Lars Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 THE RULES then, short and sweet: Summertime Go away. I Loves You, Peng Go even further away. It Ain't Necessarily So {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. My Man is Gone Now This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. Boo, You Is My Woman Now The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. I got Plenty o' Nuttin' Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. There's A Boat Dat's Leavin' Soon For New York If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). And the SSN's pass by singing, trying to figure out what Opera they're in... [ August 22, 2003, 11:37 AM: Message edited by: Lars ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Wankers... Monty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 22, 2003 Author Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Monty: Wankers...And our first contestant!!! ***BUZZ*** Wrong, that's an Elvis tune. Thanks for playing, don't come again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Monty: Wankers... Monty {sound of a H&K spam launcher mechanism being cocked} Son, that phrase is reserved for Elvis. So you'd better rephrase that. /SirReal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by SirReal: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Monty: Wankers... Monty {sound of a H&K spam launcher mechanism being cocked} Son, that phrase is reserved for Elvis. So you'd better rephrase that. /SirReal </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Lars, Just wanted to thank you for casting me as the ingenue in your little passion play for the insane. I can only figure that it's because of the manly way I pummeled you in our latest battle. 77 to 23, or something like that? Yes, I know. You would have won handily had you been wearing your own dance belt instead of dalem's, but there you have it. What's next from you? A medley of tunes from "The Roar of the Grease Paint, the Smell of the Crowd"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Boo, You Is My Woman NowHeh...hehheheheh..haHaHaHaHAHAHAHAHAHA!! wipes away tears of mirth Thank you, Lars. I don't know why, but I found that uproarious. Porgy and Boo. It sings, doesn't it? [ August 22, 2003, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Boo, you is my woman now, you is, you is! An' you mus' laugh an' sing an' dance for two instead of one. Want no wrinkle on yo' brow, Nohow, Because de sorrow of de past is all done done Oh, Boo, my Boo! Mornin' time an' evenin' time an' summer time an' winter time. Boo, you got yo' man. Boo, you is my woman now and forever. Dis life is jes' begun, Boo, we two is one Now an' forever. Oh, Boo, don't min' dose women. You got yo' Porgy. I knows you means it, I seen it in yo' eyes, Boo. We'll go swingin' Through de years a-singin'. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gads, I'm going to be laughing about that one all day. It works on so many levels... [ August 22, 2003, 12:59 PM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Seanachai, if you've time to giggle and chortle over ANOTHER mental image you've conjured up ... you do that a lot, don't you ... you've time to send me a turn. Joe p.s. I know, technically we're not playing a game right now, but is that MY fault? I think not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 22, 2003 Author Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Lars, Just wanted to thank you for casting me as the ingenue in your little passion play for the insane. I can only figure that it's because of the manly way I pummeled you in our latest battle. 77 to 23, or something like that? Yes, I know. You would have won handily had you been wearing your own dance belt instead of dalem's, but there you have it. What's next from you? A medley of tunes from "The Roar of the Grease Paint, the Smell of the Crowd"? Hmm, could work something along those lines... Now if there's a smile on my face It's only there trying to fool the public But when it comes down to fooling you Now Boo that's quite a different subject But don't let my glad expression Give you the wrong impression Cos really I'm sad, Oh I'm sadder than sad Well I'm hurt and I want you to die so bad Like a clown I appear to be glad ooh yeah Well they're some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than The tears of a clown when there's a flame T-34 around Oh burn, baby baby, oh burn baby baby Now if I appear to be carefree It's only to camouflage my sadness And Boo to shield my pride I try To cover this hurt with a show of gladness But don't let my show convince you That I've been happy since you freakin cheated Cos I need to, oh I need you die so Look I'm hurt and I want you to know For others I put on a show Well they're some sad things known to man But ain't too much sadder than The tears of a clown when there's a flame T-34 around Oh burn, baby baby, oh burn baby baby Just like Pagliacci did I try to keep my surface hid Smiling in the crowd I try But in a lonely room I cry The tears of a clown When there's no one around, oh yeah, burn baby burn Now if there's a smile on my face Don't let my glad expression Give you the wrong impression Don't let this smile I wear Make you think that I don't care Cos really I'm sad... Gamey sod, who knew the Russki's had flametanks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Ohmigawd ... Seanachai's bored again and is trolling upon the outerboard! Rant I think it's time for an intervention. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Ohmigawd ... Seanachai's bored again and is trolling upon the outerboard! Joe I am not! After the Reinald and Doggie idiocy, I am doing my part to reassure a doubtless nervous and stressed community that there are not huge numbers of neo-Nazis posting along side them. Very public-spirited, I'd say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo, you is my woman now, you is, you is! An' you mus' laugh an' sing an' dance for two instead of one. Want no wrinkle on yo' brow, Nohow, Because de sorrow of de past is all done done Oh, Boo, my Boo! Mornin' time an' evenin' time an' summer time an' winter time. Boo, you got yo' man. Boo, you is my woman now and forever. Dis life is jes' begun, Boo, we two is one Now an' forever. Oh, Boo, don't min' dose women. You got yo' Porgy. I knows you means it, I seen it in yo' eyes, Boo. We'll go swingin' Through de years a-singin'.I wet my pants reading this. Just hilarious. Oh, aren't you Pengers a fine lot of chaps. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gads, I'm going to be laughing about that one all day. It works on so many levels... Yeah, keep it up, Laughing Boy. You'll get yours. Not sure when or how or why or who...well, I know who. Who is fairly self evident. Why is pretty straight forward, too. Admittedly, the how and when are up for grabs, but I'll be thinking about them quite a lot. And you, too. Be uncomfortable, Seanachai. Be very, very, very uncomfortable. I'm the monster under your bed, Olde Man. So watch where you put your slippers, that's all I'm saying. And do something about all these "art magazines" you've got stacked up under here, OK? There's just something not right about them. ...oooh, look! Britt Ekland! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Ohmigawd ... Seanachai's bored again and is trolling upon the outerboard! Joe I am not! After the Reinald and Doggie idiocy, I am doing my part to reassure a doubtless nervous and stressed community that there are not huge numbers of neo-Nazis posting along side them. Very public-spirited, I'd say. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I'm the monster under your bed, Olde Man.When my son was small I used to tell him that under his bed was the Sabre-toothed Dust Kitty , and it was there to bite the toes of nose-pickers. Gee Boo I wish I knew you back then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo, you is my woman now, you is, you is! An' you mus' laugh an' sing an' dance for two instead of one. Want no wrinkle on yo' brow, Nohow, Because de sorrow of de past is all done done Oh, Boo, my Boo! Mornin' time an' evenin' time an' summer time an' winter time. Boo, you got yo' man. Boo, you is my woman now and forever. Dis life is jes' begun, Boo, we two is one Now an' forever. Oh, Boo, don't min' dose women. You got yo' Porgy. I knows you means it, I seen it in yo' eyes, Boo. We'll go swingin' Through de years a-singin'. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Gads, I'm going to be laughing about that one all day. It works on so many levels... ÜberGnome....You and Boo do make a cute couple....and when you put your red pointy hat on and your pointy platform shoes....you two are almost the same height. Persephone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lo_Bob Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 You damn pengers, If I had an obedient dwarf on a stick I'd teach you all a lesson! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Now back to my eggs....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Lo_Bob: You damn pengers, If I had an obedient dwarf on a stick I'd teach you all a lesson! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Now back to my eggs....... Hmmmm ... no email ... no location ... Bye_Bob! Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 {sound of H&K spam launcher firing} <h3>*FLUB*FLUB*FLUB*FLUB*FLUB*</h3> Niiiice. Five, count 'em, five direct hits. Originally posted by Lo_Bob: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Well, since the first one got away, I figure, what the heck... /SirReal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 And I'm proud, DAMN proud, that the Shavian House got in the first two solid responses. Well done faithful Squire! Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted August 22, 2003 Share Posted August 22, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Well done faithful Squire! Why, thank you sire! It was my pleasure (pats the H&K)! /SirReal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> I'm the monster under your bed, Olde Man.When my son was small I used to tell him that under his bed was the Sabre-toothed Dust Kitty , and it was there to bite the toes of nose-pickers. Gee Boo I wish I knew you back then. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Peng, Peng, the musical challenge The more you read, the more Senachai sounds like salenge er 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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