tiny_tanker

Sorry miss Kitty, but we don't ride donkey's round here, Yekdon would be very upset to hear you even suggest it I'm sure. But my mom always said to be polite to the ladies, and of course I wasn't asking you to sod off, I know better then to suggest that to one of the ladies o' the pool. But I'll just decline on the donkey and you can kick Acey around for speaking out of turn, I'll just be over here.

Whats a banana? They don't ship none o that fancy foerign food here to the wild west. We just get up in the morning get them eggs, then we put on our animal skins and grab our bows and muskets and hunt us a buffalow for the week, mmm mmmm good eats there boys. Gotta watch out for them Indian raids, they come in with thier evil "bingo parlors" and just rip the place up. Yup the perils of Kansas are great.

[sarcasm]Whats this public transportation your speaking about? Must be somthin you city folk got. Out here in the sticks we gets up on our horses and ride. [/sarcasm] So the laptop goes in a box tomarrow and then, if it doesn't die within 24 hours of getting it back I would like to actually start our battle Acey. The rest of ya, see the end of my previous post and sod off!

I'm just trying to make your life more interesting Berli, by interesting I mean annoying purly for my enjoyment. Actually my comuter wasn't suicidle.... it was more of a prolonged suffering affair that ended with me being angry with apple and wishing for its destruction. I guess the only thing left is for you to sod off!

Rulez! We don't need no stinkin RULEZ! Well maybe Berli does, but thats just cause he's so special and all. Anywho, on to the real reason for me sticking my head in here. Sorry Acey no battle for at least another week. My computer committed suicide this weekend and will be taking a looooong ride to a specialist this time. On a plus side when the logic board goes out again I get a brand new G4 ibook for my pain

Watch out that Kitty has claws. Sorry Acey you should hire some more intelligent minions next time. But riding me of the internet will not save you from the beating you shall receive as soon as i get of my lazy arse. So your safe for another day at least.

Blah Blah Blah..... And then I show up. And it was good. And there was much rejoicing at the return of the tiny tank. Ok thats enough, on your feet, no more groveling today the queen won't like you pilloks drooling on the floor like that. Anyway, I've been without internet for a few days, but as usual nothing important has happened in here.... other than CMAK being released. Well carry on with .... whatever you all do. And Acey I'll be sending you that turn here in the next day, gotta get the rig set up right still.

Ahhhhhhhh, it feels so good to have my lettle computer back. I missed it soooooo much. Now then, Acey i shall destroy you at long last, well as soon as CMBB is loaded on here again that is. one step at a time after all.

You utterly repulsive and useless lot of pathetic witless sods! It sickens me to even see you writhe in your worthless existance you call cess. As far as i can tell this lot doesn't deserve the pool anymore. those TNT chucking Goodewaffelers will over run you in no time. Now i may only be a wee lettel SSN. But I've been around since before CMBO was a demo and by God, no not you seany poo sit back down and stop drooling all over Boo, I won't sit here and let this pool be over run by those bloody fools! Shape up or i'm leaving! And then Goodfawaffle will get another TNT chucking minion!

Wow that last one ended fast. I'm sure it was the extranious use of wit and and manly challenges that cause the quick end. Or maybe it was the visual diarrhea provided by Mrspkr. That silly sot, the lot of ye can sod off.

Has anyone noticed that dalem is even more annoying now that he has that little SSN showing him that wonderfully freaky kiwi love? Maybe its just me.....

When I grow up I wanna be a grue, not a Grue mind you, just a wee lettle grue. Anyway, update on my challenge situation... still no computer, they can't get the bloody parts! 5 to 7 days my arse, its been 13 days now, and i'm going through withdrawl... I....ca.....can't ...ttt take it mmmuch lllllonger!!

I would like to turn in my application as Flunky from the Right. I believe I am highly qualified for this position, seeing as Kansas in an inherently conservative state, with lots of guns and big trucks that the oil companies love. I am a devoute member of the Fanatic Right Wing Big Truck Driving Gun Owning Association I humbly await my appointment as I have nothing else to do since my computer is still in the shop awaiting parts, and I can't play CM anymore.

Well Aches and Pains I've been sitting here waiting for my bloody glowing portal of joy, but I still got nothin. They seem to want to taunt me by not actually delivering it within the 5 to 7 business days, silly bastages! Don't worry I will be raining death on your head soon enough, so you might as well enjoy the wait.

So if i get on the gnomes list do i get any added bonuses? Do I get harrassed? What about a Christmas card? I dare ya gnome boy! Put me on the list!

The sad fact is that his name is on the top of all his own lists. I'm not sure if its so he can remember his name, or if he really fears and hates himself. On the plus side it ensures he gets at least one christmas card.

Hey Lars what kind of trucks are they?

Well Buzzy I'd love to do battle with you. If you'd like you can email me the setup whenever you want, and we can start just as soon as I get my computer back from apple.... again. Hopefully the new hard drive and new logic board will make it work. I'm expecting it anytime this week. Oh and Aches and Pains same to you, I'll start fighting with you as soon as the glowing box 'o death returns.

Why it hovers indefinatly. Or is that to obvious for the marine? Battles will be forthcoming..... as soon as the computer woes end, first a new logic board, and now it goes in agian for a new hard drive. Its been a great week, and getting worse by the second.

Uh oh Boo you've insulted his great marine intellegence by showing him up, he might use his mighty *snigger* glove on you *snigger*. How dare you insult the Mighty and Powerful Kansas. Frozen tundra! BAAH I say! If you had ever been to a state as great as this you would know the truth, we in fact run this country, and will soon be riding our mighty war horses to conquer the canadian tundra. *pulls out the gauntlet, still bloody from Buzzy's walloping and slaps Ace* Now put down your penis pump and act like a real man for once in your life. I'll let you email me a setup, so you can at least feel like you have a chance for a short time. Nothing to big, I'm a busy guy and don't want to spend a month waiting for a turn from you. Now be gone you sniveling fool, and don't return to this warriors presence till you have a battle fitting of my prowess. (bloody fools think they can waltz in and wave their miniscule manliness about and impress everyone)

Howdy Ace i believe you have me confused with someone from texas, or worse *shudder* oklahoma. The Mighty horsemen of Kansas have none of those steering the queer and piling up our dung activities that the marines must have taught you. And we don wanna know about them neither I'm curious do they even let the marines have tanks? I know they don't trust you guys enough to find your way to the battle, thats why the navy and airforce have to haul you guys everywhere. But do you also have to rely on the army so that you don't get blown up or squished ( i'm sure your not quick enough to get out of the way ) by enemy armor?

Well Buzzy Boy guess what came to my door today, thats right the sight of an impending major victory against you. My harrowing adventure with airborne express has finally ended. And my computer is returned. My gauntlents are also back from the armory, all sparkeling and clean, with new spikes on the knuckles just waiting for battle. *wallops Buzzy with his gauntlent* I challenge you foul sir. In front of the Queen and the Olde Ones I swear to vanquish you.. or be destroyed trying.

I come forth, a humble warrior from the House of White Brook, to lay my battle worn sword at our Lady and new Queens feet and pledge my services to her rule. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN! ozi have your standerds been reduced so much that you find wit in what is surly inane rambling. If so than you have my sympathy. Maybe your master should slap you with a rolled up newspaper and set you straight.

Thank you ]MrSpkr I now officially fear marrige. Not that i have much control over my life now, it just sounds scary. On a lighter note, I now HATE Airborne Express! :mad: :mad: My computer was shipped back to me.... but since no one was at my home, and i had no clue it was fixed already, i have to wait till Monday to get it back!! I missed the delivery man by 5 min. 5 lousy min!! If my teacher would have let us leave 5 min early when we were done with our work i could be challenging Buzzy in this post, but nooooo we have to sit for the whole hour, no leaving early. Stupid college..... grumble grumble... inaudable mumbleing and cursing.....

Hi Buzzy. I'll try not to use anymore of those terrible emoticons just for you. I wouldn't want you to hurt your eyes. :eek: I would just go away, since i have no way to challenge you right now, but that might make you happy and I wouldn't want that.