Mace Posted April 24, 2001 Share Posted April 24, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: After thinking for a short while, he decided the first step should be to . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...probe for anti-personal mines using his feet then, if he survives,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted April 24, 2001 Share Posted April 24, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...probe for anti-personal mines using his feet then, if he survives,...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...herd his sheep through, one by one. But 109 Gustache was still needing some wool for cosmetic purposes when... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...herd his sheep through, one by one. But 109 Gustache was still needing some wool for cosmetic purposes when...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> he suddenly realized the FAQ thread was in eminent danger of slipping off the first page! "C'mon you knobs!" he yelled. "We have a job to do here!" With that, Numberboy turned and . . . [ 04-24-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: he suddenly realized the FAQ thread was in eminent danger of slipping off the first page! "C'mon you knobs!" he yelled. "We have a job to do here!" With that, Numberboy turned and . . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...saw Maximus spouting off yet another Mac vs PC debate and rolled his eyes at him like this . But being a fellow FAQ'er, Gustav just kinda ignored it and carried on with the story at hand which was looking for wool to cover his fish or some stupid thing, but then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> but then... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> he packed up his computer, threw it in the back of a panzer-yellow '78 Ford van with no windows and only one seat. It looked like something a criminal or Mannheim might drive. Gustav was going back home, where there's an ocean, fish, trees, and sea-level oxygen levels. Gustav planned to work all day until fishing season, living in a house with no internet. When fishing season started, he wouldn't have the energy to play CM even if he had a computer there. Although he wouldn't be able to taunt Mannheim Honeywagon and Phillies until next September, Gustav was sure that the taunting would be continued by the other FAQers, especially... [ 04-24-2001: Message edited by: 109 Gustav ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted April 25, 2001 Author Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: Although he wouldn't be able to taunt Mannheim Honeywagon and Phillies until next September, Gustav was sure that the taunting would be continued by the other FAQers, especially... [ 04-24-2001: Message edited by: 109 Gustav ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The wicked witch of the midwest (aka cubbies)! "Did you mention the wizard of oz?" fearfully asked Maximus, who was nearby. "Yeah? What's the matter? Afraid of a little ole' green chick?" asked Man I Heimlich Sheep for Fun. "No, Dorothy. For years I was convinced that a house was gonna fall out of the sky and crush me and then some farm girl was gonna come along and steal my flashy red shoes," replied Maximus. Everyone else then said "(awkward pause)" and they... [ 04-24-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: Everyone else then said "(awkward pause)" and they...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...wondered where this Wizard of the Oz reference came from as it has nothing to do with Mace's sheep, Gustav's fish or Madmatt's penguins. However, with Gustav's trek to his beachouse there maybe a yellowbrick road in his future. Still confused, the FAQ group suddenly snapped out of it and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted April 25, 2001 Author Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: ...wondered where this Wizard of the Oz reference came from as it has nothing to do with Mace's sheep, Gustav's fish or Madmatt's penguins. However, with Gustav's trek to his beachouse there maybe a yellowbrick road in his future. Still confused, the FAQ group suddenly snapped out of it and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...thought sheep and fish and penguins oh my! sheep and fish and penguins oh my! sheep and fish and penguins oh my! then the perverted Mace, the filthy Phillies, the fishy Gustav, and Maximus in his flashy red shoes went to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...thought sheep and fish and penguins oh my! sheep and fish and penguins oh my! sheep and fish and penguins oh my! then the perverted Mace, the filthy Phillies, the fishy Gustav, and Maximus in his flashy red shoes went to see...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> 109Gustav off for his trip home. "Buh-bye," they sniffed. The group, after waving their comrade goodbye, turned and . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: 109Gustav off for his trip home. "Buh-bye," they sniffed. The group, after waving their comrade goodbye, turned and . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...jumped on the first commercial fishing boat they saw and gave Gustav a big as he left the FAQ thread. "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, we're going fishing before you are. " While out on their fishing trauler, Maximus, Phillies, and Mace took one corner of the boat and russelmz, mrspkr, and Mannheim took the other. Suddenly the whole boat lunged out of the water as if hit by..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 a shell from that massive WW2 railway gun Dora... Mace despaired as a gigantic shock wave from the blast blew his furry little friends off the deck and into the ocean. "Baa-baa-glub-glub..." were the last sounds he heard. Madmatt, grinning with glee at Mace's misfortune said, "Well at least my penguin friends are still safe at the South Pole." Just then news came over the deck loudspeaker of a failed rescue attempt at the Pole. Failed because the Otter cold-weather plane crashed upon landing due to a huge flock of penguins standing in the middle of the runway, birdbrains that they are... Sadly the aviation fuel had jellied in the severe cold, and the napalm-like effect on the penguins was severe, leaving smoking little bird carcasses scattered about. Strangely, at that time, an old southern gentleman, with white hair and a white suit appeared and said... [ 04-25-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: a shell from that massive WW2 railway gun Dora... Mace despaired as a gigantic shock wave from the blast blew his furry little friends off the deck and into the ocean. "Baa-baa-glub-glub..." were the last sounds he heard. Madmatt, grinning with glee at Mace's misfortune said, "Well at least my penguin friends are still safe at the South Pole." Just then news came over the deck loudspeaker of a failed rescue attempt at the Pole. Failed because the Otter cold-weather plane crashed upon landing due to a huge flock of penguins standing in the middle of the runway, birdbrains that they are... Sadly the aviation fuel had jellied in the severe cold, and the napalm-like effect on the penguins was severe, leaving smoking little bird carcasses scattered about. Strangely, at that time, an old southern gentleman, with white hair and a white suit appeared and said... [ 04-25-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."Have a good summer, Gutshot, and please be sure not to get eaten by a cod. We'll have our sheep shears sharpened, and our fish guttin' gloves ready for you upon your return." The gentleman was no other than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 25, 2001 Share Posted April 25, 2001 Colonel Sanders, who offered . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Colonel Sanders, who offered . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...to start up a Kentucky Fried Fish restaurant chain. Gustav was overjoyed with glee after hearing this news. However there was a catch. Colonel Sander would only do this if... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: ...to start up a Kentucky Fried Fish restaurant chain. Gustav was overjoyed with glee after hearing this news. However there was a catch. Colonel Sander would only do this if...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> the FAQ gang would stop letting the thread drop to the second page. Unwilling to make such a commitment, the FAQer's put their heads together and decided upon a counter offer, namely . . . MrSpkr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Unwilling to make such a commitment, the FAQer's put their heads together and decided upon a counter offer, namely . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...to wear safety helmets as their heads met and made a resounding *KLONK* that reverberated through the surrounding area, and was mistaking for seismic activity in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...to wear safety helmets as their heads met and made a resounding *KLONK* that reverberated through the surrounding area, and was mistaking for seismic activity in...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> the nearby country of Aussie-land. Fearing that this would be the end of the world as he knew it, Mace decided to make a mad rush to scrape together a few sheep for the end of days. Frantically dialing his homies on his cell phone, Mace finally connected, and placed an order for some sheep. "I NEED sheep. You see, there was this big gun, and it blew them off the boat, and... oh, it's all too terrible to relate so soon." Mace replied. "Anyway, since the is The End of It All, you'd better get me a dozen. No, make it two..." As the rest of the FAQ'ers on the sinking fishing trawler watched, Mace's face drained of color. "What, no sheep left?!? Naught a one?!? Bugger! What happened? The whole population of sheep stampeded and ran into the ocean after some seismic activity spooked them? Geez, I wonder what could've... DOH!" "Okay FAQ'ers, Macey is out of it for a while lads. How are we going to get ourselves off of this boat and rescued?" said... [ 04-26-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: the nearby country of Aussie-land. Fear "Okay FAQ'ers, Macey is out of it for a while lads. How are we going to get ourselves off of this boat and rescued?" said... [ 04-26-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Maximus. "Well the only way that we can be rescued is if we can keep the FAQ thread from being pushed to the second page, you crazy blokes" answered Mannheim. "So let's get to posting as there seems to be another influx of new players coming in lately that we need to inform." Suddenly Phillies Phan started complaining that he was losing too many games. Fortunately the rest of the FAQ'ers started to comfort him by saying, "Hiram, you fool you're just not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 making sure you kill at least one person on the other guy's side before you buy it." At that remark, Fillies . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: making sure you kill at least one person on the other guy's side before you buy it." At that remark, Fillies . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> replied "Fie on you... fie I say." At which point Fillies literally started foaming at the mouth with each flying f he had to pronounce. Macie, having seen more than one crazed animal in his time, started to debate whether to make a swim for it, or to wait on the sinking trawler for a rescue boat. Fillies continued, "Fffffurthermore, you fffffrequently ffffornicating laggards could no more teach me lessons about playing CM than you could keep this fffflagging thread ffffrom ffffalling offff the ffffirst page. The nerve of it... The audacity... The... The... The..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted April 26, 2001 Share Posted April 26, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Fillies continued, "Fffffurthermore, you fffffrequently ffffornicating laggards could no more teach me lessons about playing CM than you could keep this fffflagging thread ffffrom ffffalling offff the ffffirst page. The nerve of it... The audacity... The... The... The..."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> PS. LOL! ...horror of it all. Why? Because we all know that the Phillies suck and that the Cubbies rock. Anyway, as Mace pondered his chances of surviving on the doomed trauler, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: PS. LOL! ...horror of it all. Why? Because we all know that the Phillies suck and that the Cubbies rock. Anyway, as Mace pondered his chances of surviving on the doomed trauler, he...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> pondered the fact that snuggly little Cubbies, of all people, had missed a root during his rendition of Hairy Carefree's song. Cubbies, looking more sheep-like at each passing moment. MMmmmmm... Cubbies... Little furry bears... Little furry things... Little furry sheep... Little wooly sheep... Come to papa, baby!!! At that moment, a cess-ridden brick came flying from the horizon, it's leading edge glowing with heat as it passed impossibly fast through the air, laser-straight, never wavering from its course until it pasted Mace right between the eyes, knocking him from his reverie. Cubbies breathed a sigh of relief, and put down the large tuna he was preparing to defend himself with. MrSpkr eyed Mannheim Tanker with a cool calculating eye. "Why we can save ourselves no problem mates! We've already got us a boat right here. All we have to do is inflate Tanker's ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: "Why we can save ourselves no problem mates! We've already got us a boat right here. All we have to do is inflate Tanker's ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Mannheim and float away. But it was just then that Cubbies had an idea even better than that. "Why don't we just use Herr Oberst's.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...Mannheim and float away. But it was just then that Cubbies had an idea even better than that. "Why don't we just use Herr Oberst's....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...second toe from the left on his right foot for appetiser, his right arm for main course, and for dessert his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...second toe from the left on his right foot for appetiser, his right arm for main course, and for dessert his...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> arch-nemesis, Mace's left butt cheek. The visual image of Mace trying to sit down to play CM, and always suffering a topplement would serve as a source of enjoyment and humor for ... [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: Herr Oberst ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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