MrSpkr Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: arch-nemesis, Mace's left butt cheek. The visual image of Mace trying to sit down to play CM, and always suffering a topplement would serve as a source of enjoyment and humor for ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> cattle everywhere. The cows remembered Mace's rather perverse version of "cow tipping" and wanted revenge for . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: cattle everywhere. The cows remembered Mace's rather perverse version of "cow tipping" and wanted revenge for . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...all of their bovine breathren. They quickly labeled Mace as Bovine Enemy #1. Racing from the barn, they and their woolen cousins picked up pitchforks, shovels, and boxes of rubber gloves (?) that someone or somefink had left strewn about. They marched on Mace's house and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mannheim Tanker: ...all of their bovine breathren. They quickly labeled Mace as Bovine Enemy #1. Racing from the barn, they and their woolen cousins picked up pitchforks, shovels, and boxes of rubber gloves (?) that someone or somefink had left strewn about. They marched on Mace's house and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> demanded . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: demanded . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> that the bovine philanderer come out. "He's not here." yelled a neighbor. "He called on his cell phone the other day looking for some sheep right after that strange earthquake we had. Said he was on a sinking ship or somefink like that." Hearing that news, the herd of enraged cattle immediatedly headed for the nearest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Hearing that news, the herd of enraged cattle immediatedly headed for the nearest...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...pasture where they saw Mace doing this: Baffled, the FAQ'ers finally realized why Mace likes sheep so much. Mace is a freakin' dog! Apparently Mace doesn't eat the sheep, (no pun intended) but he like to play Leap Frog with them. It isn't until Gustav comes around with his fish that Mace gets all horny for the sheep. However.... [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: Cubbies Phan ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted April 28, 2001 Author Share Posted April 28, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: [qbHowever.... [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: Cubbies Phan ][/qb]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> a rip in the fabric of the space time continum moved the FAQ to http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=018688... [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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