tiny_tanker

Goly gee batman we've got a problem. It seems that gremlins, i'm not going to count out gnomes, but it looks to be gremlins right now, have infested my computer and used my logic board as a place to birth their young. So i will have no CM capable computer till next week, provided that the Apple guys don't screw up and actually ship it back to me in good order. But don't think this will give you much respite from my challenge Buzzy.

Great and i just sent my gauntlents in to get refinished. Hmmmm i suppose this frying pan would have the same effect. Come here Buzzy i got a present for ya!

Buzzy, can i call you buzzy? Good. Anyway Buzzy, i'm not an irritant, only delightfully annoying. But if your looking for somthing to give your skin that glowing rash, I'm sure just looking at the ubergnome will help you there. I swear you throw a glove at some one these days and you get nothin. They just run away and hide in the shadows until the glove gets picked up and thrown in the wash. No respect for tradition.

Me? Learn from a lawngnome? I certainly hope not. My guess is he can't find a booster chair big enough for him to use the computer, and that is why he has been absent as of late. Or he could be delving into the vast cult which is the ubergnome himself, and who knows where that could lead.

Where did that little lawn gnome go? I challenged him a while back and have heard nothing from the tiny pest. Maybe the ubergnome should give him some lessons. I propose rubber bands and 10 paces. Some of the knights can count it out for us if they would be so kind.

Not sheep!!! NOOOOOOO! I thought Mace was the only one who liked the little buggers, not Berli. SirReal, your not going to try and bully me out of the thread are you? I will not stand for this! In fact i think I'll sit down right here and let you all blow off some steam. I have a feeling you all know where to blow it to, right up dalem's skirt.

I'm the tiny tank that you've been hearing about Speedy . And nothing, I mean nothing will be getting anywhere near my bum. How could you even suggest such a sick and twisted thing? Even you should able to think of somthing much more painful and disasterous than that. [ October 27, 2003, 05:33 PM: Message edited by: tiny_tanker ]

Never Been Kissed - a story about dalem and his disastrous attempt to snog MrSpkr. Respect? Well ok, I'll give you that, i wouldn't want to bring my self down to the lowly australians *shudder* but any self respecting person would know that a prof is a college teacher, and not a junior high teacher. Now if you'll excuse me I have to put on my "You must be this tall to ride" shirt and piss off some short girls at the bar.

How on earth do you come to the conclusion that I'm short by my lack of proper capitalization? I'll admit my prof wouldn't be impressed by my typing skills in that post, but I didn't think this was for a grade. And dalem, you really need to learn how to control your point spending. How much did that ywing air support cost you? I certainly got the better deal on my hordes of tiny tanks.

Dale dale dale. Its so sad to see your hard work go to waste. Your tiny ywing will do you no good against my ranks of tiny tanks. this you will see and know fear.

If everyone hadn't noticed, the end times are near, a gnome an ozzi and me tiny tim..... even dalem and his might ywing fleet can't protect you from my tiny tanks. but anywho, to the point. i must fullfill the prophicies as mandated and challenge this lawn gnome. i throw the glove at thee, and challenge you to a meeting engagment. i bite my thumb at the rest of you, except the fair lady of course.

Mr. Peng i am what you would call, a tiny tanker... nothing like these gnomes who seem to be running rampant in these parts. i may be tiny but i'm not a lawn ornament. Oh and elvis, i did not say you could call me tim, tim the enchanter does not like it when people call him by name without permission. beware, you maybe attacked many small things with sharp pointy teeth! they will most likely be gnomes, since they are the only small things with pointy teeth round here.

gimme a break, i'm a noob trying to get used to my new legs in this place. if it weren't for my love of comedy and CM i would be very afraid to step in here.... especially after the warm welcome i have received you look like a jolly lot none the less, maybe i'll hang around for a bit and see what happens next.

Leeo you filthy grue loving tart! i will not stand for this!! or sit for that matter!i will crouch whilst i challenge you in a match of whits, for it is obviously something you could never handle. :mad: :mad: :mad: I just hope the gravity of this post doesn't make you dizzy and cause you to fall on your arse, ye silly git!! (gets out a big blue tarp) here stand on this on case your head explodes, wouldn't want to make a mess in here after all. :mad: :mad:

Those grues... always making a squishy mess on the floor. anyway..... are there any knights out there who need a squire?

(slinks out of the shadows) i always thought people where so kind is because many people lurk about in the shadows before even joining and get a feel for the place and the rules before making an arse out of themselves like they might elsewhere. of course my veiws could be skewd since i've been lurking for quite some time, jeeze the lights are bright in here! (skitters back into the safe shadows)

Those dancers! Those Bloody Dancers! Their everywhere!!!

Why i didn't know you thought of me as i higher power. I just don't know what to say...... is my nose really that shinny?

Famine [/qb]