Mace Posted September 5, 2001 Share Posted September 5, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...Panzerman's version of English but with lcm1947's quantity of memory cells similar to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...speaking Russian while undergoing a frontal lobotomy, or... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted September 6, 2001 Share Posted September 6, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...speaking Russian while undergoing a frontal lobotomy, or...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...bumping the FAQ thread but not having anything meaningful to type, again. The sad story continues as our hapless protaganist misspells his way to yet another... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 6, 2001 Share Posted September 6, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: The sad story continues as our hapless protaganist misspells his way to yet another...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...automobile accident, the likes of which have never been... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted September 7, 2001 Share Posted September 7, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...automobile accident, the likes of which have never been...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...transliterated from German to English before. Ich gleibe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted September 8, 2001 Author Share Posted September 8, 2001 ...was said but, ya know, i can't talk the kraut words good. for now i'll just... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted September 9, 2001 Share Posted September 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...was said but, ya know, i can't talk the kraut words good. for now i'll just...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> bump bump bump The word kept going through my mind as her glorious hips swayed from sided to side as we listened to Weird Al sing his song about... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted September 10, 2001 Author Share Posted September 10, 2001 ...my balogna and how it affected... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...my balogna and how it affected...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the ability of MGers to run with their... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...the ability of MGers to run with their...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...tripods, which explains why MG crews can't run. However, it doesn't explain why Flamethrower crews.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...tripods, which explains why MG crews can't run. However, it doesn't explain why Flamethrower crews....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...object to being called "Flamers" or even worse, "Friends of Maximus". They prefer to be called... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted September 10, 2001 Share Posted September 10, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...object to being called "Flamers" or even worse, "Friends of Maximus". They prefer to be called...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..."Realists" or "Honest Speaking Bretheren" who don't really care for all this PC crap, but that STILL doesn't explain why SMGs aren't.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted September 11, 2001 Author Share Posted September 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ..."Realists" or "Honest Speaking Bretheren" who don't really care for all this PC crap, but that STILL doesn't explain why SMGs aren't....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...that good in cs but for a p90 and ump. mp5 blows: no pow, just tiny pricks against ct's armor and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted September 15, 2001 Author Share Posted September 15, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...that good in cs but for a p90 and ump. mp5 blows: no pow, just tiny pricks against ct's armor and...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..with no pizazz it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 16, 2001 Share Posted September 16, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ..with no pizazz it...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...and no panache either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 16, 2001 Share Posted September 16, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: ...and no panache either...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ..and, bugger, no pizza as well! But there was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted September 17, 2001 Share Posted September 17, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ..and, bugger, no pizza as well! But there was...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hope in that he next release of CM might, just might add some essential features designed to augment CM's playability... First, there is the Mk I pizza delivery boy. A little known branch of the bicycle infantry, they go about delivering pizzas to the front line troops on a bicycle constructed of 10mm rolled steel for the frame. Standard models come with two road wheels, although heavy models sometimes come with three roadwheels. Another important addition to CM will be... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted September 18, 2001 Author Share Posted September 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: hope in that he next release of CM might, just might add some essential features designed to augment CM's playability... First, there is the Mk I pizza delivery boy. A little known branch of the bicycle infantry, they go about delivering pizzas to the front line troops on a bicycle constructed of 10mm rolled steel for the frame. Standard models come with two road wheels, although heavy models sometimes come with three roadwheels. Another important addition to CM will be...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...CALVARY CALVARY CALVARY! said CM2's FAQ author, who was now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 18, 2001 Share Posted September 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...CALVARY CALVARY CALVARY! said CM2's FAQ author, who was now...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...seeking treatment for dyslexia, because what he meant to say was: "Cavalry, Cavalry, Cavalry; two turtle doves, and a partridge in a".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted September 18, 2001 Share Posted September 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...seeking treatment for dyslexia, because what he meant to say was: "Cavalry, Cavalry, Cavalry; two turtle doves, and a partridge in a"....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...kubelwagon with pink trim, large mag wheels and a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted September 19, 2001 Share Posted September 19, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...kubelwagon with pink trim, large mag wheels and a...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...pair of fuzzy dice. The only thing missing was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted September 20, 2001 Author Share Posted September 20, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...pair of fuzzy dice. The only thing missing was...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...a jaywalking kraut girl who would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted September 21, 2001 Share Posted September 21, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...a jaywalking kraut girl who would...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...do some bumping of the thread which contains answers to many of life's questions. Have some trouble with the little mrs.? Read the FAQ!! Have some difficulty with your tiny... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted September 22, 2001 Share Posted September 22, 2001 And here's the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 22, 2001 Share Posted September 22, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...do some bumping of the thread which contains answers to many of life's questions. Have some trouble with the little mrs.? Read the FAQ!! Have some difficulty with your tiny...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And now for something completely different -- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted September 22, 2001 Share Posted September 22, 2001 Soldiers, -- Mrs P. Poddles worth walked into her house one eveing and found her TV to be.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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