imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 4, 2001 Share Posted October 4, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ..."pawn foor"...wait that's the vulcan mating horny toad sound. you should say it "...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...or even "Kumplach" which is Klingonese for ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...or even "Kumplach" which is Klingonese for ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> someone who changes their username as often as they change their... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 5, 2001 Share Posted October 5, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by 109 Gustav: someone who changes their username as often as they change their...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...clothes after they go fishing. Goose liked to go fishing. Mr. Goose Stahv liked the fishies the way a blind man likes the tickle me Elmo doll. Goose was also known for rubbing the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 6, 2001 Author Share Posted October 6, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...clothes after they go fishing. Goose liked to go fishing. Mr. Goose Stahv liked the fishies the way a blind man likes the tickle me Elmo doll. Goose was also known for rubbing the...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...tar outta hiram's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...tar outta hiram's...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...inflatable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...tar outta hiram's...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...ghost, so much that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: ...ghost, so much that...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...only a small hirsute Australian gentleman named... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 6, 2001 Share Posted October 6, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...only a small hirsute Australian gentleman named...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the Prime Minister, famous for eyebrows, was disgusted by the lack of professionalism shown by Cubbies in not correcting his post, and passed numerous laws preventing this from happening again. Further, this simultaneous post not only resulted in a warp in the story, but caused the implosion of the Farzit dimension and the death of Gadzillions of sentient beings. What was the relationship between the erroneous post and all this distruction? It was like this.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 7, 2001 Author Share Posted October 7, 2001 ...is only a... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 8, 2001 Author Share Posted October 8, 2001 ...massive... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...massive...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...misunderstanding of Cubbies in that he didn't bother reading page 4 of the FAQ to find out that the FAQ had somehow turned into a warped story about Star Trek and somebody by the name of Hiram something. But without further adue, Cubbies continued on with the story about Mace the ugly Vulcan whom.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: But without further adue, Cubbies continued on with the story about Mace the ugly Vulcan who....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...because of an unfortunate glitch in the processor of his Universal Translator mistook the sheep's cry of "Baaa.." for an extended pronouncement of "pawn fahr". As a result... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: ...because of an unfortunate glitch in the processor of his Universal Translator mistook the sheep's cry of "Baaa.." for an extended pronouncement of "pawn fahr". As a result...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the ugly vulcan known as "Mace" was going to battle for his sheep-mate. "Roight!" Mace exclaimed, as he reached for his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...the ugly vulcan known as "Mace" was going to battle for his sheep-mate. "Roight!" Mace exclaimed, as he reached for his...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...phone and dialed the number of his psychiatrist. "I'm distraught", he said sobbing uncontrably while peeling off the wallpaper and eating it, "am I paranoid or are they picking on me"? "Vell", responded his shrink, "its like dis. You see....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 10, 2001 Author Share Posted October 10, 2001 ...an illusion of duranium shadows tricked... [ 10-10-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 11, 2001 Author Share Posted October 11, 2001 Originally posted by russellmz: [QB]...an illusion of duranium shadows tricked... ..the... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubbies Phan Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: Originally posted by russellmz: [QB]...an illusion of duranium shadows tricked... ..the...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...dylithium crystals into thinking that they had already been discovered yet as per the time period of the NX-1 Enterprise. However with the problems of the Univeral Translator having problems in translating that ugly Vulcan Mace's ramblings about why it can't correctly translate his sheep's mating calls. But out of the blue, a bright light shown down and it was a transporter beam and in it was none other than... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 11, 2001 Share Posted October 11, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: ...dylithium crystals into thinking that they had already been discovered yet as per the time period of the NX-1 Enterprise. However with the problems of the Univeral Translator having problems in translating that ugly Vulcan Mace's ramblings about why it can't correctly translate his sheep's mating calls. But out of the blue, a bright light shown down and it was a transporter beam and in it was none other than...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <font color="green">...Mace's grandfather, Flail. Flail stepped over to the sheep and took his teeth out... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 12, 2001 Share Posted October 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: <font color="green">...Mace's grandfather, Flail. Flail stepped over to the sheep and took his teeth out... </font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> <font color="red">...and said "Hmmm, nice text color change there, Hiram! Been reading up on HTML tags?" We could never work out why grandpa always took his teeth out when he talked, or rambled on to some 'ghost' that the rest of us couldn't see. Perhaps he was loopy, or perhaps it was due to...</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 12, 2001 Author Share Posted October 12, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: <font color="red">...and said "Hmmm, nice text color change there, Hiram! Been reading up on HTML tags?" We could never work out why grandpa always took his teeth out when he talked, or rambled on to some 'ghost' that the rest of us couldn't see. Perhaps he was loopy, or perhaps it was due to...</font><HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...a phase transfer in the timestream that caused a cellular shift of the makeup of his... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 13, 2001 Author Share Posted October 13, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...a phase transfer in the timestream that caused a cellular shift of the makeup of his...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...eyes due to the bright red text/green background that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 14, 2001 Author Share Posted October 14, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...eyes due to the bright red text/green background that...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...confused the faq bumpers to no end, obviously. having never heard or read star trek techno-babble they started to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 15, 2001 Author Share Posted October 15, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...confused the faq bumpers to no end, obviously. having never heard or read star trek techno-babble they started to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...question the sanity of the faq author. was he alone in this world? it was as if he was answering himself, or completing his own half written sentences. did there exist other... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...question the sanity of the faq author. was he alone in this world? it was as if he was answering himself, or completing his own half written sentences. did there exist other...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...personage with the propensity to bump now and ask questions later? Yes, indeed. The thread did have a "ghost of a chance" thanks to the virile and oh so handsome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted October 15, 2001 Share Posted October 15, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...personage with the propensity to bump now and ask questions later? Yes, indeed. The thread did have a "ghost of a chance" thanks to the virile and oh so handsome...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> HerrOberst, who made his triumphant return just in time to say, "Pardon me, Seven of Nine, but..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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