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Originally posted by Cabron66:

You define a group of men playing video games and running around squeaking "peng" like some kind of nocturnal rodent sobriety? Well, count me out. Sobriety is all yours.

And what the 'ell would you know about nocturnal rodent sobriety? Never seen your like around, unless I were to look back at the 'presents' I leave in Hoe Squaw's big ol' banker shoes in his closet in the middle of the night. Running around his house in the middle of the night, chewing open his cereal boxes, dropping ****e in his shoes, and peeing on the pictures of his favorite Mormon wives isn't fun at all unless you have a good buzz on... Sobriety? Feh! Only good for lesser rodents of the world...
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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I taught you better than that, oh former Squire o'mine! It's not like you to take the cheap shot and easy trick ... it's like Boo_Radley.

Perhaps next time you'll type "humble" instead.

Not that it would be true, mind you, but you might consider it.

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

I'm confused ... are you saying he SHOULD be sent to Coventry or he isn't GOOD/BAD enough for Coventry? If the later, I've cautioned you before Dame Persephone about your good nature and helpless puppies routine and LOOK WHERE IT GOT US!

Milady I ask you to consider my track record in such things. I HAVE NEVER BEEN WRONG! Gormless geeks are KNOWN to me, I have a gift and it would be ill favored indeed to overlook MY REVEALED TRUTHS in this matter for your, admittedly good intentioned but WRONG, instincts in this matter.

Now as Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread my duty is clear, I must only sound the clarion call for the will of the CessPool. I cannot take sides in this matter of the witless, unbalanced and wortheless would be grog outerboarder Cabron66. I must stand above my personal feelings of disgust and actual physical naseau at the very thought of that wet behind the ears, clueless and paranoid freak being part of MY CessPool. I shall not force the OBVIOUS RIGHT CHOICE upon the membership if they should decide, AGAINST ALL REASON AND LOGIC, that he needs to be given second chance.

I, you see, know my duty.

Make your wishes plain to me Milady Patch ... and while you're at it you might check on Berli ... from his last post it appears he's dozed off in his Malt-O-Meal again.

Joe

Joe, I am suggesting that Ca-baaa-ron66 be given a little bit more time before he is sent off into that most horrible of all places....Coventry. He did liven up this place a teensy bit donchaknow!

And the ÜberGnome will be so lost without his one and only personal stalker!

Persephone

[ September 22, 2003, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

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I say let's keep the bugger around until he gets himself banned. It should be almost as much fun as emptying my inbox of spam. Wait. that's not fun at all. COVENTRY!!!

Oh, and Mr. Shaw, point of order... when a thing is sent to Coventry, and continues to post, is it allowable to make oblique reference to it whilst posting to other board members? I don't care really I just wanted to use 'oblique' in a sentence.

Peng

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Originally posted by Marlow:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Wildman:

Marlow you pathetic, mannequinn squeezin', tub of lard, a battle lad.

I've missed your depravity in my inbox, and which to squeeze you for all the ****e your worth. Scenario of your choice, pronto.

Somfink with you as the Nazi Evildoers® (term used with permission. VRWC license number 0715) will be winging its way to your porn ridden harddrive as soon as we settle on which battle I will use for kicking your fat flyboy butt. You played "South of Heaven" yet? </font>
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Originally posted by MrPeng:

I say let's keep the bugger around until he gets himself banned. It should be almost as much fun as emptying my inbox of spam. Wait. that's not fun at all. COVENTRY!!!

Oh, and Mr. Shaw, point of order... when a thing is sent to Coventry, and continues to post, is it allowable to make oblique reference to it whilst posting to other board members? I don't care really I just wanted to use 'oblique' in a sentence.

Peng

A veritable renaissance is at hand... The oft-referenced, seldom-deferenced Peng personage actually showed up! Are we all supposed to cower and grovel now that he has graced us with his presence or, how is it spelt, sumfink like that? But what happened to his gigantic soliloquies of yore? Or is he degraded into short posts where the usage of a simple 18 point word like 'oblique' makes him smug with satisfaction?

Where have his quixotic (26 points mind you), thundering, smiley-thrashing posts gone? Now we are just left with Sean-a-chai-tea-latte and his drunken ramblings...

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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

Quiet Mouse

Do you not realize you are in the presence of Genius?

Oblique

Rhymes with: geek, leak, meek, peek, reek, seek, tweak, weak....

My Gawd! The possibilities are endless. Joe I need more time!!!!

When addressing Mouse you could have said it rhymes with "squeak", and added something humorous and witty about Rodentia, however, you created a vapid, humorless post that would have been better served in the Goodale Thread. Twit!
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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

Quiet Mouse

Do you not realize you are in the presence of Genius?

Oblique

Rhymes with: geek, leak, meek, peek, reek, seek, tweak, weak....

My Gawd! The possibilities are endless. Joe I need more time!!!!

as well as...

Squeak!

[edited to nod to Nidan1 and his post, as the cats I have on a treadmill to power my Internet connection are a bunch of laggards today, and my connection suffers accordingly]

[ September 22, 2003, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

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Originally posted by Nidan1:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

Quiet Mouse

Do you not realize you are in the presence of Genius?

Oblique

Rhymes with: geek, leak, meek, peek, reek, seek, tweak, weak....

My Gawd! The possibilities are endless. Joe I need more time!!!!

When addressing Mouse you could have said it rhymes with "squeak", and added something humorous and witty about Rodentia, however, you created a vapid, humorless post that would have been better served in the Goodale Thread. Twit! </font>
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Originally posted by Jim Boggs:

You make me proud! Now go forth and smite the Mouse.

I cannot get that word outta my mind.....oblique, oblique, oblique.........

Is it French or something?

Aah, bolded at last.

Mouse-smiting is it???

Sending your lackey 'cause you can't finish a job is it???

Very well. Consider your lackey Mouse-smitten... err... no, no, no... not like that...

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