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Hortlund
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Since I didnt understand one word of this (well, I did understand "Shut", "python" and "all") first I thought it was some clever code "shoot all pythons"? but then I realized it might be in another language so I tried to run this through the internet translator, Bablefish or something... alas it didnt work, my computer blew up, and now I think I might have started a new internet virus.
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To Battlefront: "Human Wave" - Racist!
Hortlund replied to Mikael Red's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
"My Hovercraft is full of eels" -
You reason the same way with girls too huh? Alas, it doesnt work that way. The girls will always hate you. Just like I do. Log out now and wait by your mailbox. Within a couple of months you should get an email from this adress: stopharrassingmeyoumorontakeahintandsodoff@forcryingoutlo.ud Now Hurry!
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Lars since I am but a lowly squire, starved for attention maybe you could see it in your most generous heart to allow me to take over this sad and pitiful "challenge"? It would give me great pleasure to bring you this polish clowns head on a spike ...all for the greater glory of The Dipsomaniac Dane's Ale House naturally. If this sad pole ever manages a decent taunt that is.
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Enter emoticons Emoticons: (chorus) -We are the tools of the unskilled writers. When someone fails to express himself through the written language he resorts to us. You should not hate us, because we only exist because of your shortcomings. Enter Leutnant Hortlund and two German soldiers Lt Hortlund: -Obergrefreiter, take those disgusting "emoticons" out back and shoot them. Emoticons: -Oh noooo :eek: :eek: :eek: Soldier: -Jawohl! Exit soldiers and emoticons *sound of gunfire* Lt Hortlund turns and faces the audience -I know that some of you are scared. That some of you doubt your own ability to express yourselves through the written language. But we all feel like that from time to time. I have myself full confidence that if all do their duty,if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our bulletin board, to ride out the storm of emoticons, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years if necessary alone. At any rate, that is what we are going to try to do. That is the resolve of me and my merry men That is the will of this bulletin board and indeed the entire internet. The BFC Empire stand together as one linked in our cause and in our need, we will defend our bulletin board, each other like good comrades to the utmost of our strength. Even though large tracts of Europe and many old and famous States have fallen or may fall into the grip of the emoticons and all the odious apparatus of their rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, We shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, We shall fight in the hills; We shall never surrender,
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AleMaster's Waffle of Cheery Threats
Hortlund replied to Snarker's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
AaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want you as my wife!! ...now everyone will think I'm gay. [ February 03, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] -
AleMaster's Waffle of Cheery Threats
Hortlund replied to Snarker's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
"I tried to win over Lt Hortlund in a PBEM game, but all I got was this lousy line added to my sig." -
AleMaster's Waffle of Cheery Threats
Hortlund replied to Snarker's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
muahahaha Soddball...you know what to do. (final score 62-38 to ME in case anyone was interested) -
AleMaster's Waffle of Cheery Threats
Hortlund replied to Snarker's topic in Combat Mission: Barbarossa to Berlin
I see you havent met my ex girlfriend.