Phillies Phan Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...yours truly. Mace's favorite Air Supply song went something like this: Here I am The sheep that you shove asking for a bale of hay Mace's favorite AC/DC song went something like this: My sheep are always bouncing to the left and to the right Its my belief that my white sheep should be shagged ev'ry night Mace's favorite Olivia Newton John song went like this... [ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> .... Let's get sheepical, sheepical. Come on and get sheepical Lets get into into sheepical Let me hear your wool talk The Australian Mac Daddy was also fond of playing with his unusually small... (PS You are all bastards for not contributing to the FAQ for an entire friggen day. I hate you all and hope you get rashes) [ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: The Australian Mac Daddy was also fond of playing with his unusually small... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...balls, because Mace always enjoyed a game of Cricket, but was particularly fond of miniature Cricket and fancied himself as a bit of a bowler! However, Mace particularly enjoyed the atmosphere of the MCG's Bay 13**, as long as he had an esky full of beer, something to hold him vertical in case he drunk too much, and a... **(Bay 13 is a part of the Melbourne Cricket Ground in Australia that tends to be permanently in a beer-fuelled state of fun during cricket Tests between Australia and a visiting nation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted June 23, 2001 Author Share Posted June 23, 2001 ...pair of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...pair of...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Australian Mac Daddies. They pimped the Sheilas and tooted their digeredoos. One of them was fond of saying "I'll give all me oscah for some Kitty Lovin". He was a bit touched in the head and liked to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 23, 2001 Share Posted June 23, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: He was a bit touched in the head and liked to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...to crack it open every now and then with a blow of the cricket bat! *ouch* He also liked to shove the stumps right up his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted June 24, 2001 Author Share Posted June 24, 2001 ...pulsating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted June 24, 2001 Share Posted June 24, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...pulsating...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...yellow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ...yellow...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...submarine! All together now: "in a town, where I was born"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzman Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...submarine! All together now: "in a town, where I was born"...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mace had a gun pointed at his head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzerman: Mace had a gun pointed at his head... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> .... which he immediately dropped in shock when big Joel Garner proceeded to ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: .... which he immediately dropped in shock when big Joel Garner proceeded to .....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....bowl a maiden over through his ball handling skills. The crowd at bay 13 roared as the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ....bowl a maiden over through his ball handling skills. The crowd at bay 13 roared as the...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...bowler bopped the Lawyer over the head with his bowling ball for asking questions on the main forum that are answered in the friggin' FAQ thread. We can only hope that the contracts that he writes are as clear and concise as the almighty FAQ thread. However, if he's anything like most lawyers, CM's Lawyer is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ....bowl a maiden over through his ball handling skills. The crowd at bay 13 roared as the...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Lawyer arrived. Mace welcomed him with... Edited because Mannheim Tanker took it upon himself to speak for me. Mine is better of course. Mace did a nice little story of how I was welcomed to Oz in the Cesspool. I guess he has plenty of time, being a gub'ment tennement supervisor. [ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Lawyer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: Lawyer arrived. Mace welcomed him with...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...a slap in the face with a soiled supeana (where's the damned spellchecker when you need it?). You git, you can't even post in a FAQ thread without screwing up the storyline. Lawyer paused, too a swig of his pisswarm beer, and responded... Editorial note to the Lawyer: we prefer to call them domiciles for the employmentally-impaired. As a lawyer, you should have your PC gub'ment lingo straight. [ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Mannheim Tanker ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...a slap in the face with a soiled supeana (where's the damned spellchecker when you need it?). You git, you can't even post in a FAQ thread without screwing up the storyline. Lawyer paused, too a swig of his pisswarm beer, and responded...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I TROUNCED MANNHEIM TANKER AT TCP LAST NIGHT! I think I'll go to Disneyland, and then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: I TROUNCED MANNHEIM TANKER AT TCP LAST NIGHT! I think I'll go to Disneyland, and then...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...run away before Tanker gets his revenge. I still can't believe that my tactics of using elite crew rushes mounted on Pershing II's worked! If I wasn't a lawyer, I'd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted June 25, 2001 Share Posted June 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...run away before Tanker gets his revenge. I still can't believe that my tactics of using elite crew rushes mounted on Pershing II's worked! If I wasn't a lawyer, I'd...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> gladly give up a little business for the young, leaner sharks in the background. Of course, if I wasn;t a lawyer, why I would . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: if I wasn't a lawyer, why I would . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...rejoice, because everyone knows there's nothing more loathed, more detested and more scawned than the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 26, 2001 Share Posted June 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...rejoice, because everyone knows there's nothing more loathed, more detested and more scawned than the...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....smelly navel lint of a lawyer, though we really believe it is actually scorned as opposed to scawned. But then again we all know a good scawning can.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted June 27, 2001 Author Share Posted June 27, 2001 ..clear the sinuses and the complexion. just ask... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 27, 2001 Share Posted June 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ..clear the sinuses and the complexion. just ask...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Webster, publisher of the local Aussie dictionary (which has, I must add, a very fine selection of rude and naughty words)! "Plenty of room for more words in the English Language, and I for one support the introduction of the word Scawned...if only to make our current editions redundant and thus driving up sales, as the older editions are replaced." "in fact, I propose we introduce a new word every month for just this purpose" "Scaw!!!!", yelled the dictionary buying public (well, those with the latest edition), "We've just been.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: "We've just been....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...lurking down the bottom of page 3, because others are too bloody lazy to bump this up to the front page! A pox, a pox on you all, you slack, fu.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...lurking down the bottom of page 3, because others are too bloody lazy to bump this up to the front page! A pox, a pox on you all, you slack, fu....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..nny people. I could call you Shiney Happy People too. ***************************************** It was a dark and stormy night. A .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: ..nny people. I could call you Shiney Happy People too. ***************************************** It was a dark and stormy night. A ....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ....ahhhhh bugger it, lets go do something else. Hey Mace where's Dolly?" enquired Phillies Phan as he proceeded to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Phan Posted June 28, 2001 Share Posted June 28, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Speedy: ....ahhhhh bugger it, lets go do something else. Hey Mace where's Dolly?" enquired Phillies Phan as he proceeded to....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...punch, kick, bludgeon, and eviscerate Speedball for changing the subject. Speedy was infamous for his short attention span and his stuttering problem. Nothing short of a blow to the head could help Speedbump recite his daily mantra. "I'm good enough to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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