Berlichtingen Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>BITE ME!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Odd, I would have sworn that that was what your last shooter said as he walked out the door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Paging Mr. Shandorf Mr. Shandorf, please pick up. Your butt-whoopin is waiting for you. Pick a scenario Any scenario <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ahhh.. I hear a squawk from my feathered friend. I will be in communicae with your shortly. Prepare to be plucked. Jeff [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 11-27-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 I'm curious if any of you jack-asses are interested in a large-scale battle. I was just reading the Fionn-Claymore AAR, and seeing how tactically repugnant those two clods are, I thought I'd try my own 1-6 hand at things. So, does anyone have the baloney to try to tackle the moveable force known as Croda? I was thinking along the lines of 5-6,000 points or so, similar to the style that Fionn and Claymore are using. Any takers? Post reponses here. First one is the winner, or if I don't like the stench of your breath, the first person that I don't wretch at the thought of is the winner. ------------------ "THAT DUCK SHALL NOT HAVE DIED IN VAIN!" - Senachai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: I'm curious if any of you jack-asses are interested in a large-scale battle. I was just reading the Fionn-Claymore AAR, and seeing how tactically repugnant those two clods are, I thought I'd try my own 1-6 hand at things. So, does anyone have the baloney to try to tackle the moveable force known as Croda? I was thinking along the lines of 5-6,000 points or so, similar to the style that Fionn and Claymore are using. Any takers? Post reponses here. First one is the winner, or if I don't like the stench of your breath, the first person that I don't wretch at the thought of is the winner. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Croda, You insepid fool. You know I will always be happy to play you. I enjoy seeing your plans go to pot faster than a whore can flop on her back, so please send away. Our current battle will draw out but if you expect to win in fog with only your AFVs left I would think you are sorely mistaken. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 27, 2000 Author Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by bauhaus: How's this for people skills?.................BITE ME!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmm, learned here in the 'Pool, no doubt. Bauhaus, dear lad, you might want to apply a more mainstream form of 'people skills' to your employment. ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 I wanted to share a little story with you folks about the opening moves vs Sir Seanachai but I'm not sure if it would be okay with Mr. Chai seeing as he's just a bit sensitive about his weight problem and his explosive and sudden diarreaha problem that only occurs while Christmas shopping. I'll wait for a better time to post about what happened. Don't want to waste your time with some inane blatherings. ------------------ An another thing...Ah've go' ten gams on at the moment, boot Ah've sain more mooves out o' a geriatric Japanese peasant lassie! If'n mah opponent's nae climbin' Ben Everest, they're gaddin' aboot some tank museum in Moscow! Yoo that are laift, send mae a bloody turrrn, ye cowerring swine! - OGSF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 Then quit posting. [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 11-27-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: Then quit posting. [This message has been edited by jshandorf (edited 11-27-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Poor, bitter Jeffrey. You ready to rock and roll in a scenario? Cover the furniture and hide the cat!!! ------------------ An another thing...Ah've go' ten gams on at the moment, boot Ah've sain more mooves out o' a geriatric Japanese peasant lassie! If'n mah opponent's nae climbin' Ben Everest, they're gaddin' aboot some tank museum in Moscow! Yoo that are laift, send mae a bloody turrrn, ye cowerring swine! - OGSF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Poor, bitter Jeffrey. You ready to rock and roll in a scenario? Cover the furniture and hide the cat!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Diaphragm, Okay, butter boy. I am at work now so if you have the time, sitting on your brains no doubt, send me a setup otherwise I will find a scenario to send you later on tonight. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: Croda, You insepid fool. You know I will always be happy to play you. I enjoy seeing your plans go to pot faster than a whore can flop on her back, so please send away. Our current battle will draw out but if you expect to win in fog with only your AFVs left I would think you are sorely mistaken. Jeff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *Wretch! Heave! Wretch!* Anyone else? Ahh, well, I suppose. I'll mail you the details. By the way, don't you owe me a file, you pile of dung? ------------------ "THAT DUCK SHALL NOT HAVE DIED IN VAIN!" - Senachai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 Ahh for the old days ..... when we rushed like lemmnings to our doom, never thinking that 3017 had any meaning....now we sort of sulk along desultory and aimless...nothing driving us on except our own mindless drool..... and speaking of drool........ Germantool seems unable to make his mind up about assaulting the asylum...hey only us inmates here....esp after seeing my earlier comment on how I suck at defense...... Speaking of the Senile-one I managed to provide some fireworks with some spectacular arty but am still bummed about losing my Hetzer to a STUPID gun hit right on turn 1. This probe of his is proving painful. Chuppyrocks has decided to recreate the defense of Saipan and force me to dig his crumbling forces out, squad by squad. I think I saw his civlians jump off a cliff in the background. To the echoing din of BANZAI!, he has charged his last intact platoon into the blazing guns of my exhausted troops. The platoon is no longer intact. Two panthers are still on the prowl. The question is not victory (boy those words will prob come back and haunt me) but at what cost. MoppyArty has mentioned that PushButts tactics and mine are becoming more and more alike. Somehow I have a distinct, uneasy and unclean feeling after hereing that. The divine Mr. M and I are playing whisk and singing Lili Marlene except for a nasty little firefight on the extreme right flank. Seems neither one of us "rushed" the flags. Monsieur P. andI have only begun but its in the infamous 57m visibility of the darkest night. Crudite is dead as roadkill can be. But since he insists on twitching (or is it the VT jerking the corpses) I will back up the 57 Chevy a few more times.... ThatGirl has provide fun for a sniper or two. As he learned earlier that reconning w/ a TD can be hazardous, he also will learn that the fog hides many ugly surproises. He has asked me to come closer, well I think I oblige him, just not the way he is thinking.Hiramsmoke'emifyougotthem has been playing with his new toy smoke projectors. Unfortunely hasn't stopped mortar disruption and all out artillery bombardment as his troops slog across the open terrain. My troops are whetting their sights, snuggling down and sighting on the misty shapes about to stumble forth.......NinjaTurtle has elected to meet me armor, sans infanterie...we shall see if he has any skill about him. ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jshandorf Posted November 27, 2000 Share Posted November 27, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: *Wretch! Heave! Wretch!* Anyone else? Ahh, well, I suppose. I'll mail you the details. By the way, don't you owe me a file, you pile of dung? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Pile of Dung? How quaint. Yes.. I owe you a turn but between the Holidays and my Real Life you have taken a backseat. BTW I sent out turns Friday night so you must have been too busy choking the turkey Thursday OR Friday to get me out a turn, you flippin' cream puff. Jeff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Hmm, learned here in the 'Pool, no doubt. Bauhaus, dear lad, you might want to apply a more mainstream form of 'people skills' to your employment. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Would the reply EAT ME suffice? Just checking. Aren't you ready to surrender to Mr. 98-2 loser to Moriarty? Imagine the shame, it would rank up there with losing to Peng. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikester Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 This has got to be the single most inane and useless thread that I've ever seen on this board since its inception. Mike D aka Mikester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikester: I have got to be the single most inane and useless person posting to this thread that I've ever seen on this board since its inception. Mike D aka Mikester<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Figures, freakin mechanical engineer, I mean, what's with that? ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 And you are by far the most limp-wristed pansy to have a go at criticizing the Pool since we've gotten going. If you're going to be a dunce, at least be an entertaining one, you misbegotten pile of sheep snot. Now go find some nice internet porn and leave the grownups alone, eh wot? ------------------ Grand Poobah of the fresh fire of Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikester Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 Hmmm, let's see. A lousy lawyer from the great Communist state of Washington (why are you not in Florida with all the other idiot lawyers?) and a bloody limey. One of which claims to be an adult? Neither of these "replies" seem to deserve any comment. Mike D aka Mikester Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikester: My life sucks big friggin rocks so I have pathological need to post worthless ****. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Doctor at the school for dysfunctional children making rounds with the new interns: Doctor: What you see before you is an unfortunate specimen (pointing at Mikester eating sand in the sandbox) His sense of self worth has been irreparably harmed by the sad fact that he is indeed a steaming pile of goat feces. Doe eyed buxom young intern: Is there nothing we can do Doctor. Doctor: Sadly, no. It is terminal. . He is destined to slowly dry up in the sun, turn to dust, and blow away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikester: Hmmm, let's see. A lousy lawyer from the great Communist state of Washington (why are you not in Florida with all the other idiot lawyers?)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A hit, a palpable hit. Oh I have never been SO chastised that I feel such mortification at the umbrage poured upon my poor brow. Beggin yer pardon sir.......a fine gentleman such as yer self. Oh I shall faint of embarrassment............. ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram [This message has been edited by jdmorse (edited 11-27-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chupacabra Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 Mikey, Mikey, Mikey. May I call you Mikey? No? How about Turdfly then? Or perhaps Staggeringly Stupid Manchild? I am not, in fact, a limey, as you so inoffensively put it. No, a few months ago I boarded what you might think of as the "shiny high bird," but what some of us call airplanes, and several hours later, I was in another place. I know, I know, it's hard to believe, but trust me! The shiny high bird DOES really exist, and is not a side effect of your apparent mental retardation. And yes, Staggeringly Stupid Manchild, we are grown-ups here. Apparently you are not, as you feel the need to toddle into a place of which you have no understanding whatsoever and blat out an annoying little whine. You might at least have come up with a proper tirade. Do a search on Makhno and study carefully. He at least had the common courtesy to post something halfway amusing. You, on the other hand, are a troll of the lowest order - useless and annoying, but not so much so as to allow a man to get well lathered. Run along now, I hear your mother calling. Something about soiling your sheets again, by the sound of it. ------------------ Grand Poobah of the fresh fire of Heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Aitken Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 Mikester wrote: > This has got to be the single most inane and useless thread that I've ever seen on this board since its inception. Congratulations, you have just won a year's membership of the Stating The Obvious Club™. Simply answer the following questions to receive your introductory pack. 1) Does the Sun rise in the morning? 2) Is Oxygen beneficial to your health? 3) If all commercial football games ceased, and two separate matches were broadcast alternately on TV for ever more, would no-one actually notice? And now complete the tie-breaker, in less than 50 words: "Looking down the barrel of a loaded 20mm cannon manned by two shell-shocked conscripts and a llama in the middle of the night may restrict my career prospects because..." New map! ------------------ Kinda helps to be a member of an Army which belongs to a gun loving freak of a nation like the USA "You want more BARs? Sure, just back the truck up and take what you want. There's plenty to spare" – Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mikester: Hmmm, let's see. A lousy lawyer from the great Communist state of Washington (why are you not in Florida with all the other idiot lawyers?) ... Mike D aka Mikester<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Insult (and I use the word loosely) a lawyer, ohhhh very original. Why don’t you go take some candy from a baby or steal a senior's social security check. If your going to post something here, at least make it mildly amusing, otherwise go crawl back into whatever hole you came from. Or better yet, just get the hell out. [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PawBroon Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You see Whitlow, when I do the double stumble stunt you just did, I always delete the first mention of: [This message has been edited by a Jerk (edited 11-27-2000).]. This way it's not so self evident. ------------------ I shake my thingy in your general direction. Bauhaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: You see Whitlow, when I do the double stumble stunt you just did, I always delete the first mention of: [This message has been edited by a Jerk (edited 11-27-2000).]. This way it's not so self evident. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My incompetence knows no bounds. [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by Marlow (edited 11-27-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted November 28, 2000 Share Posted November 28, 2000 Ya know Mikester was right!! ------------------ If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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