Michael Emrys Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 He eats prawns, without removing the excrement part... Eeeewwwwwwwwww. How disgusting! And how typical really. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Alas, I have eaten my last prawn - the one that gives you an itchy throat and tells you that your next might be the last thing you ever eat. Pity, I quite liked munching on those ten-legged submarine spiders. Can't even use them for bait now. And Mrs Costard's seafood risotto is off the menu - a thousand times alas! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 18, 2013 Share Posted November 18, 2013 Alas, I have eaten my last prawn - the one that gives you an itchy throat and tells you that your next might be the last thing you ever eat. They are better if you remove the shells and stuff first, you know. And don't eat the tails. Or, what the hell, eat all of it. Life is short. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 18, 2013 Author Share Posted November 18, 2013 Anyone seen the movie "District 9".....? enjoy your shellfish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 ... if you don't crap you die. That could be the tag line for the whole MBT(How proudly she waves. Something nasty. In your face.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 Anyone seen the movie "District 9".....? enjoy your shellfish. At least the cost/kilo would be low. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 20, 2013 Share Posted November 20, 2013 He buys all his fish at a Prawn Shop. Get it? Prawn Shop? Eh? Eh?? Oh, c'mon! if you don't find that funny, you're just being shellfish and crabby. Get it? Get it????? Shellfish??? Crabby??? Awww... what's wrong with you guys? None of you have any sole. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!11!!!11ONE!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 20, 2013 Author Share Posted November 20, 2013 You have to stop watching "Spongebob Squarepants" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 It says a lot that you even know what that is. Like, you have far too much time on your hands. Shouldn't you be putting together a diorama? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 It says a lot that you even know what that is. Like, you have far too much time on your hands. Shouldn't you be putting together a diorama? Someone smack Boo around the ears, please. Noba p.s. You got MG yet, I need to finish off your poor pixeltruppen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 21, 2013 Share Posted November 21, 2013 You "need" to do something? You feel a great yearning for this? This is something that gives your life fulfillment? Yeah... I'll be jumping right on that. Begin holding breath... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... (Wait for it) ... ... ... ... ... NOW!!!1!!!1!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 21, 2013 Author Share Posted November 21, 2013 It says a lot that you even know what that is. Like, you have far too much time on your hands. Shouldn't you be putting together a diorama? In my world time is an infinite commodity, right now I can post insults, a few minutes from now I can play a PBEM turn, or even surf the net. Later in the day, I can take a nap (not today though the grandkids are here), or I can work on my latest diorama of a Panzer IVH of the 5th kompanie 12th SS Panzer Regiment, taking a break after the battle of hill 112. All these things without once having to do anything in particular, or be anywhere or especially not have to punch a clock or take orders from some dimwit with a masters degree. So yes Boo , I could be working on my latest diorama, but not right this minute, maybe later, or maybe tomorrow, I have no where else to be. I choose right now to be here, annoying you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Seanachai at my house... Yes. Berli at my house... Yes... Boo called on phone-device from my house... Maybe. I was drunk. Lars at my house, drunk... Oh god, yes. Seriously, Berli stayed at my house for months. I hate you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Seanachai at my house... Yes...... Snipped the rubbish. Been taking lessons from Emrys on "How to blather and post inanities all day long", have we? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Lars at my house, drunk... That's not news. When was he ever anything else? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 22, 2013 Share Posted November 22, 2013 Boo called on phone-device from my house... Maybe. I was drunk. That was several years ago. And as I recall, Papa Kahn was there too. The blackouts are getting longer, aren't they. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 22, 2013 Author Share Posted November 22, 2013 Seanachai at my house... Yes. Berli at my house... Yes... Boo called on phone-device from my house... Maybe. I was drunk. Lars at my house, drunk... Oh god, yes. Seriously, Berli stayed at my house for months. I hate you all. What do you have there at your house that attracts all these vermin? Besides booze that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 Seriously, Berli stayed at my house for months. How were you able to keep him locked in the cellar that long? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted November 23, 2013 Share Posted November 23, 2013 You have to stop watching "Spongebob Squarepants" I like Crabby Patties. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 I knew one once. But that was a long time ago and we quickly parted company. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 And speaking of Berli, happy birthday, Dan, wherever you are. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I knew one once. But that was a long time ago and we quickly parted company. Michael You give a woman crabs, of course she's going to dump you. I hope you de-loused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 I hope you de-loused. No, unfortunately you are still here. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 No, unfortunately you are still here. Michael My Gawd, it's Basil Brush - reincarnated. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 The fox had class and a dearth of fleas, unlike our self-confessed one-man bio-hazard. The only similarity is that they're both stuffed. Do you have mange, Michael? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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