Jim Boggs

What's an AARP? Isn't that the sound a baby snow seal makes when you hit it with a club? Kitty </font>

brayed the blasphemous bohunk. </font>

iterated the inane imbecile. </font>

Squealed the brown-noser. </font>

Speaking of which, I finally got my official AARP membership kit in the mail. *Sniff* Now I can fart in public and not have to say "excuse me"! Right Dave H?

Squealed the brown-noser. </font>

Kitty wins!!!!!!!

Would you like me to make out a list for you? Papa </font>

As warm as Hades? Could it have been Berli?

I read in the paper that Indiana and Ohio were looking to start a new University that would encompass both states. It would be called the Indiana Ohio University. It ran into trouble and the idea was abandoned because no bank would fund the IOU.

Thank you, you snot guzzling sack of scabs. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Kitty </font>

Why must you project your own quivering desires onto your betters? Knowledge, lad, and understanding, is more than simple empathy. It is a form of power. And power and knowledge result in a form of understanding that result in empathy. I understand you, Mr. Tittles. I forgive you your sins. Now, be a good chap and fetch me an ale, you useless sack of ****e. </font>

16 Tons :mad: Another day older and deeper in debt. :mad:

Whenever I chuck molten TNT at Snarker, he yells, "Thank You Sir, may I have another?!" He's so amenable that way. </font>

June 29th. And it better not be a Rambler station wagon with a push button transmission. :mad:

Okay, I've read the lies and distortions of my unworthy Maggoty opponents and decided the time has come to bring forth the whole truth and nothing but the truth. :mad: :mad: OnewhoSnarks :mad: :mad: We are on turn 34 of our 30 turn battle. The game may never end because the computer is unable to decide who to award Victory Flags to. On the one hand you have the drunken Italians (me) occupying all the buildings arround the flags, while adjacent are the bastiche British (Snarker) Tildes in various states of immobilization. They keep up a steady barrage of AP fire through the buildings, ventilating them quite nicely, while every so often one of my brave Italians will hurl at the nearest Tilde. BallofSodd :mad: :mad: In a Scenario chosen by a certain BRIT, that is nothing more than a wild melee of intermingled tanks and halftracks conducted in a blinding duststorm, I had the great misfortune to have four tanks show up as reinforcements in the middle of twenty enemy tanks!!!! What's the record for converging yellow lines on a target? Then right in the middle of the slaughter a feckin Brit squad comes charging up on one of my doomed tanks, crawls over it and runs another 10 meters before belly-flopping into the sand. WTF??? Actually the two fights seem tame in comparison to two weeks of family, parties, holidays, shopping, family, parties, shopping,.........

As one of the worst offenders, I would agree with this point. Beyond the game itself, there is much to be respected and admired about the whole concept that is BFC. Plus, I like the new Holiday Logo with the snow on top! Nice Touch.

Okay Jim, figuring these are smart-alec questions, I'll take a shot: 1. 1 3/7 2. 2 3. None 4. Same as short cows? 5. The side of her head? 6. February? 7. None 8. Produce 9. ? 10. ? </font>

Okay Jim, figuring these are smart-alec questions, I'll take a shot: 1. 1 3/7 2. 2 3. None 4. Same as short cows? 5. The side of her head? 6. February? 7. None 8. Produce 9. ? 10. ? </font>

Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding?

Okay Maggots I saw this and thought of you guys. Ten simple questions. I'll give the answers when you give up. 1) What is twice the half of 1 3/7? 2) If two peacocks lay two eggs in two days, how many eggs can one peacock lay in four days? 3) How many cubic feet of earth are there in a hole measuring 3 feet wide, 4 feet long, by 5 feet deep? 4) Do you know how long cows should be milked? 5) Where was Queen Cleopatra's temple. 6) In what month do Americans eat the least? 7) How many marbles can you put into an empty bag? 8) The greengrocer stands 6 feet tall, has a 46-inch chest, and wears size 12 shoes. What do you think he weighs? 9) If a duck came paddling down the Nile, where would it have come from? 10) How long will a seven-day grandfather clock run without winding?

Freudian tautological slip. </font>

Freudian tautological slip. </font>

I've been thinking about it and that is an really unbalanced PBEM and wouldn't be too much fun. I kind of picked it in a hurry. What say you send me another setup — maybe something from Crete? </font>

I've been thinking about it and that is an really unbalanced PBEM and wouldn't be too much fun. I kind of picked it in a hurry. What say you send me another setup — maybe something from Crete? </font>