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  1. Latest news from the Eastern front - stikky's italian pups have walked into yet another ambush. The fanatical commsommol troups of the glorious Red Army have inflicted devastating casualties (at least 15) on two enemy squads in exchange for just one casualty. The man was rumoured to have been an enemy of the state in any case, so good riddance.
  2. That's no-good-no-turn-sending git of a RUSSIAN, you git. You using the words "glorious" and "Italian" in the same sentence confirms that you're dimmer than I thought.
  3. What standing does Emrys have in this thread exactly? I see Boo has bolded the name, but I'm guessing that simply means that Emrys has as much hair as Homer Simpson. Joe-the-poopy-head Justicarrot, may we have a ruling please?
  4. I'd point out a spelling mistake in that post, but I just don't care enough.
  5. I'd point out a spelling mistake in that post, but I just don't care enough.
  6. Who let this kid in here? Oh, hold on, you seem vaguely familiar. Say, you're not that guy that used to work as a singing coffee table at the Pravda bar in Moscow, are you?
  7. Who let this kid in here? Oh, hold on, you seem vaguely familiar. Say, you're not that guy that used to work as a singing coffee table at the Pravda bar in Moscow, are you?
  8. Ok Boggo, you may be laughing now, but halfway through this, you will be squirming as the Tigers grind their tracks over your foxholes, all the time crying "please mummy, make the BiG UbEr TanKs STop". Since this is my third try as Germans on this one, I will wipe the dusty floor with your peashooters. We shall then ship them back to Germany and melt them down to become REAL atgs... Your poor, terrorised British troops will soon be supping on erzatz coffee, and worse, erzatz black bread in the POW cages. Gratefull, I may add, to be captured by my nice German troops and not those Nasty Italians ! (They only serve left-over pasta in their camps) Noba. </font>
  9. Ok Boggo, you may be laughing now, but halfway through this, you will be squirming as the Tigers grind their tracks over your foxholes, all the time crying "please mummy, make the BiG UbEr TanKs STop". Since this is my third try as Germans on this one, I will wipe the dusty floor with your peashooters. We shall then ship them back to Germany and melt them down to become REAL atgs... Your poor, terrorised British troops will soon be supping on erzatz coffee, and worse, erzatz black bread in the POW cages. Gratefull, I may add, to be captured by my nice German troops and not those Nasty Italians ! (They only serve left-over pasta in their camps) Noba. </font>
  10. THE QUEEN has returned! On your knees, you filthy traitors that would let an Australian usurp the throne!!!
  11. THE QUEEN has returned! On your knees, you filthy traitors that would let an Australian usurp the throne!!!
  12. [serious]Seanachai - There's always hope, my friend, never give it up. For what it's worth, let your sister know that somewhere on the edge of the world a complete stranger thinks of her and wishes her well - perhaps it will amuse her and cheer her up.[/serious] We note that in a random and inexplicable act you have stuck up for New Zealand in the previous thread. What exactly are you planning you horrid excuse for a tree stump?
  13. [serious]Seanachai - There's always hope, my friend, never give it up. For what it's worth, let your sister know that somewhere on the edge of the world a complete stranger thinks of her and wishes her well - perhaps it will amuse her and cheer her up.[/serious] We note that in a random and inexplicable act you have stuck up for New Zealand in the previous thread. What exactly are you planning you horrid excuse for a tree stump?
  14. There's no need to explain why you're loosing, just try to cut down on it and have a go at tightening once in a while.
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