Michael Emrys Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Like any of you mold creatures are capable of reason. It's like watching penguins trying to fly. Just flap those wings harder, boys. You'll get the hang of it...eventually. But you should maybe take a few flying lessons from the pigs. I'm sure that after they've worked it out they'll be willing to pass on a few tips. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 [standing aghast in utter surprise with a dropped donkey jaw] Was that a... metaphor? Emrys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 24, 2014 Author Share Posted August 24, 2014 "Mold creatures"? What the hell is a "mold creature"??? Have you been watching old Flash Gordon serials again, or has some kind of semi-sapient species finally evolved from the old pile of underpants you have in that abattoir of hope you call a home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Donkey can fly. He can talk too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Donkey can fly. If you push him off a cliff. Straight down. Try it. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 Watch for Donkey on the wing. Nasty droppings... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 "Mold creatures"? What the hell is a "mold creature"??? Have you been watching old Flash Gordon serials again, or has some kind of semi-sapient species finally evolved from the old pile of underpants you have in that abattoir of hope you call a home. They weren't mold creatures you simpleton, they were clay men, big difference. I think that maybe your Buster Crabbe Body Controller Shirt may be cutting the circulation to your brain housing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I think that maybe your Buster Crabbe Body Controller Shirt may be cutting the circulation to your brain housing. No harm done since that's vacant anyway. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Emrys is...Emperor Mung 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 How I wish, how I wish you were not here. You are all lost souls, swimming in a Cesspool. Year after year. Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears. Which you were not here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Emrys is...Emperor Mung Mung the Mopey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 How I wish, how I wish you were not here. You are all lost souls, swimming in a Cesspool. Year after year. Running over the same old ground. What have you found? The same old fears. Which you were not here. You should return quickly to making new scenarios. Think about it, if we were not here you would have no where to post your feeble attempts at comedic rhyming. Actually I give you more credit than you deserve for even calling it comedic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Emrys is...Emperor Mung Mung !!!!! ????? , aren't they some sort of sprout? You twits are obviously not Flash Gordon grogs.... (or you are being lame on purpose) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Mung the Mopey. Mung the Emrysfest 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 You should return quickly to making new scenarios. Think about it, if we were not here you would have no where to post your feeble attempts at comedic rhyming. Actually I give you more credit than you deserve for even calling it comedic. Whaddayamean comedic? No comedy in those lyrics. Roger Waters was never known for his comedic lyrics. Vitriol perhaps, but comedy... Had Roger Waters known about the Cesspool in 1975, this is the song he would have written. Fer sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 (or you are being lame on purpose) Nah, it takes no effort on their part. It's their permanent state. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Mung is appropriate nomenclature for a has-bean like Emrys. Or should that be neverwoz? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 25, 2014 Author Share Posted August 25, 2014 Mung !!!!! ????? , aren't they some sort of sprout? You twits are obviously not Flash Gordon grogs.... (While in his secret lair, Nidan the Gnarly struts angrily back and forth in his pitted out lycra space jammies wondering why you just can't find good henchmen nowadays!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 25, 2014 Share Posted August 25, 2014 Whaddayamean comedic? No comedy in those lyrics. Roger Waters was never known for his comedic lyrics. Vitriol perhaps, but comedy... Had Roger Waters known about the Cesspool in 1975, this is the song he would have written. Fer sure. Waters was a musical genius, you however fall somewhere lower than cretin. Other Roger Waters lyrics come to mind when thinking of your brain power Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I see that you .... people.... are still mucking about in here. Same cobwebs in the corners, same faint aroma of body odor, mildew, and deep fried foods. Just as charming as I remember it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I collect fungus for fun. I'm one-ton of prime donkey Petri dish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 I see that you .... people.... are still mucking about in here. Same cobwebs in the corners, same faint aroma of body odor, mildew, and deep fried foods. Just as charming as I remember it. Who are you? Some SSN or sumfink And what faint aroma are you talking about? This place reeks. Badly. Cesspools do. That is why they are called...cesspools. Now sod off, Knight of House Ruin. Ni! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Hej!!! YOU are the SSN!!! You should not be cracking wise against your betters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 28, 2014 Author Share Posted August 28, 2014 So, he should not be cracking wise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 So, he should not be cracking wise. Ever. Under any circumstances whatsoever. His second best option would be to strictly observe a vow of silence. His best option would be suicide, preferably in some distant location where he could peacefully decompose without becoming any further nuisance. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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