Sergeant Huang Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 I didn’t intend to offend anyone related in these jokes, they are just nothing but jokes to make your guys laughing. Have a nice fight in the CM. Read at your own risk !!! 1. I destroyed a tiger tank by kicking its ass with my bare foot. 2. I shot a German SS soldier with my airsoft BB gun and scared him to death. 3. I killed an army of German soldiers by throwing my socks to them. 4. I disabled a German HT by mining a huge magnet in the middle of a road. 5. I shot down a P-47 with a truck load of doves. 6. I was released after been captured because I told them I have AIDS. 7. I killed all the Americans hiding in the woods by setting fire on it 8. The American M-4 tankers abandoned their tanks because I told them all the M-4 have circuit problems that would cause fire and had been recalled. 9. I kicked Fionn’s big ass in a PBEM game. 10. Steve is the most handsome man in the whole world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral Party Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 OK I'm ready. Where are the jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left4Dead Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesreidau Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 Sheesh Sarge, you missed your calling, you should be on the stage! ------------------ "No Regrets" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral Party Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 there's one leaving in five minutes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 *Colin desperatly scibbles down jokes* My god..where have you been all my life? This is exactly the type of jokes I've been looking for... Ugh.. ------------------ And if we abandon any platform, I can assure you it will not be the Macintosh. -Steve My website! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phoenix Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 Jokes??? Where? All I saw a listing of 10 things that make no sense at all, but no jokes. Are they hidden somewhere? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ntg84 Posted June 20, 2000 Share Posted June 20, 2000 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hnh3_cm Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Must be stealing from Capt. Manieri's routine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Oh man, you're killing me!! I haven't laughed this hard since my last trip to the dentist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeer Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Actually, I thought the replies where pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingOPork Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Wow, first post that starts with "read at your own risk", which actually ends up damaging you. Goddamnit dude, is that a joke, or you're jokingly telling jokes? Ugh i'm not even gonna try to analyze it, just kill yourself. -KOP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Utterly mistifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevres Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 man, can you say "punchline", yes? well were the hell is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WendellM Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Come on, guys. They may not have been the funniest, but at least the guy tried. (I at least liked #5 due to the heat John Woo's gotten about his overuse of doves in his films.) It's better than the endless "I have/haven't gotten my CM!" posts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeffRaider Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> 6. I was released after been captured because I told them I have AIDS. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Wow. That's brilliant. Really great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MantaRay Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Tough Crowd, maybe when everyone has the game they will like them better!!! Ok, so they won't, but be nice. Well back to the game hehe Ray ------------------ When asked, "How many moves do you see ahead?", CAPABLANCA replied: "One move - the best one." MantaRays 5 Pages Hardcore Gamers Daily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kraut Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 huh ? MK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Don't you guys reckognise genius when you see it. This is obviously from the Spike Milligan school of the joke with no punchline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Babra Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Neutral Party: OK I'm ready. Where are the jokes?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Huang Posted June 21, 2000 Author Share Posted June 21, 2000 So frustrated, low morale. New in this country, I think my English is not good enough...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Fox Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>punchline<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL Don't worry Huang those americans don't understand subtlety. They need a joke that bashes them straight between the eyes. Your jokes probably went straight over their heads. Maybe one day they'll get them 'til then keep plugging away buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Huang, welcome to the board and the CM community. Just consider their reactions as an initiation This is a tough group and sometimes we don't remember what it was like the first time we posted something and got flamed. So just ... Huang ... in there (an example of a truly awful American pun on your name, please forgive me) and have fun. Joe ------------------ Compliments appreciated, Questions answered, Death Threats reciprocated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sten Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Sergeant Huang, is your full name Sokwoo Lee? Sten csipgs internal joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted June 21, 2000 Share Posted June 21, 2000 Huang, I'm sure something was lost in the translation, so don't worry about it. I once watched National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in German. They had to change a lot of the jokes so that they would make sense in German. That's probably what happened here. Welcome aboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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