Yeknodathon Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Fertility rites in Ohio involve Budweiser, greasy bill caps, and bad fast food. Also, probably, at some point, the use of the endearment 'punkin' (for "my little pumpkin"), a vegetable which Ohioans apparently find 'erotic'. Hard to understand why until you look at a bunch of Ohioans standing in line at Burger King and notice a certain 'uniformity' of physique. [peers at Boo to study the uniformity of the Ohio physique] *sniff* oh... sure it's not 'tatty' (for "my rather malformed potato")? Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeauCoupDinkyDau Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 I demand that I may or may not be Vader's Jester!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Really Seanachai, a take off on "The Adventures of Lassie"? That's all you could come up with? I'm less than astounded. It was a simple show, and you're a simple man. I thought that replacing a highly intelligent dog with a rather mentally impaired Ohio man would make the whole venture post-modern enough to play well to today's audiences. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Really Seanachai, a take off on "The Adventures of Lassie"? That's all you could come up with? I'm less than astounded. It was a simple show, and you're a simple man. I thought that replacing a highly intelligent dog with a rather mentally impaired Ohio man would make the whole venture post-modern enough to play well to today's audiences. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auggy Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Of course we'll have to have Boo play himself in the series. I suppose parental discretion is a given now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 This week in the MBT, we're featuring a special "Pile on Boo Extravaganza." No problem. I've been subjected to more pain than this lot can ever come up with. First off: MrSpkr- I don't even condone the use of cell phones while driving, much less anything that could be construed as the "norm" in Texas. Yeknod - I'd have your handlers check the paddock for Jimson Weed. That stuff can play havok with a brain that's already refried in so many ways. Joe - Yawn. Sure, Disgust Us - You gotta be <big><big>THIS TALL</big></big> to ride this ride. And finally, Seanachai - sigh...First a shaggy dog story and now fat jokes? What's up, Bub? Too busy getting your float ready for the "Parade of Gnomes"? Pitiful, just pitiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 8, 2003 Share Posted August 8, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo, far be it from me, the most 'romantic' of soul amongst the Olde Ones...Hmmmm.. not that I am saying your soul is not a romantic one, but the most romantic amongst the Olde Ones!! I for one wouldn't make a bet on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo, far be it from me, the most 'romantic' of soul amongst the Olde Ones...Hmmmm.. not that I am saying your soul is not a romantic one, but the most romantic amongst the Olde Ones!! I for one wouldn't make a bet on it. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 9, 2003 Author Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Boo, far be it from me, the most 'romantic' of soul amongst the Olde Ones...Hmmmm.. not that I am saying your soul is not a romantic one, but the most romantic amongst the Olde Ones!! I for one wouldn't make a bet on it. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: snipped because he does tend to go on and on and on doesn't he? almost as bad as the Minnexotianniean Seanachia-pet Let's keep in mind that Dame YK2 is in Scotland ... virtually anything that doesn't consist of bashing her over the head with a rock and dragging her into the heather can probably be considered romantic. Joe [/QB] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Let's keep in mind that Dame YK2 is in Scotland .. Joe No she isn't.. I left Scotland while still in my teens, although as my family are all still there I do tend to visit at times.. *Shakes head at Joe * And I thought the Justicar had notes on every one of us...I mean, I've only said "I now live in Wales" aboot a dozen times over the past 3years... Oh well.. I enjoyed the wine (screwed as it was) So I'll let you off with just a frown this time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Vader's Jester: I demand that I may or may not be Vader's Jester!! :mad: I demand that you die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: This week in the MBT, we're featuring a special "Pile on Boo Extravaganza."Git. That is not a weekly special, that is an on going feature Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: What?! What can this mean? I mean, there's only three of us... Okay, Berli, Peng, which one of you has been displaying a romantic soul to the Fair Emma that you're not sharing with the rest of us, hmm? Fire lit strolls past the tormented lawyers. Intimate picnic by the River Styx. What could be more romantic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Let's keep in mind that Dame YK2 is in Scotland ... virtually anything that doesn't consist of bashing her over the head with a rock and dragging her into the heather can probably be considered romantic. Joe Well, that eliminates Peng... the bash to the head is Peng's favorite courting ritual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen Fire lit strolls past the tormented lawyers. Intimate picnic by the River Styx. What could be more romanticGoing for a swim and having your marshmallows toasted at the same time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Going for a swim and having your marshmallows toasted at the same time? Well, I suppose you could... but we haven't had any marshmellows around here in ages (unless you count that fat lawyer last week) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Here we go again.... MARSHMELLOWS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 I don't like marsh mellows, but they are fun to throw at people, whether in Church or at a food drive, marsh mellows are always a hit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Here we go again.... MARSHMELLOWS!!! Marshmellows, marshmallows, fat bastards, what's the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: MARSHMELLOWS!!! And speaking of lawyers, when's MrSpkr gonna finish that site of his? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Marshmellows, marshmallows, fat bastards, what's the difference? LOL.. Well for one thing, marshmAllows wouldn't drip nearly half as much as a fat bastard would... So you see.. I win... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: So you see.. I win... Dear Emma, you are a woman... It is a law most universal that you will ALWAYS win. Men have resigned themselves to that fact centuries ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Dear Emma, you are a woman...True.. It is a law most universal that you will ALWAYS win. Men have resigned themselves to that fact centuries ago Not so true.... [ August 08, 2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: YK2 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted August 9, 2003 Share Posted August 9, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by YK2: So you see.. I win... Dear Emma, you are a woman... It is a law most universal that you will ALWAYS win. Men have resigned themselves to that fact centuries ago </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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