Seanachai Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Originally posted by DekeFentle: Your vague illusions to my residence being located in the backwaters of our fair state are beneath my notice. Of late as I walk through the streets of murderapolis I often wonder which one of the unwashed, change-begging supplicants you might be. Your bluster and claim of job a deadline is undoubtedly a cover for the time you spend incarcerated by the local constabulary. That or the deadline you referred to was for emptying the grease from the fryer at Micky D’s I have my suspicions that you may be a Carl Polad lover. Now if that last is not enough to bring you out of you closet then the learning curve before you is even steeper than Hamsters. What in the name of all that may or may not be holy is a Carl Polad? It may be a point of further amusement for you, you lickspittle, but I have no idea. You useless, pointless, gutter-licking, fore-lock pulling excuse for improper after-birth disposal. I'm roight up to here with you wandering Peng Challenge Mendicants showing up here and deciding that you're neither man enough to go tactic to tactic with Berli, nor able to go bitterness to bitterness with Peng, so who do you pick on? Old Seanachai, to be sure. The only member of the Triumvirate who doesn't advocate hunting you down like the jockey shorts spillage that you are and erasing your presence from the universe with a quick scrub of a handi-wipe; which act would win the acclaim of everyone, including your own shame-faced and long suffering parents. DekeFentle, you purposeless toad. Do you think, lad, that just because I'm the nice one (compared to Berli or Peng, you certifiably 'special' child), I won't treat you like the unwanted pregnancy that you are? You refuse to admit your residence, lad. This means nothing to the gaijin, the foreigners, but it means a great deal here in Minnesota, and you know it. Even Shandorf (that roight bastard) admits that he lives in Brooklyn Center...wait a moment. You're not his disturbed roomate, are you? The one that used to post here as 'Mother Teresa'? In any case, I'm fed up to here with those who take my presence, such as it is, lightly. There is no Thread but the Thread, and only Seanachai, Berli, and Peng are its Prophets (Yes, I know, but they're significant. Without them, none of this would have been necessary). I ENACT MY WILL! (I saw/heard a crazy woman proclaim this in front of the Capitol building in Madison, WI. After doing so, she looked around and smile at the rest of us). I'll take just a wee bit o' ****e from true Peng Challenge Threaders. But I won't take it from the snuffling, semi-literate, arse-scratching bunch of Peng wannabes that drift in to the Thread from time to time and decide that just because ol' Seanachai isn't as harsh as some, that he's some sort of head-bobbing doorman. On that note: GEIER, YOU OTHERWISE ACCEPTABLE AND USELESS BIT OF GENETIC FAILURE! IF YOU ARE EVER GIVEN THE OPTION, AS, ALL THE GODS DESIRE, YOU WILL NOT BE, TO START UP THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD AGAIN: IF YOU DO NOT USE BOTH THE TERMS 'PENG' AND 'CHALLENGE', I SHALL FIND THE MEANS TO FLY TO THAT BENIGHTED, SQUAREHEAD, F'ING NATION THAT YOU CROUCH IN, LIKE SOME SAD POSTULANT BEREFT OF WITS EXCEPT AS GRANTED BY THE THREAD OF THREADS, AND RIP YOUR GODDAMN LUNGS OUT THROUGH YOUR ARSEHOLE. Now, all that said, and given the jolly nature of the Peng Challenge Thread, who's for a bit of a sing-song? ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisl Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Originally posted by DekeFentle: I'm afraid to go into downtown Minneapolis at night. Oh, why don't you just go back to whatever far outlying excuse for a suburb that you came from. Sure, Senilepee is a nut case, but he probably won't do you any harm if you come across him (except maybe smell bad at you or something). You probably only go into the twin cities for the state fair, and spend all you time there either sucking down all you can drink milk or eating things on a stick (yes, Bauhaus, you can go to the fair, but you have to behave. No touching anything). ------------------ "If you can taste the difference between caviar on a cracker and ketchup on a Kit-Kat while blindfolded, you have not had enough aquavit to be ready for lutefisk." (stolen from some web page about lutefisk) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Originally posted by Seanachai: ...just because ol' Seanachai isn't as harsh as some, that he's some sort of head-bobbing doorman. Peng, old sod, didn't we hire Seanachai as a head-bobbin' doorman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peng, old sod, didn't we hire Seanachai as a head-bobbin' doorman? I...sorry, all, I'm a bit done out, right now, and it's better I don't respond to this. I'm working hard to come up with some alternative to posting how I feel right now. Wait, the aging idiot has an idea. How 'bout a bit of a sing-song?(no matter how bad things get, it can't get bad enough to negate a good sing-song) Now depression's not a million laughs but suicide's too dangerous don't go leapin' out of windows in the middle of the night. For it's not the fall but landin' that'll alter social standin'; so go first and ask yer father, I'm sure he'll set ya' right. When you look close enough, there's often a tale too sad for idjits, but too jolly for wisemen. ------------------ Tremble, tyrants and you perfidious opprobrium of all the parties, Tremblez! your parricidal projects finally will receive their prices! But these sanguinary despots, But these accomplices of Berli, All these tigers which, without pity, Bauhaus the centre of their mother! We will enter the career When our elder is not there any more, We will find there their dust And the trace of their virtues Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 10, 2001 Author Share Posted March 10, 2001 Originally posted by Phillies Phan: I was noticed once Yeah. I seem to recall that I (ie we) were actually the first to notice you altogether in the Thread. I believe "I like you already" is a quote from that post. Which just goes to show that even I am wrong sometimes. You should never have sold Reggie White and you should never have hired Buddy Ryan. Everything went downhill from there. stopmakingsense, Johan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 10, 2001 Author Share Posted March 10, 2001 Gerbiltoy. sendmeaturn Moriarty. sendmeaturn Seanachai. Please do come here. It would save us the expense of coming to get you. Marky Fyra. Sadly, the suicide bit is no longer true, neither has Mr Borg ever worked as a pornstar (directed at someone even less important than you). I wish both were true, as the Borg campaign is boring and useless and there are several people I know that should have offed themselves if I had any say in the matter. zipadeedodaa Johan [This message has been edited by Geier (edited 03-10-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Seanachai: Post like a man, lad, or lie down and ask people to wipe their boots on you. Now is the time when all true Peng Threaders must come to the aid of the Thread. Selah. DekeFentle has brought about a cry for help in the Peng thread hehe....No one is listening old Pengers... your wit has dried up as fast as you portfolios. In less time than the market you have lost the grasp of "Pang" taunt, challenge and destroy by wit before key hits stroke (K.I.S.S.). Old Pengers Hug that last share of "e-toys" as you did your first Penny stock.............. I am merely the messenger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Germanboy Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Originally posted by Geier: Gerbiltoy. sendmeaturn No I eon't. You will have to send me one. When my mail server encountered the poor leadership and tactical ineptitude of your orders, it decided to shut itself down, weeping, and sobbingly swalloed all my emails including yours, I presume. Last night my ISP decided that it should do the same. I am in no-connection hell. So, send me a turn. If anyone is waiting, get used to it. One of these days the ISP people, who probably learned their trade at either British Rail or London Transport will (hopefully) get their act together. I shan't hold my breath though. I suggest you do. ------------------ Andreas Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 What's that bald fella doing loitering in the doorway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Lorak scribe thusly please. Joe Shaw LOSS PeterNZ WIN i taught Joey the joys of defending at night and the sudden and unpleasant death that can greet infantry. It was good. As this is a holy sig file battle Joey owes me the use of his sig file. So here it is: I HAVE LOST A BLOOD HAMSTER TO PETERNZ. MY SIG FILE IS HIS. PLEASE TICKLE MY FANCY BY GOING TO DER KESSEL .IF YOU GO HE MIGHT STOP BEATING ME AND USING MY POOR INNOCENT BODY FOR HIS OWN DEVIOUS PLEASURES PeterNZ ------------------ - Official owner of the sig files of Dalem, Croda and JeffShandorf - Der Kessel scenario design group Combat Vision movies [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 03-10-2001).] [This message has been edited by PeterNZer (edited 03-11-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mensch Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 WTF IS THIS?? <h5>Peng goes to Sweden</h5>.. jeezus.. I didn't even see the bloody thread cuz its not in CAPS!! or CHALLENGE is not there.. well big deal.. Not even PORNO in the titel.. what else is sweden good for?? they have cold weather, tons of mosquitos, beer or anything with % on it cost more then Crack... this sux... you all sux... why couldn't it have gone somewhere where the women are the same the men at least look human and drinking does not cost you to go to the bank for a second morgage on your house!! <h3>HOLLAND PEOPLE!!!</h3> at least we could have had nice chats in some Coffee house or somefink.. but noooooo.. go to Sweden... feh.. I'm going back to my asylum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Originally posted by Naja: YOU ARE HEADING FOR DESTRUCTION! YOU HAVE NO CHANCE MAKE YOUR TIME! Fer criminy's sake... Look, sparky, this is the PENG CHALLENGE thread (in spite of Geier bollocksing up the title), not the DEKEFENTLE, PLEASE MEET NAJA IN THE MENS ROOM OF THE REST STOP ON HWY 40 thread. Sod your puppy-dog adulation, you punter. Post up with some bilious vitriol (or even vitriolic bile) of your own or bugger off. Agua Perdido ------------------ Feel the pain of outlaw cinema! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Overheard in mega-grog thread: Me peering through a gunsight and then drawing conclusions about the accuracy of various rounds would be as effective as sticking my head up my arse and diagnosing intestinal polyps. Has Simon been lurking here too long? Or is the Outer Board rising to our standards? Thanks all for the turns. I am deeply grateful that you have decided to fulfill your obligations to die. Except Pawbroon, who may have taken these suggestions too literally... Où êtes-vous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 The Cesspool has been discovered! To be continued! (ie. I can't be arsed doing any more right now). ------------------ where's the BAR? – ColonelSquirrel Where's the Bar? This is the most important and critical question I've ever seen on a thread – Rex_Bellator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamsters Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 David Aitken, we have raised a shrine to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 Pull the trigger! LOL, you'd better get arsed in a hurry, there will be a lot of demand for these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 A bunch of Hamsters wrote: we have raised a shrine to you. Funny, I was going to put you lot in the next frame. ------------------ where's the BAR? – ColonelSquirrel Where's the Bar? This is the most important and critical question I've ever seen on a thread – Rex_Bellator Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 David.>>ROFLOL ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 10, 2001 Share Posted March 10, 2001 I'm honoured.......I think? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 11, 2001 Author Share Posted March 11, 2001 Just a quick note for the idjits and the Really Drugged People. I did not "forget", "miss", "bollocks up" to put the word challenge in the title. I know the "Please-mistake-me-for-an-Irishman" , aka The Boring Bard has written rules about how to start a Peng thread. I know the rules. I just couldn't be bothered. Hugs, Johan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamsters Posted March 11, 2001 Share Posted March 11, 2001 Remember that we have a tree. Considering there are so many of us, this tree is likely one of the beautiful and awe-inspiring Sequoia Gigantia or Giant Sequoia (For those of you unfortunate enough to have never seen one, we will find a little picture to pass along). Current census data shows that there are, roughly, 17,238 hamsters in this tree. He's some Japanese guy, so keep that in mind for perspective. [This message has been edited by Hamsters (edited 03-10-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DekeFentle Posted March 11, 2001 Share Posted March 11, 2001 originally posted by Seanachia: What in the name of all that may or may not be holy is a Carl Polad? It may be a point of further amusement for you, you lickspittle, but I have no idea. I suppose I should be taken to task for leaving out the “h” but the phonic (why the hell isn’t that word spelled with an “f” and a “k”?) pronunciation is still readily apparent to even the most base neophyte who pursues this den of iniquity. Carl Pohlad is the owner of the Twinkies you disparaged dolt. Your public admission of ignorance in this matter places in doubt your claims to residency in any portion of this great northern stronghold of democracy other than the most far reaching satellites of weed hoeing peasants. DekeFentle, you purposeless toad. Do you think, lad, that just because I'm the nice one (compared to Berli or Peng, you certifiably 'special' child), I won't treat you like the unwanted pregnancy that you are? You refuse to admit your residence, lad. This means nothing to the gaijin, the foreigners, but it means a great deal here in Minnesota, and you know it. Take heed you optically challenged cane clutching cretin I have already pronounced my residency. Once again I find it necessary to quote my previous verbose idiocies, I do so only because you dare to associate yourself with the two worthy pontiffs of this great thread.… Originally posted by DekeFentle Whuppin’ boy of the thread… Out of state?! Shut your mouth! Aside from your breath that foul assertion should be saved for Norwegian farmers. I am a denizen of the great city of Shoreview the true axis upon which the Twin Cities turn. Mr. Shaw please add two ubertanks and three gamey tactics to your latest endeavor with this illiterate malcontent. Punishment for breaches of thread reading etiquette should be established and recorded posthaste. Were it not for the forbearance of the more enlightened members I would put forth a plea for this suctorial invertebrate to be banished to the Crodaburg scenario for life in chastisement for his transgressions. Giving credit where it is due, I must despite the inadequacies delineated above, note that Seanachia’s post did make for a decent read and even precipitated my glancing over Germanboy’s shoulder at the ever open dictionary he holds. In that vein and in order to kill two hollow boned flyers with one piece of basalt (are you listening Chris1?) I put forth a most gracious and magnanimous offer. Seanachia name a tavern within the downtown Murderapolis area (closer to the river is better from me), set the time (minimum of one weeks notice, Mon-Fri, lunch or after work consumption) and I will stand you to hors ovaries and beverages of your choice. The Brooklyn Center boy is also invited as I respect any member of the township that spawned the awe inspiring political career of Jesse. I ask only the following conditions… A) Bath the morning of said meeting. Arrive sans drive-through headset and paper hat. C) Do not regurgitate at the table. After having met me you can return here and posture in your normal apologetic manner with regards to my person. When the Whuppin' boy speaks, gather round and hearken well. Pain is humanities most eloquent mentor. ------------------ Winning is why we play! (Would one of you please suggest an HTML for Dummys guide for me?) [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 03-10-2001).] [This message has been edited by DekeFentle (edited 03-10-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterNZer Posted March 11, 2001 Share Posted March 11, 2001 Hamster: He's some Japanese guy, so keep that in mind for perspective. funny, thought it looked like Germanboy. Nevermind. Lorak Please notate appropriately, PeterNZ WIN Mensch LOSS not much to say. Said it all in the last three straight wins over the boy. Also, Lorak how about building a shrine to Mr Aitken and storring all of his great cess drawings there for posterity (no! SDB! (sit down Bauhaus)) PeterNZ ------------------ - Official owner of the sig files of Dalem, Croda and JeffShandorf - Der Kessel scenario design group Combat Vision movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamsters Posted March 11, 2001 Share Posted March 11, 2001 Jd has bested me. Mine nipples are in mine ears. Lorak, scribe it as thus. In a fevered dream, we remember complaining to jd that having set the turn limit to 25 gave him an unnecessary advantage, forcing us to be rushed and all. Thank the gods for that limit or otherwise my poor Limeys would all be guests at the Hanoi Hilton or wherever they kept sissy Brit prisoners during WWII. [This message has been edited by Hamsters (edited 03-10-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted March 11, 2001 Share Posted March 11, 2001 *sigh* Never thought it would happen, but a bump to make page 1. ------------------ To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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