v42below

Not just any squire, idjit, I am Squire to the Queen! I was actually knighted by Her Majesty a long time ago, but gave the knighthood up voluntarily to stop the whining of the kannigets. You see, I was knighted without ever being a serf or a squire, which raised a few grey eyebrows (perhaps the Olde Ones were trying to open their eyes for a change, but failed yet again). Knighthood? Been there, done that. Looking at some of the more recently promoted knights, is seems like I'm in better company (yourself excluded of course being a squire). Oh, almost forgot...BOOT!!! Gotta keep these young-uns on their toes... v42

All rise! The Queen!!

May she rest in peace. My condolences, Leeo. v42

Was that meant to be a question, you illitirate pile of rust? The answer is - with ease. Hi Stuka how's it hanging? In the case that Stuka does not like being addressed by me directly, can someone who he does talk to please let him know that judging by his presence here he was obviously not standing close enough to the bucket? Next time he should make sure he does it in an extremely small room with all the doors and windows closed. Preferably he should place the bucket on top of a good sized pile of explosives prior to commencing fire. A webcast of the proceedings would also be much appreciated.

Judging by your presence here, you were obviously not standing close enough to the bucket. Next time make sure you do it in an extremely small room with all the doors and windows closed. Preferably place the bucket on top of a good sized pile of explosives prior to commencing fire. A webcast of the proceedings would also be much appreciated.

BOOOM! Ouch, that would have hurt. If he survived, I'm sure that the next fly by he does will be at a slightly higher altitude than the top of Seanachai's pointy hat.

Where is the Just-a-carrot when you need him. 37mm - please acquaint yourself with the concept of Coventry by taking the initiative of searching and reading up on the subject matter. It is a tool (come to think of it, not unlike yourself) that only functions well when used by all cesspoolers unanimously. Remember the first rule of one stuck in a pool of cess up to one's bottom lip - DON'T MAKE WAVES! stikky - I know, turn owing. The answer is still no. But I might acquiesce to completing one as a Chrismas present though.

Oi! Keep it down up there! People are trying to sleep!

My wardogs ate it while I was siegeing Sparta. My lap top is broken. I lost the CD. If I find the CD I'm not sure if I can be bothered downloading and intalling the patch again. Also I don't like you. Furthermore, we both know that once I start sending turns, I will be staring defeat in the face. This way I'm looking at it from a distance and can't really tell whether that's defeat, victory, a donkey or two Seanachai clones stacked on top of one another. No turn for you until BFC wins Fiefdom again.

Smart strategy. Everyone knows that when the Ohioaniteianese count anything more than once, the result is always different.

Trimandobljadskaja pizdoprojobina!!!!! (apologies to those who actually understand what I just said).

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Famine, that's right. I'm always forgetting which one of the Horsemen he is. I keep thinking maybe, Ennui or Halitosis... But if you say he's Famine, well... okay. (Are you sure he's not Annoying Itch In An Embarrasing Area? I mean, it'd be a natural for him.) </font>

Famine, that's right. I'm always forgetting which one of the Horsemen he is. I keep thinking maybe, Ennui or Halitosis... But if you say he's Famine, well... okay. (Are you sure he's not Annoying Itch In An Embarrasing Area? I mean, it'd be a natural for him.) </font>

So will you two be wearing your special birthday outfits? Papa </font>

So will you two be wearing your special birthday outfits? Papa </font>

Happy upcoming birthday! Mine's today and I can guarantee I'm younger than all of you twits. Then again, I'm not sure whether it'a good thing or a bad thing. On the one hand I could probably whack you all on the head and leave the room only to watch you all blame each other, start a fight and then forget wht you were fighting about. On the other, I look at you and shudder to think that I too will one day be this senile. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Happy upcoming birthday! Mine's today and I can guarantee I'm younger than all of you twits. Then again, I'm not sure whether it'a good thing or a bad thing. On the one hand I could probably whack you all on the head and leave the room only to watch you all blame each other, start a fight and then forget wht you were fighting about. On the other, I look at you and shudder to think that I too will one day be this senile. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I just read through this whole damn thread and I still don't have the answer to the questions asked in the beginning - will the work done for the Assie DoD be later incorporated into a patch for CMAK or not? I don't mind if the answer is "NO", I just want to know...

Well, fancy meeting you here... ok, ok. I'll see what I can do... *whistles and backs up slowly while maintaining eye contact* ... *sprints around the corner*

Well, fancy meeting you here... ok, ok. I'll see what I can do... *whistles and backs up slowly while maintaining eye contact* ... *sprints around the corner*

No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font>

No, you may not. In the time I have been watching this board, I have seen this ancient, undead thread continue to fester. Every now and then it explodes in a shower of puss, only to emerge as a new but still evil excresence from the mess of blood and flacid flesh that was its last incarnation. This thread makes entirely too much mess as it is without some upstart with a member number so absurdly high that it dwarfs even mine coming in and randomly vomiting everwhere. You are a fly among these clumps of dung. I hate you. I challenge you to a game on the eastern front. You will accept because you know that it is the only challenge you will get here. If you do not have the eastern front game, you will buy it. Your troops will perish horribly under my fell blows, but you will learn to enjoy it, because my wrath is the only attention of another human being you will find here. </font>

Seanachai hold fast, friend. I've never met you or your sister, but your sporadic posts about her have made me feel like I knew her, if only a little. My thoughts are with you and her, wherever she is.