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Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures
SturmSebber replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Just as most great artists and geniuses , i need to fight for my recognition, don't I ? I mean, you can all see my splendor, yet you keep measuring me by your inadequate standards and dogma. I really see no other way for you all than to just acknowledge how miraculous i am, and how inept you all are when it comes to acknowledging this fact. I mean, come on, or you can continue on this dirtroad to nowhere and hold me from my rightfull place amongst the stars, or you can see the light and honour me as a God. I mean, eternal damnation or worshipping me, how hard can the choice be? I say , lay down your clothes of shame and bathe naked in the light of the true knowledge ! Come on Boo even you, with your sturdy chest,iron back and protruding chin must admit that i've touched you in a special way. -
Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures
SturmSebber replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Don't you have some raw fish to eat with two wooden sticks or somefink? -
Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures
SturmSebber replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Argh! A translation to those who don't speak that fine language of mine. Sigh, pearls to the swines (and some pretty dirty ugly swines too) but still here you go : Guido Gezelle - The Night And The Rose I have many an hour with you worn out and enjoyed and never has an hour with you bored me for a moment. I have many a flower for you read and given, and, like a bee, with you, with you, drank honey from it; but never an hour as sweet with you, as long as it could last, but never an hour as sad for you, when I had to leave you, as the hour when I close to you, that night, sitting down, heard you talking and said to you that which our souls know. Never a flower as beautiful from you sought, picked, read, like that night that shimmered on you, and I could call my own. And just as well, as well for me as you, -who will cure this evil?- an hour with me, an hour with you, wasn't allowed to be an hour for long; And just as well for me, and just as well for you, so endearing and exalted, the rose, even if it was a rose from you, wasn't allowed to be a rose for long, yet long preserved, this I say to you, even if I'd lose it all, my heart three treasured images: you, the night and the rose. Guido Gezelle was perhaps the most important Flemish poet of the nineteenth century. He was priest, schoolteacher, poet and linguist, and translator of Longfellow's Song of Hiawatha into Dutch (1886). Born in Brugge in 1830, trained for the priesthood at Roeseleare. His poetry is expresses his deep love of God in nature and the deep feelings of the Flemish people. His poetry was originally written in the West-Flemish dialect, but is mainly read nowadays in standard Dutch, though Gazelle disliked the Dutch as much as the French. Sound, rhythm, onomatopoeia and alliteration are just some of the verse techniques that characterize his work. He wrote this poem in honour of a boy he taught. And i think it is beautifull, if not very moving and emotional. Actually, i think i would be a damn smashing poem... i mean with my witty tongue, sexy rhythm and dubious alliterations! Anyway, i think you all suck and need to make me something special and honourable. How about überknight of the Pool orsomefink? -
Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures
SturmSebber replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Dien avond en die rooze 'k Heb menig menig uur bij u gesleten en genoten, en nooit en heeft een uur met u me een enklen stond verdroten. 'k Heb menig menig blom voor u gelezen en geschonken, en, lijk een bie, met u, met u, er honing uit gedronken; maar nooit een uur zoo lief met u, zoo lang zij duren koste, maar nooit een uur zoo droef om u, wanneer ik scheiden moste, als de uur wanneer ik dicht bij u, dien avond, neêrgezeten, u spreken hoorde en sprak tot u wat onze zielen weten. Noch nooit een blom zoo schoon, van u gezocht, geplukt, gelezen, als die dien avond blonk op u, en mocht de mijne wezen! Ofschoon, zoo wel voor mij als u, - wie zal dit kwaad genezen? - een uur bij mij, een uur bij u niet lang een uur mag wezen; ofschoon voor mij, ofschoon voor u, zoo lief en uitgelezen, die rooze, al was 't een roos van u, niet lang een roos mocht wezen, toch lang bewaart, dit zeg ik u, 't en ware ik 't al verloze mijn hert drie dierbre beelden: u, dien avond - en - die rooze! ~Guido Gezelle AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THE MATTER! -
Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures
SturmSebber replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
We call them Brussel Waffels -
Seanachai Challenges Peng Thread Procedures
SturmSebber replied to Joe Shaw's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Man, The Pool has gotten so LAME that it's more likely to be named the Pond . What you all need is a mudbath and Let's face it my obvious superior and enlighted guiding. I suggest, nay, demand to be made GOD of the Pool. And mind you, i'm not one of those silly white-bearded God's who sits on a cloud and listens to "the lollipop's" all day long. No, i'd be like the über-sodomite, that little green something between your teeth that ruins your first date, I'd be that last chapter of nietzsche's book you'd never got around to, or that telemarketing guy who calls at 12 pm. The flea on your dog, the snake in paradise, the blooper door in Startrek, that unfunny sketch from Monty Python,... I'd be BLISS. Imagine, me talking about myself for years to come, if that doesn't sour things up around here, what will? Oh, i can feel it now, that spark of the divine... So there you have it, who can argue with THAT! I didn't think so! Now, BEND OVER . -
Haaa, the Peng pool thingy. HA i laugh at your akward humour and silly knighthood! Your jokes about cheese and penetration, and most of all Seanachai ! Yes, i hate him the most, and maybe Stinkypixel but he might not be worthy of my boiling hate. Anyway, lock up your sons (never mind your daughters), and go hide yourselves in the nearest closet, for I am back!
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What about "borg spotting" ?
SturmSebber replied to SturmSebber's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
But do the Syrians have the same? -
Though the setting of this first edition may not interest me much, i AM interrested in how BFC handled certain "flaws" in cmbo/bb/... I am most intrigued by the "borg spotting". How did they "solve" it?
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So, who's disappointed?
SturmSebber replied to Michael Dorosh's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
In short: *I don't like the "us-only" option. What i liked about CM was the ability to play all nations. *Fictional is less interesting than real history.Why not use any of the Israeli wars as a subject? Why a fictional scenario? *I'm already fed up by seeing death Iraqi's and attacking arab terrorists every day on the news. *I don't have a keen interest in the Arab states, and the last CM already covered a desert war. (yaaawn) * I'm NOT going to buy it, or upgrade my video card for this game. -
Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge?
SturmSebber replied to Lars's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Are these people somekind of Muslim tribe too? And if so, is this supposed to be a lesbian threesome? -
Can A German Find Happiness Without the Peng Challenge?
SturmSebber replied to Lars's topic in Combat Mission Shock Force 1
Recognition at last! -
Worse units in any CM game?
SturmSebber replied to michael_wittman44's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
rocket spotters , too expensive, too inaccurate -
We all have peng challenges, this is mine
SturmSebber replied to stikkypixie's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
Actually, we are all zombies. -
woot woot! Congrats!
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You've the tactical acumen of Noba, the wit of Nidan1 & the 'pair' of v4.2blow ... in short you've not got what it takes to be a Knight of the Cesspool… but then again neither does anyone else around here. I'll take you on as serf however because you do return turns quickly Old foul Joe fill out the forms for me there’s a good chap? </font>
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Glenfiddich is a decent bottle of whisky ! Both for drinking or gargling when you have a sour throat Anyway, i deserve to be recognised around here! First Emma made me a knight, then some sinister figure took my title away, and now i'm all lonely and sad. So someone fix it or somefink! Or to put it in good old Abbot's way : I craaaveee attention!
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Peng quits the weed, and challenges everyone.
SturmSebber replied to Nidan1's topic in Combat Mission: Afrika Korps
Daddy, daddy ! What's a transvestite? - An intelligent woman.