Nidan1

Its really poetic, so to speak..how different peoples use the same language. So I have a question...how would Aussies define the term "Golden Shower", would it be something involving alcohol? If I said to Speedy ,"piss on you, mate!" would that be considered a compliment or an insult? Would my bladder burst, if I exclaimed, "I've got to take a wicked piss!!!" among a group of Aussies, would they offer me another drink or show mw to the bathroom??? OI OI!!!, inquiring minds want to know.

Semper Fi! Do or Die...kill kill kill!!! Seanachai go to bed, a whole new year is beginning, you dont need to cram it in to one night.

What do they mean by "self discriminating"?

I'm going to drop you faster than the ball falls in Times Square at midnight...the NY Giants are playing the Raiders at 8pm local time. That's how long you've got left to entertain me.

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Ha....believe what you want, but I know that US Marines were in Australia...and captured by aliens who brought them BACKWARDS IN TIME to the 1870's, where the ever resourceful Marines reverse engineered the alien beer brewing system. Then they brought the beer BACK TO 1942!, captured Guadalcanal and Betio and then went back to Australia and released the beer on the unsuspecting Aussies, who then worshipped the Marines as gods, because their own men were off fighting in North Africa.

Thats it....always quick to blame the Americans for everything. If it wasn't for us you guys wouldn't know what beer is. I have it on good authority that US Marines stationed in Australia during WWII, not only introduced beer to the continent, but started the Australian Baby Boomer Generation 5 years before the first baby boomer was born in the U.S.

Is it New Year already in that Godforsaken giant penal colony that you live in?? If so, then Happy New Year to you as well!!!!

Hey is that Robert Redford in that boat?

Is this part of a 12 step program?

Lord, what fools these mortals be.... Human nature has not changed much over the millenia.

Yep. It's the "Going to be 37C tomorrow" fetish. </font>

Now, now Stuka me lad...just relax...calm down....and take your meds like a good boy. There, isn't that much better??? Your posts are reading more and more like a bad dream of Lewis Carrolls's. Careful, lad....don't peek behind that curtain.

So it's now three hours later.... Where are the damned screen shots? Did you pass out in your urine soaked bedclothes as you are wont to do on most evenings in that Marsupial paradise you call home? [ December 28, 2005, 03:45 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

The gates of Lancashire would stay closed for you. Stick to New Yoik. If I want my phone repairing i'll let you know (Or any other pointless tasks.) Even Radley's Bored of you </font>

Please get it right Joe , I don't want to be dealing with this.....er thing....it's more up rleete's alley than mine.

Nidan1, What is the difference between a dead dog on a road and a dead Telecommunicateroner on a road? Answer- The dog has swerve marks in front of it where the car tried to avoid it. While the telecomunicaterest has swerve marks towards him and reverse marks behind him. What does a telecommuincaterer contribute to society anyway? Or Fecking New Yoik? </font>

Horrible rules, but then again they were created by a horrible person. I guess you didn't get what you wanted for Christmas. My New Year wish for you is that Joe Shaw comes to visit and stays until August.

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You numba ****n' TEN!!!!

I guess after that...we should close up shop, don't think anyone else could top that drivel. Oh yes... while you are in such a melancholy and soft mood Seanachai maybe you could send me a turn. Or has the Great Northern Winter turned your brain to ice along with all the other mush in that horrible State. BTW..over the Christmas Weekend, I got some horrible dye on my fingers from trying to repair a lawn ornament. Nothing will take it off, not gasolene, not paint thinner, nor the old faithful nail polish remover which usually removes any stain known to man. Any suggestions??

Wow...this one really took off in a strange and totally far out direction. That will teach me for trying to bring levity "through the looking glass"

I'm sorry man, but I don't know what you are talking about...let's give it a rest, and enjoy the Christmas Holiday. Good night and Merry Christmas.

Can I be blamed if you so willingly lined up? Humbug!!! I won't let you spoil my happy Christmas mood. Keep your head down Scout, Merry Christmas.