Jim Boggs

Axe What the hell are you thinking? :confused: I know you are despondent, but don't through away your dignity, your pride, your hon.............. Okay, never mind!

Geez Axe Seein's how you ain't playing CMAK, you could at least spend that wasted time: Keeping the Thread off of Page Two!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Dorosh is right, I do make a better straight man!

Well I hope I have not added to the problem by my poking fun at the Aussies. Please believe me when I say that all that I have posted in this Thread has been with tongue firmly planted in cheek! My unworthy opinion is that his intent was to play along with the way the Thread was developing. It is funny when you look at it: Customer: The sound is bad on this tape. Grr!!! Company Rep: Well maam, it was your friend who made it! Okay, maybe not the best humor. But humor can sometimes backfire as I have learned. You cannot go too far wrong in giving the benefit of the doubt.

Jim Boggs provides irrefutable proof to this statement. Kitty </font>

Translation from Ohioan/Aussie Speak: Step right up lads, the next round is on Boo_Radley!

In case you, the casual reader, are wondering: Yes, as has been documented: Aussies, Ohioans, There's really not a toss of a difference. I hope this exercise will give you, the casual reader, a better insight into the incredibly difficult task that our own Madmatt was faced with.

Thank you Boo. I have adjusted out the static background of your post so that your point could be easily ascertained.

This stuff is great!!!!! I'm thinking mini-series. :cool:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Oh...my.... wino must have scored that MD 20/20!

As one who has some experience in interpreting Aussie Speak, I felt obliged to translate this post for the casual reader of this Thread. </font>

Hey Axe! What's with the negative waves! Sheesh, always with the negative waves. Let's try something. Ahem: GARAGARAGARAGARAGARAGGG!!!!! :mad: Lissen up you puss filled, feces slurping, urinary infections, disquised as Canadian Postal Workers. :mad: Get your heads out your arses, quit trying to use both sides of the toilet paper, quit using Massingale for salad dressing, and GET CMAK TO AXE!!!!! :mad: :mad: The Brood is not happy. :mad: :mad:

After a thorough analysis, I have determined that the band Incubus is Worthy Stay tuned for further updates.

I don't suppose you sent that set-up at 3 IN THE MORNING like a certain wino was known to do. Did you? :mad: :mad: Maggot!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

I believe there is a serious error in this sentence. There should be a comma after yes.

Montreal got it today so it's apparent who your Guvment caters to. </font>

Thanks for the heads-up Snarker! This Threads gonna be a Classic. Hi Mom!!!

Ah yes, the good old days. 11C. FDC 81mm mortars. The old M16-Plotting Board. Elevation and Charge Tables. Deflection 2800, Elevation 1100. *Sniff* Now I guess everything is GPS, computer driven, techno-stuff. I'll say this, with a good FO, we could still put rounds on target pretty damn fast. But this was back in the early 1970's.

I blame bauhaus for the above series of posts.

I expect to expectorate on your expectations.

Well, not surprisingly, you have managed to screw that up as well. In fact all the Canadians from Alberta are in Florida right now. You can spot them by their license plates: Drive Slow or Die Many do.

Nice try MAGGOT!!! :mad: My copy was personally handled by the ever efficient Gail who ensured my copy arrived last Friday! By the way, I'm in the middle of Scouts Out and was wondering: What the HELL are those Italian tank thingies with the machine guns? :confused:

I would suspect in your case, this post would be an example of Over-Achieving

Just caught up to your new sig-line. May I say: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!*OUCH* (laughed til it hurt)

10,000 points minimum????? Geez, have some mercy on us poor old souls who don't have Big Blue for a computer.