Guest ajsl Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Mine have to be.. "Stick THAT in your pipe, Fritz!" ..But more likely under my command : "Cor Blimey, they're everywhere!" Often closely followed by : "Cor Blimey, we're completly surrounded !" Alex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Compassion Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 One of my common sayings when sneaking that Sherman 76 out of it's hiding place to take the SP gun in the flank from a measly 400 years... and then watch 5 misses at the bulky gun turns around and fires one shot and gets one kill.... "Knew that was going to happen" Becasue it seems it ALWAYS does! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeBlaque Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 1) "I gotta go play with my kids...." 2) "I gotta go play with my wife...." 3) "I gotta play just one more turn...." 'HQ is the frame, your CO the canvass, but you, the men in the field, are the artists that will paint the pictures of victory' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen. Sosaboski Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 I do crack up when the Brits say "Stick that in your pipe Fritz!" I replay the action at least twice to hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronson Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 2 WORDS UTTERED MOST OFTEN...... "SHERMANS SUCK!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Compassion: I was playing Wiltz when the above happened... I also cursed and praised Wild Bill often. Nasty little piece of work that scenario is. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL this was the same scenario that i was playing when my hetzer took so many at gun hits ps what kind o gun was that anyway?? ------------------ Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. --Gen. Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Crow Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 It's not my favorite saying but it's one that I repeat most often: "Where is that freakin' "ignore target" option!". Other than that I think the coolest thing to here out of CM is "Ja!" from one of my Panther commanders after he lights up a Sherman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt. Steiner Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 What can usually be heard coming out of my computer room: "Turn, damn you, turn! What? No! I didn't tell you to do that! Where the hell did that come from? F--k me! ------------------ Ob's stürmt oder schneit, ob die Sonne uns lacht, der Tag glühend heiß oder eiskalt die Nacht, bestaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser sinn, ja unser sinn, es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin -- Panzerlied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanco Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 I say this one all the time: NOW....GET HIM!!!!! (this could be for anything, from an overwhelming frontal assault, to a depleted squad aiming their last rifle grenade towards the frontal armor of a King Tiger 250m away.) Usually followed by... "I said GET HIM! SHOOT! SHOOT! Why the f&"! aren't you shooting?? I gave you direct orders to..." (BOOM) <<(this is something bad happening) "You lousy piece of s#&! I told you to shoot!! Aaahhhh...." Also, when I get a particularly good kill I leap up from my chair and do a fist pump like I just won the pole vault in the Olympics or something. This is usually accompanied by... "Oh yeah, baby, you're beautiful, I love ya! Right on! Way to go! Great idea for a thread, this. ------------------ DeanCo-- CM interface mods: http://mapage.cybercable.fr/deanco/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galland0 Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Well, All the above and,"Honey! HONEY!!! look at this...(wife dutifully runs over to computer) look at that...(as I replay a paticularly action packed turn) isn't that awsome?!?... (wife pats me lovingly on the head) "Oh wow umm cool honey........ Later I hear her making a phone call,"Yes doctor....Monday morning at 8:30?....that will be fine....." <joking> It's not so much while I'm playing the game rather, it's the fact that I find myself changing the topic at work from sports to CM. I get some strange looks from the other equipment operators at work.LOL But two of them are getting computers and DSL this month. I'm wearing them down fellas! Truckers and operators cuss like this anyway, it's genetic... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RokSS Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Just finished a TCP/IP game which was fought a full 30 turns to a draw. A few quotes from the chat- my opponent: "HAHA mowed em all down like pigs!" after he mows down all 8 squads I ran across a bridge. me: "woohoo snuck that zook in eh?" after running into a building and taking out a passing KT with a bazooka. me: "oh baby broiled bratwurst!" as we both watch flames from my Sherman Croc wash over his Tiger and it explodes in a glorious fireball. my opponent: "you fag!" gotta love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacewrangler Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Well, I can't say I do much screaming at my boys, but I do enjoy psychological warfare with my opponent. I use two phrases, in succession, to get into my opps head: 1) 155mm targeted, 2 minutes and counting... "God is coming" 2) T-10 seconds until arrival: "God is here" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ezmartini Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 how 'bout this? BOOOOM!!!!"......................................................................................................................................................................... Damn." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stic.man Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 "F%*%ing HIT SOMETHING GODA$%IT!!!" or "AMBUSH NOW YOU MOTHERF*#*ERS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comstr Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Where the hell did he get arty that is THAT big??!?! Great, I've killed all his tanks....BOOM. Oh...missed one. I lose 4 tanks in 1 minute- who IS that single tank gunner?!?!? This plan can't fail...hang on, when did the Sun set??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Sniper Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 Most of the above, in the course of a normal (losing) game. But last night was something unique . . . I was playing Elsdorf (modified) and parked a Sherman within a small depression at just the right side of the large house in the middle of the map (near the intersection), hoping to ambush any vehicle coming forward . Then an unknown tank represented by an iconic symbol and described as "sounds like a tank" appeared at the elevated ground behind the German garrison. The icon started lobbing shots, peppering my Sherman and ground around it, but the crew can not see it. And frustratingly, I can not determine what exactly it was hitting my tank either. I ordered the tank to move, but it bogged down. And the shots just kept on coming . . . kinda lost my cool, and I suddenly stood up, mouthing an obscenity. The sudden move launched my chair backwards with some force. It hit the glass coffee table (my PC is in the family room) broke the glass and launched the crystal vase towards the wall. And of course it broke as well. My wife (bless her) was so furious that she threatened to delete the game from the computer, if I can not control myself. I promised to behave, but hid the CM:BO game disc at a safe place she will never think of looking, just in case. ------------------ "The lesson, my young ignorant boys, is this: don't be a hero, on horseback, or otherwise. Always stay behind cover." SS Col. Heinz Von Krupp Thorvald (German top sniper in the seige of Stalingrad, after a massacre of charging Polish cavalry by Panthers--"Rattenkreig") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elysian Posted December 22, 2000 Share Posted December 22, 2000 LOL -- hilarious thread... When a gaggle of shermans walk right into my Panther's flanking ambush: <yelling> "Yeah, B*tch!! Whose your Daddy?!? WHOSE your Daddy?!? Die!! Die!!" <accompanied by me air-slapping an imaginary butt> Unfortunately I live on a crowded street where people constantly are walking by within earshot of my open window... ROFL!! Elysian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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