Boo Radley Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Some days I miss Meeks. That's funny, he said he missed you too. Blamed it on his sights being off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Well, the shingles are off and the planking looks solid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Well, the shingles are off and the planking looks solid. Shingles? Planking? You live in a beach hut!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Well, the shingles are off and the planking looks solid. Shingles? Planking? You live in a beach hut!!! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Well, the shingles are off and the planking looks solid. Shingles? Planking? You live in a beach hut!!! </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: This will make me angry. Getting angry will make your shingles itch like hell... Here grab a cold one.... And don't say I never do anything for you... It took me ages to find a bottle ready chilled.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: This will make me angry. Getting angry will make your shingles itch like hell... Here grab a cold one.... And don't say I never do anything for you... It took me ages to find a bottle ready chilled.. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 You're not having the Amish do the job are you? They like to pee off of roofs. I had my roof redone about four years ago. Not by the Amish, though. Just by regular guys. They didn't pee off the roof either. They did do the job stoned though. I didn't find this out until last year when my neighbor and I were out in the yard talking and he said he was surprised that my roof looked as good as it did. When I asked why , he said because while he was in his kitchen, he saw the roofing crew hunkered down behind my garage blowing dope. Made me feel real good, it did. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You're not having the Amish do the job are you? They like to pee off of roofs. I had my roof redone about four years ago. Not by the Amish, though. Just by regular guys. They didn't pee off the roof either. They did do the job stoned though. I didn't find this out until last year when my neighbor and I were out in the yard talking and he said he was surprised that my roof looked as good as it did. When I asked why , he said because while he was in his kitchen, he saw the roofing crew hunkered down behind my garage blowing dope. Made me feel real good, it did. Are there Mexican Amish guys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Are there Mexican Amish guys? Why do you ask? Are the guys doing your roof named Raoul Swartzentruber, Paulo Yoder and Eli Gonzales? Do they say things like, "Que pasa, Englander"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auggy Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Are there Mexican Amish guys? Yeah, you don't want to be rammed by one of those buggy drivers without insurance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Some days I miss Meeks. Yeah, well, you can always watch reruns. I hear Turner's gonna rerelease the first three threads, and colorize 'em, you know, bring 'em up to date from the old ugly blue and even-uglier blue days to the modern ****-brown and vomit-green. Wait till Spielburg gets the rights, then we'll have digitally remastered scenes, with previously cut posts from Croda and Stuka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Some days I miss Meeks. Yeah, well, you can always watch reruns. I hear Turner's gonna rerelease the first three threads, and colorize 'em, you know, bring 'em up to date from the old ugly blue and even-uglier blue days to the modern ****-brown and vomit-green. Wait till Spielburg gets the rights, then we'll have digitally remastered scenes, with previously cut posts from Croda and Stuka. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamstersss Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: But will your unique awfulness be digitized into a radio? Oh yeah, but you'll need an adapter. It's a clunky thing, which includes oversized, cat-in-the-hat hands to slap some sense in you, a vitriol dispenser that will need to be topped off with bile on an hourly basis and a can opener, which I haven't found a use for, but I'm sure will come in handy later. It'll also be on XM, because I my awfulness doth not tolerate interruptions to sell you Tide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Sir Augustus: ...rammed by one of those buggy drivers...There's an ugly thought. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Well, they got here very late, didn't wrap up until 8:30pm, didn't "get to" the minor reconstruction, and left some of the shingling "for tomorrow". Plus their van battery died and I had to give them a jump. Altogether I consider it a "win" for contract work on a private home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Lemon curry? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: Yeah, well, you can always watch reruns. This is a rerun. Don't you remember? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 28, 2003 Author Share Posted August 28, 2003 Hmm, perhaps Seanachai could get a job to raise money for his new video card? I'm sure Leeo would be happy to give up his current position. SSN Hint Of The Day: Put your cigarettes out in planters. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Hmm, perhaps Seanachai could get a job to raise money for his new video card? I'm sure Leeo would be happy to give up his current position. Hope that's not for shotgun. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Hmm, perhaps Seanachai could get a job to raise money for his new video card? I'm sure Leeo would be happy to give up his current position. You really can't do that job unless you are bullet proof like I am. I only wish my troops had the same property. Your Panthers will die, Lars, oh yes, they will die. Alone. In the rain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Leeo: You really can't do that job unless you are bullet proof like I am.Is that because of the obtuse slope of your head or because the bodily filth you wallow in on a daily basis has formed a protective carapace of dried ordure over your entire body? Or all of the above? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Is that because of the obtuse slope of your head or because the bodily filth you wallow in on a daily basis has formed a protective carapace of dried ordure over your entire body? Or all of the above? No, no, no, you unreasoning man-ape. My propensity to become bulletproof is directly proportional to the amount of Malt Liquor consumed. You really are mind-numbingly dense, aren't you? I don't mean that "let's-use-the-lottery-for-retirement-planning" dense, I'm talking collapsed star, black hole dense. You are a point from which no reason can escape. That explains so much. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 I thought this was supposed to be all about challenges, like Seanachai tying his shoes or sumfink... At any rate... (keep trying Seanachai, you'll get it within a millenium or so, or just invest in some of those velcro strap tennies that all the old geezers are wearing... in the summer... with black socks). Where was I? Oh yes, challenges and the like. Gamey Update It is with great pleasure that my stupendous mousentruppen invite all the 'Poolers to a marshmallow roast. The cooking fire is provided by Pondscum's armored fireplace, if you can tolerate the smell of burning tires and untermenschen and whatever. Should it get too crowded (I know how you are all fascinated with flames), we hope to be providing a second pyre, er fire, in the near future... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted August 28, 2003 Share Posted August 28, 2003 Ah yes, Mouse's "random setups". The first one had 23 tanks (him) versus 3 guns and some infantry (me). This one has a StuG and some 20mm halftracks (him) vs BA-64 armored cars (me). Sometimes I don't know why I bother. But then the hatred reappears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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