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Jim Boggs

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  1. Yes indeed. But unlike yours, mine can be put on and taken off. </font>
  2. Well now, isn't that nice! A mask of shame for Seanachai. How......redundant! He's failed at finding a mortal enemy. He's failed at calling out the four horsemen And now, the most telling blow of all, he has lost the loyalty of his oaf. Surely that is an Emrys' quote that adorns Boo_Radley's sig line. I believe that Lurkur was most prophetic.
  3. ANGRY OUT LOUD!!! :mad: :mad: Feckin flu since Saturday. Weekend ruined. We put a man on the feckin moon and they can't cure my fecking flu!!!!! :mad: You all suck (royally in the case of Soddball)!!!! :mad: I have released some highly charged TNT tonight. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth on the other end. Snarker You big wuss!!! You got thirty fecking Matildas and you sit back chuckin AP rounds at my machine guns!! You are the de Leon of Ponces :mad: Dave H I'm coming for you now, You cannot hide for long. Show yourself and I will be merciful. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! :mad: Soddball You smelly British twat!!! If you change your feckin e-mail addie tell someone BEFORE you start whining like a fourteen year old Paris Hilton. By the way, I got your turn you Fury Maggot. :mad: In closing let me just add that during all the pain and puke and crap, I was reminded of each and every one of you. :mad:
  4. ANGRY OUT LOUD!!! :mad: :mad: Feckin flu since Saturday. Weekend ruined. We put a man on the feckin moon and they can't cure my fecking flu!!!!! :mad: You all suck (royally in the case of Soddball)!!!! :mad: I have released some highly charged TNT tonight. There will be much wailing and gnashing of teeth on the other end. Snarker You big wuss!!! You got thirty fecking Matildas and you sit back chuckin AP rounds at my machine guns!! You are the de Leon of Ponces :mad: Dave H I'm coming for you now, You cannot hide for long. Show yourself and I will be merciful. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! :mad: Soddball You smelly British twat!!! If you change your feckin e-mail addie tell someone BEFORE you start whining like a fourteen year old Paris Hilton. By the way, I got your turn you Fury Maggot. :mad: In closing let me just add that during all the pain and puke and crap, I was reminded of each and every one of you. :mad:
  5. Finally, after weeks of agonizing and fretting the treasured CMAK had arrived! Axe's hands trembled as he carried the carboard envelope into his house. Rushing to his computer Axe carefully opened the envelope and the shrink-wrapped bundle of joy dropped into his eager hands. Ever so gently he tore the wrapping and there it was: The Disk! It was actually in his hands, he would finally get to join the ranks of his friends in the World of CMAK. Time to turn on the computer and ENJOY!!!! A hundred miles away at an electrical substation near Toronto, two engineers sat hunched over the glowing monitors that provided real-time information on the power-grid. They were frantic. The grid was maxed, it would take another minute for additional power to be transferred from the Quebec Grid to provide the safety margin they needed and they knew if one more device was powered up, the entire region would be plunged into a blackout that would last at least a week, before power could be restored. They watched the seconds tick off: 42..43..44..45, only fifteen seconds to go. Axe happily reached for the power-on button of his computer and pushed...........
  6. Congratulations to Boo_Radley! MrSpkr doesn't trot out the full beavis on just anybody! GF must be getting slow.
  7. I hardly think that either Rommel's or your sexual preferences are relevant to the topic.
  8. Geez Axe We all know you're upset! But you didn't have to give your own Prime Minister the **BOOT** just because the Postal Service is a little slow! You media guys have way too much power!
  9. Don't worry, even if the stick actually went all the way through to your brain, I'm sure it couldn't possibly cause a drop-off in your wit.
  10. What it means is that there is a certain bloke who needs to get off his Aussie Arse and start the next Thread! This incursion of internationalism, demonstrated by two consecutive foreign language Titles must be brought under control. Even Aussie Speak would be preferable to the current trend we are seeing. I will now reply to these German taunts with a little phrase I picked up while drinking beers in Germany: Vo ist der toiletten
  11. Are you referring to the turn in which your prissy boy infantry get slathered with a TNT crossfire as they come off that ridge? :mad: :mad: Are you referring to the turn in which your cowardly attack from the rear is greeted by artillery and machine gun fire? :mad: :mad: Are you referring to the turn that contains the movie to watch all these wondrous things? Which I have been waiting for two days? :mad: :mad: No, I have not received it. :mad: :mad:
  12. Note to Self: Treat Oasis as CLEAR terrain for all LOS and firing purposes GGRRRRRRRRARAGARAGARAGARAARAAAH!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Reminder: Snarker is a posting hoor, who likes to show his tight leather pants to the boys on the street rather than send turns. :mad: :mad: End of Memo :mad: :mad:
  13. Infinitely Better When all feeling is gone And sadness descends You look for relief In the company of friends To share in your grief Without giving pity You're lucky indeed To have a friend like Kitty
  14. A word of warning to our Fair Queen. I would not mention The Royal Privy anyplace that Joe Shaw would overhear. You know how excitable he is.
  15. LMAO.. you make me sound like Mount Etna about to erupt!!! </font>
  16. I agree. Having watched my brave Italians and their tanks blow up one after the other, leaving the battlefield strewn with their burning hulks, I made the same comment: Feces, Feces everywhere.
  17. I haven't tried this in CMAK, but in CMBB you could generate larger maps by increasing the point totals. You can use a 10,000 point map, but agree beforehand to limit your purchases to 1,000 or 1,500 points or whatever. All it takes is a trustworthy opponent. P. S.- Let me know if you find one!
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