dalem Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Because you are a complete moron. However, I will note that your utter stupidity does not reach anywhere near the level of certian cretins of the antipodes. However, when I finish my current games (and my game against CM player is going to suddenly surprise him in a way he wont like at all) I desire to challenge you to a game where I defend with lots of tripod mounted Brens against the gamey bastard Germans played by a lackwit (you). How about, want a go in two weeks?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> He LIKES me, he LIKES me!!!!!!!!!! Sure thing Slap. Name the time and place. You bring the tripods, I'll bring the ATMMs, and we'll duke it out in the town square. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: (and my game against CM player is going to suddenly surprise him in a way he wont like at all)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You sick bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slapdragon: my game against CM player is going to suddenly surprise him in a way he wont like at all<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you manage to start putting up a fight I'll be pleasantly surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 "Let's Roll!" with the Peng Challenge Thread Although that's probably too 'political.' [edited 'cause I'm not NEARLY as smart as Andreas] [ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: [[edited 'cause I'm not NEARLY as smart as Andreas] [ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: Iskander ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Selbsterkenntnis ist der erste Schritt auf dem Weg zur Besserung. To the rest of you bunch of retarded troglodytes (although that is a tad harsh on your average Neandertal man), not only would the abysmal quality of your taunts fail to qualify you for entry into Taunting pre-school, but you also produce such a miniscule amount of them that the bloody waste of time that this thread has become thanks to you is in constant danger of falling off the front page. You truly are beyond salvation, and generally not worth of being my toilet roll holder or Pukka Wallah. The amount of what would be the verbal equivalent of uncontrolled drooling going on here is impressive quantitatively. The absence of inspiration even more so. Congratulations, you have all passed the Witless Taunting 101 degree course, and are well on your way to a job in the advertisement industry. Not edited because I like to show you how dumb you all are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted October 8, 2001 Share Posted October 8, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Anglophile: ... Neandertal man ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Either the Krautkid has made a major scientific discovery, and come up with a new species (genus? breed? evolution?) of prehistoric man, or he kan juzt sbell guid lyke teh rist off uz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You truly are beyond salvation, and generally not worth of being my toilet roll holder or Pukka Wallah.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Quite right, Germanboy, we are obviously not worthy of you or your presence nor have we gained even a smidgen of wit from you ... probably best that you give us up as a bad job and just leave ... see ya. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Either the Krautkid has made a major scientific discovery, and come up with a new species (genus? breed? evolution?) of prehistoric man, or he kan juzt sbell guid lyke teh rist off uz<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ARRRRGGGGHHH! DAMN ... damndamndamndamndamn ... that I should have to DEFEND Germanboy about ANYTHING ... damndamndamndamn ... but this slimly SSN says ... oh DAMN: NeanderTAL ToiletS ... don't EVER make me do that again. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JonS: Either the Krautkid has made a major scientific discovery, and come up with a new species (genus? breed? evolution?) of prehistoric man, or he kan juzt sbell guid lyke teh rist off uz <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I suggest you think about where the Krautgit hails from, and then look up 'Neandertal' on Yahoo.de. The fact that some sad Latin speaker insisted on some poncey spelling does not mean that a Gifted Giant of Thought and Learning™ like me has to conform to it. The lad was found in the Neandertal in Germany, hence calling him Neandertaler is quite alright. I do not call people from Berlin Behrliner either. Joe, what is it? Difficult to accept the sad truth? Can't cope with Reality™? Try drugs then. Not edited because I am too smart to make mistakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terence Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Germanboy: You truly are beyond salvation, and generally not worth of being my toilet roll holder or Pukka Wallah. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That's Punkah Wallah, you miserable pudknocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Terence: That's Punkah Wallah, you miserable pudknocker.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Don't knock the Messiah, you are not worthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 huh. Well, there's my new thing learnt for today. Back to my corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Sahibs, Nabobs and Boxwallahs: a Dictionary of the Words of Anglo-India has (as it probably should) the last word: ... punkah-wallah [1864], a menial who kept the old cloth punkah going ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No extra charge. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JonS: huh. Well, there's my new thing learnt for today. Back to my corner.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Shoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 In order to rush the end of this thread of limited wit, I announce the initiation of hostilities with Iskander. From the world famous design studios of Ker Dessel, A Salt & Butter has inflicted on me huge masses of green Frenchies. It appears to me that these revolutionary designers have transported us back to 1916 to examine the human wave attack strategies of the era. Let it be clear that I made a mistake asking Joe Shaw and MrSpnkr to participate. I detest and loathe you... Speedbump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>From the world famous design studios of Ker Dessel, A Salt & Butter has inflicted on me huge masses of green Frenchies. It appears to me that these revolutionary designers have transported us back to 1916 to examine the human wave attack strategies of the era.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> In the interests of self-promotion I should point out that the scenario referred to is actually called "Assault & Battery Incl.". This cleverly designed and well thought out battle from Ker Dessel (our motto: "When you need a scenario in the worst way.") illustrates stuff like ... tactics ... and labels ... and stuff. We spared no expense, MrSpkr downed a couple of six packs AT LEAST working on it and I've STILL got the hiccups. And THIS is the thanks we get. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedbump Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Drone..... Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I like my title better. How about A Salt & Buttery? Speedbump Edited because I know it annoys Germanboy [ 10-08-2001: Message edited by: Speedbump ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: We spared no expense, MrSpkr downed a couple of six packs AT LEAST working on it and I've STILL got the hiccups. Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And since we all know that if you studied drunk, then you tanjed well better take the test drunk, it seems that I quite definitely have the advantage over SB on this one. To reiterate what has transpired in the backchannels, since Speedbump thinks it's 1916, he decided to open with human wave tactics. Very posh. Perhaps to enhance the mood, Andreas can read to us from All Quiet on the Western Front So I'm Picking Lint Out of My Ass in the original German.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 Well, before I trot off and get turns done and try to figure out what the heck I did with Berli's email, I have to say that I notice Madmatt likes Peng Challenge titles that give the classics a miss and play to Popular culture. So I'm dredging up a long ago one of mine that was never used: A Fistfull of Peng Challlenges Opens up the possibilities of sequels, as it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 You're missing my turn too, you gnome. Try looking in the 'Hopelessly Losing' subdirectory this time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 Hmmmm, how about ... One Peng To 'Pool Them All, And In The Challenge Shine Them And Seanachai, can we stay away from the Golden Oldies for Pete's sake ... Pete just HATES recycling the old ****e. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Hmmmm, how about ... One Peng To 'Pool Them All, And In The Challenge Shine Them Joe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Replace 'shine' with 'taunt' and I think that's our new title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Replace 'shine' with 'taunt' and I think that's our new title.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeah ... {sigh} ... [frowny face]but "Taunt" doesn't rhyme with "Bind".[/frowny face] But perhaps you're right. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 HaHA! I HAVE it ... and none of your penicillin jokes damnit ... One Peng to 'Pool Them All, And in the Challenge Malign Them Thank you ... you're too kind ... no, please ... thank you ... please be seated ... thanks. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Age Santa Posted October 9, 2001 Share Posted October 9, 2001 *peeks in* Roight, sorrey dere me lads, wrong apartment number I had indeed *grumbles, shuffles out* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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