Hortlund

unless its about chainsaws...poems about chainsaws is ok

THATS IT! What is wrong with you people? Are you all gay? NO MORE POETRY! It is banned, verboten, outlawed, unwanted, no-more, go away, geuu eveyy!

Since I didnt understand one word of this (well, I did understand "Shut", "python" and "all") first I thought it was some clever code "shoot all pythons"? but then I realized it might be in another language so I tried to run this through the internet translator, Bablefish or something... alas it didnt work, my computer blew up, and now I think I might have started a new internet virus.

zero if you cut its head off.

He weighs the same as a duck? --edited for Denise as usual... [ February 06, 2003, 09:15 AM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]

He did it again he did it again! The pond. Throw him into the pond.

Kill the heathen user of emoticons! Build a bridge out of him!

"My Hovercraft is full of eels"

That's not sweat you know. Must be something else..on my palms...hmmm, what could it be. Take this as a lesson that you should think twice before trying to hold someones hand again.

Being Swedish and all... What exactly does the word "Grue" mean? Is it some kind of nicer word for "retard"?

Watch and learn Nidan1. You should have posted something along these lines several months ago...oh the agony we would all have been spared. Edited as a tribute to Denise Richards [ February 04, 2003, 04:28 PM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]

*sigh* ours is not to reason why... and all that Ok you there...the Polish guy. Send me a setup. QB 700 points, conscript russian cavalry vs veteran German mechanized. Meeting engagement. 1941, nice weather, no treecover, no hills, no town...just a big nice steppe map. I'll be the Germans.

You reason the same way with girls too huh? Alas, it doesnt work that way. The girls will always hate you. Just like I do. Log out now and wait by your mailbox. Within a couple of months you should get an email from this adress: stopharrassingmeyoumorontakeahintandsodoff@forcryingoutlo.ud Now Hurry!

Nobody wants you here. Go away. Now, Shoo. You are not wanted. I dont even know you and already I hate you and everything you stand for. Sod off. Begone. I dont know how else to put it.

Why would I want to play against you? I mean seriously? I would rather roll naked over broken glass while a gigantic fat lady jumps on my nads. Go away, sod off, begone, shoo, away.

Look, maybe you should just go away? It is painfully obvious for everyone in here that you dont really have any business here. I have seen better challenges coming from 13yr old choire girls. Now SOD OFF or Crzztychiezwyx Mkwwxooyyzz or however you say that in polish.

Lars since I am but a lowly squire, starved for attention maybe you could see it in your most generous heart to allow me to take over this sad and pitiful "challenge"? It would give me great pleasure to bring you this polish clowns head on a spike ...all for the greater glory of The Dipsomaniac Dane's Ale House naturally. If this sad pole ever manages a decent taunt that is.

Shoo shoo go away you sad little man of suspect sexuality.

So did anyone notice that the rules were never posted at all in the previous thread...someone should pay for that. And I think it is pretty apparent that the fault lies squarely on the shoulders of Nidan1.

Enter emoticons Emoticons: (chorus) -We are the tools of the unskilled writers. When someone fails to express himself through the written language he resorts to us. You should not hate us, because we only exist because of your shortcomings. Enter Leutnant Hortlund and two German soldiers Lt Hortlund: -Obergrefreiter, take those disgusting "emoticons" out back and shoot them. Emoticons: -Oh noooo :eek: :eek: :eek: Soldier: -Jawohl! Exit soldiers and emoticons *sound of gunfire* Lt Hortlund turns and faces the audience -I know that some of you are scared. That some of you doubt your own ability to express yourselves through the written language. But we all feel like that from time to time. I have myself full confidence that if all do their duty,if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our bulletin board, to ride out the storm of emoticons, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of me and my merry men That is the will of this bulletin board and indeed the entire internet. The BFC Empire stand together as one linked in our cause and in our need, we will defend our bulletin board, each other like good comrades to the utmost of our strength. Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the emoticons and all the odious apparatus of their rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, We shall fight in the hills; We shall never surrender,

AaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want you as my wife!! ...now everyone will think I'm gay. [ February 03, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ]

"I tried to win over Lt Hortlund in a PBEM game, but all I got was this lousy line added to my sig."

muahahaha Soddball...you know what to do. (final score 62-38 to ME in case anyone was interested)

Yes, we suffer for his art. Mace </font>

I see you havent met my ex girlfriend.