Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Flabbergasted by the in-depth research being made available to the world for the first time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Ahem! Operation Sealion happened and Tommy was caught napping in the face of insurmountable and overwhelming forces. There is quite a lot of debate among Speiseeiskampfwagen experts whether the seagull deflection "halo" or Heiligenschein was a super-weapon too far and properly tested before being issued to untrained crews. Currently there is no data that any of armadas of Scwimmwagen that crossed the channel fell to the seagull threat though strangely two examples have surfaced (the Scwimmwagen not the seagulls) on Easter Island. We may conclude from this that the defence Halo could well have a navigation function such as sonar or radar or combination of both or, more likely some rudimentary cloaking device but by combining these functions some units were lost due to malfunction. We can expect to see a whole platoon or "Zug" in pristine condition parked up somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle with their skeleton crews still at the hatch. But I digress. The halo is detracted; no seagulls here! Of special note here is the crew's anti-flash suit. He extends a hand-held range detector well outside the safe confines of the hatch in a very perilous situation. Although not specifically trained for this his bravery is quite astounding and although part of the Nazi scum political regime founded on the bones of whole nations one must admire the grit and determination of this fellow. The bow wake is impressive. I calculate it its cruising at sub-sonic speeds towards its target to rip out the heart of the British leadership. Note the crew's personal additions to the camo with slogans such as "Welcome Aboard!" in the native English to terrify any resistance. Welcome was not in the minds of these brutish and dark elite marines. "Sail by and try one" is a particularly cruel jibe considering what a fully loaded Scwimmwagen could deliver with frightening ease. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Kompanie command vehicle desperately trying to raise their Halo before a seagull attacks. Note the blast wind rapidly approaching; Johnny seagull better get in there fairly sharpish (or he's going to grow extra legs that make standing a bit challenging) in this compelling wartime action shot. I fear the photographer may not have survived but stood fast as a paradigm true to the battlefield journalists' raison d'etre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Here we see a early prototype V4 Speiseeiskampfagen Ausf J, just outside it's production facilities on Mars. You can see from the scrawled graffitti that the Grays weren't terribly impressed with so-called German workmanship. This particular example was, of course, the one stripped of parts for the larger and more successful V5 model. I'm still looking for evidence of the widely rumoured Speiseeiskampfagen Ausf R, the one with the underslung Panther turret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Triple hatches, did they have any morality? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Detonation at a naval base with nuclear shadow. From the naval silhouettes and markings, Sevastopol during Operation Störfang (Sturgeon Catch). The Speiseeiskampfwagen is deliberately positioned pointing downwind to lessen the effects of any unexpected buffeting. Caviar after this attack acquired some fizzle upon swallowing and the unnatural size of the roe was hard to pack into cans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicky Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 I'm still looking for evidence of the widely rumoured Speiseeiskampfagen Ausf R, the one with the underslung Panther turret. This is as close as I can find with the conventionally mounted turret, after trials with the underslung turrets determined crew suffered excessively from abrasive injuries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 388 advancing into the hinterland with its support vehicles in close column, spearhead formation as the town's population are forced to watch German superiority. The crew has detailed multiple detonations on 388's side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinoza Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Here we have an emergency landing (?) of possibly unmanned vehicle ( open hatches indicate a hasty escape). One wonders how the machine become airborne? Implications are mind boggling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 "Slow, Watch for Children"? Again with the cruel jibes. These monsters have no morals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Like the swastika, even the ubiquitous ice cream cone has been perverted into a symbol of monstrous evil. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Sturm-Pioniere variant crossing its own bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Top secret sources risked their lifes to take pictures of the infamous Schwerer Eiswaffelwerfer, but succeeded only in smuggling out a single snapshot of the loading mechanism. It is easy to understand why this disturbing picture was kept secret for so long! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 This image first came to my attention when I worked as an analyst at Hews, Buelle & Cowepat The Nazi scum industrial-military complex at its most remorseless powered by the water turbines of the Ruhr valley. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wicky Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 An up-armoured prototype captured in April 1945 on display in the Kubinka Tank Museum 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 An up-armoured prototype captured in April 1945 on display in the Kubinka Tank Museum I think you just made that one up!!:cool: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sublime Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 Im surprised JK hasnt shown up to post 250 links of supporting... well.. links. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agusto Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 The eiscremeized version of the "March of the Hannovarian Grandier Guards" (in german: "Marsch der Hannoverschen Garde Grenadiere") that is played by the van to lure children to the Speiseeiskampfwagen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJljmqs-R_k Here is a different version of the icecreamized march, showing the long tradition ice cream has in the german army: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1PSnZa1fLg The original version: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spinoza Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Sensitive souls may want to look elsewhere now... Nazi scum in the middle of double eine Bauchlandung machen mit plattwalzen while the Speiseeiskampfwagen Ausf G. sneak behind using cover of terrorised local population , undoubtedly attempting deadly Kältekopfschmerz. War is hell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agusto Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Battle damage on an Ausf. G: Speiseeiskampfwagen guarding an important river crossing: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Schwerer Speiseeisspähwagen (6-Rad) patrolling the Atlantic Wall 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Fighting through the bocage of N. France was hell enough for the exhausted Allies but faced with a Nazi scum Speiseeiskampfwagen covering their axis of advance would put their plans back by months if not years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 A previously suppressed photo of the noted parade by the "Pink Panthers" of SS-leichte-Speisseis-Abteilung 99 (with the codename "A99" prominently on display) at the top secret spesisseis test facility on Rugen, 18 August 1944, ready for an inspection by Hitler. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
agusto Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 A previously suppressed photo of the noted parade by the "Pink Panthers" of SS-leichte-Speisseis-Abteilung 99 (with the codename "A99" prominently on display) at the top secret spesisseis test facility on Rugen, 18 August 1944, ready for an inspection by Hitler. OMG! Look at those ice cream dischargers right and left to the "tonibell" sign! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 31, 2013 Share Posted July 31, 2013 Behemoth Speiseeiskampfwagen VII "Maus" - a truly spectacular leap in innovation on a terrifying scale of potential colossal carnage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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