyes of THE AUTHORITIES is at hand! Sir AJ Morals Champion of The 'Pool Bugger! I'm doomed! I checked and OGSF doesn't have a poodle. Gamey updates: Lt Hortlund continues to race around with his UberCrack buscuit tins. AJ Russian headlong at the Fool on the Hill. But the Fool aims well, for there is no place void of his units. Egbert broke my large clanky with a little gun. "God is not on the side of the large battalions, but on the side of the best shots." I can't stand it when God coaches the opposition. Panzer Leader- For Sale: One screen name and Kaniggethood. Cheap and easy. Mike and I race for my lines. Sneakin' is Noba. But his trolls will not take the preciousss... Boo is still planning something. Dinner, probably. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: STUPID MEN IN PENG CHALLENGE STRANGLING HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTION WITH WRATH! CAN ONLY POST LIKE OHIOAN!*Ponders* *very slowly but* errrrr.... GRUE THINKS SEANACHAI MIGHT BE LONG LOST OLDER BROTHER, OR MAYBE SISTER Grue [ January 29, 2003, 02:38 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Ubertracker: Is it wise to ask What the hell is this thread all about???*Pulls up in a Enzo Ferrari, empty champagne in back, 3 well endowed and giggly women in the car with him* SORRY GRUE LATE, GRUE VERY WELL PAID BY HMRH MEEKSY AND BUSY ...ERR... INVESTING. REGARDLESS, GRUE HAS WORK TO DO...... IT ABOUT GRUE MEETING NICE FLUFFYS AND KILLING THEM. YOU A FLUFFY? Or should I just shake my head, mumble something about people with too much time on their hands, and stumble off to continue my entrouncement in a PBEM game?YOU CANT SHAKE HEAD IF GRUE PULLS IT OFF AND USES IT FOR FOOTY PRACTICE FOR NEXT AFL SEASON. AND YOU SHOULDN"T USE BIG WORDS LIKE 'ENTROUNCEMENT'. NO ONE UNDERSTAND HERE. *Snorts* After trying to figure this thing out, I'm ready to attack Iraq all on my own! OH? HAVE FUN THEN. DON'T LET DOOR HIT BOTTOM ON WAY OUT. Grue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: O where, O where have the Ladies all gone O where, O where can they be? No Persephone, No YK2, No Delaney, even Not even a tranny, Whose real name is Steven The little dog laughed to see such fun And the dish ran away with the spoon! GRUE WILL DRESS UP IN NICE SKIRT AND BRA SO DALEM WILL CHEER UP AND NOT DROWN SORROWS IN BAR GRUE WARNS HOWEVER THAT DALEM SHOULD NOT TOUCH BECAUSE GRUE ONLY PRETENDING AND PAWING WOULD BE TOO MUCH BUT GRUE WILL LOOK SEXY, SO FEMININE FOR DAL UNTIL JOYOUS OCCASSION WHEN WE GET BACK THE REAL GALS! Grue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 29, 2003 Author Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: GRUE WILL DRESS UP IN NICE SKIRT AND BRA SO DALEM WILL CHEER UP AND NOT DROWN SORROWS IN BAR GRUE WARNS HOWEVER THAT DALEM SHOULD NOT TOUCH BECAUSE GRUE ONLY PRETENDING AND PAWING WOULD BE TOO MUCH BUT GRUE WILL LOOK SEXY, SO FEMININE FOR DAL UNTIL JOYOUS OCCASSION WHEN WE GET BACK THE REAL GALS! Grue Never have so few, caused so many, to suffer for such little effort expended... JESUS CHRIST, MACE! EVEN I FOUND THIS TERRIFYING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 29, 2003 Share Posted January 29, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: GRUE WILL DRESS UP IN NICE SKIRT AND BRA SO DALEM WILL CHEER UP AND NOT DROWN SORROWS IN BAR GRUE WARNS HOWEVER THAT DALEM SHOULD NOT TOUCH BECAUSE GRUE ONLY PRETENDING AND PAWING WOULD BE TOO MUCH BUT GRUE WILL LOOK SEXY, SO FEMININE FOR DAL UNTIL JOYOUS OCCASSION WHEN WE GET BACK THE REAL GALS! Grue Never have so few, caused so many, to suffer for such little effort expended... JESUS CHRIST, MACE! EVEN I FOUND THIS TERRIFYING! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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