v42below

My dearest queen! Tell me it ain't true ! Unable to challenge my rival in a duel to the death...*snip* </font>

I was only doing my duty your majesty. I would not have read any of your messages in the last 24 hours, as I logged on with enough time to make one attack, dump my cash into upgrades and the alliance bank, and log off. If you did, in a moment of weakness make the offer of marriage, as much as I would be honoured, I am truly not worthy. There were many of your fellow servants who deserve it more. Seanachai (if you are not averse to marrying a gnome), for one, spent more than 30 hours at the computer, planning your offenders' demise. Lars's strategising and organising ensured we held our own against the brigade. Sturm's fanaticism raised our spirits in the darkest of moments. There were many others, I cannot thank them enough for putting up with my bberserker talk and pitcing in with what they had. As for me, I spilled blood, lots and lots of blood. I weep when I think of all my troops I had to lay into the ground to avenge the outrages you have suffered, but they died for a good cause. Now, with the blood of your enemies still hot on my brow, with my shield cracked but not broken, and with my sword as sharp as ever, I await the day when I can serve my Queen again and ensure she takes her rightful place at the top of the rankings. Respectfully yours, v42below P.S. Would one of you bastiches kindly give me a run down of the last 24 hour please? [edited to say: Yes, I said kindly and please in the same sentence in the Cesspool, so sue me.] [ February 29, 2004, 03:08 AM: Message edited by: v42below ]

I'll suggest it to nPawn

For Peng's sake, he's ripe to be raped. Don't tell me I'm all alone!!!!

Teihus is defensless, common time for a dog pile!!

Tethias Veneteer - public enemy number one, Grouper - public enemy number two, common you dimwits - we must avenge our Queen.

Hey, everybody! Come and enjoy the fun - Grouper's getting trucked over yet again. Why not join in?

Any members wishing to help the MBT alliance in Fifedom - contact Percy Dovetonsils, aka Lars.

FIEFDOM - the battle has begun. Long live the MBT Alliance.

Go on....document another... </font>

Men are recruited by upgrading your population production (for cash), but mostly by clicking (or having others click) on your and your officers' "unique links". This is the aspect of the game that annoys me, whoever forms the biggest alliance of fast-clicking nerds, wins. They have "click alliances" where you spend all day clicking on everybody else's links, so that they'll click yours. Personally I enjoy having an army size of about 10 and arming them to the teeth. I save up my attack turns for a few weeks and then go on a rampage. I currently have 6 men, but have won battles against armies that were 50-60 strong. You can make 200-300k in less than 10 minutes. It's all in good fun, although there is at leastone documented case of a person committing suicide over the game! :eek: (couldn't help myself, go on bring on the flames...)

No and...no, wrong again. Pitiful attempt to change the meaning of the original post. Pitiful. Try again. Wrong again, it was 3rd. Age must be catching up with you for it wasn't that long ago. Or was it perhaps the pain of losing the final that caused localised amnesia? Check! I've saved the water for you. I'm sure it will come in handy during the drought. The choice of whether to drink it or use it to put out the forrest fires I leave to you.

With english like that you would do well in the MBT.

For those of you still dealing with withdrawal from Fifedom, you might want to check this out. It's got about 100,000 players and lacks the "family" feel of Fiefdom, however the general jist is the same, although it is bloody impossible to get ahead without forming an alliance out of 100 people or so. Still, helps kill the time until Fiefdom returns. http://www.kingsofchaos.com v42below

Ah yes, many a warrior has tried to loosen the unloosable battle, but all have failed. Thus it remains tight as ever. Perhaps some oil might do the trick?

How effing DARE YOU call my veracity into question!!!! I'm a published author, and besides, it was printed on the internet so it must be true! </font>

She may have been an American ship, but it sounds like the crew were Russian. Mind giving us the source for that info? v42below

:mad: Still looking for my left eyeball. It's not here, is it?

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25 what? </font>

*kicks back... feet up... beer in hand...* Let the show begin </font>

If it's any consolation, I understand you. Also, there is no need to yell, you should really do something about the spit spray.

Well geez, just post your cell number here then. I'm sure no one would abuse it... </font>

Especially a mask. </font>

M'lady, would you kindly send me an invitation to the MBT alliance, so that I may help the cause. Your humble servant, v42below