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SturmSebber

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  1. I, for one, would not mind meeting this owner though. Now, as i see it, Wafflers compare to the Gods Of the Cesspool like Neanderthals to homo sapiens, they are more rugged, less intelligent, shorter and big nosed. Obviously this can never result in a friendship of equals. However, with my superior insights (a common thing amongst knights of the Grand Pool ), i CAN see a way how the Weebels, euhrm, Waffels and the Glorious Followers of Peng will be able to live together. The solution is simple, from henceforth all Wafflers should be called "slaves to the followers of Peng" or in short "the cheap bitches", they will be used for easy target practice in CMBO,CMBB, CMAK,... they will randomly flatter their superior lords ,the Knights of the Cesspool, and in general degrade themselves for the enjoyment of the heroic Knights, without soiling themselves so much as they usually do when speaking to a überKnight. Now, where do i go to choose my own Waffle-slave/boy/toy ? Knight of the Pool, Sturmy [ March 06, 2004, 06:34 AM: Message edited by: SturmSebber ]
  2. Get with the times and say it in French. </font>
  3. I don't get it..could you explain by means of practical example?
  4. I probably posted it before..but it just cracks me up HAHA
  5. Perhaps he'll work better with my sword held directly above his neck? </font>
  6. Don't think it would work. He's not wizened enough for a Gnome. More like a Keebler Elf. </font>
  7. Cool! I like David Niven a LOT. Thanks! PS.: Uho, someone has been going through my old online pictures ...
  8. It was the mere thought of our fair and beloved Queen Emma that affected me more than any drug could and made my pupils dilate ...
  9. Nidanny, i got one..well i got ripped of ... SONY CYBERSHOT DSC-U50 silver It is supposed to be good and have anti- red eye, but it turned out to be crap ... kinda like my life.
  10. Haa, thank you, i couldn't remember the damn name anymore. PS.: I can't edit that pic on this pc. Maybe later...besides, i kinda like the idea of my bloated head in the Peng thread ... [ March 04, 2004, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: SturmSebber ]
  11. See how i cunningly avoided this by wearing a scarf. Ain't i witty? Ain't i, ain't i ???
  12. OH, and i blame CMBB, CMBO and this forum for it! Goddamn pc-things keeping me sitting on my chair all day !! [ March 04, 2004, 10:31 AM: Message edited by: SturmSebber ]
  13. thanks fair queen, but i HAVE gotten FAT In real-life i mean ... link to horrid picture: http://users.pandora.be/sebby/diverse/DSC00171.JPG I'm the fat one next to the couch filled with geeky lawyer-friends. WHY OH WHYYYYYYYYY *ok emo-moment is over* [ March 04, 2004, 11:01 AM: Message edited by: SturmSebber ]
  14. I would have thought this: was more like it. </font>
  15. I need to work out, i look more fat than ususal.
  16. you mean..there is another way to play CM ??? Gawd!
  17. WOOOOOOTTTTTT I'm a Knight, a knightknightknightknightknight.... Take that all you teachers who said i'd amount to nothing but an internet-surfing fool! Look, look, it's me in my new armour ! (notice the hordes of sexy boys at my feet )* *artists impression, may or may not be correct.
  18. Make room for the "NEW" , you decaying relics of the "OLD", the stench of your sweat even travels through the Net...sweating with FeAr, fEaR of change, fearful of a new generation of Knights unbound by forgotten traditions, fear of the enormous amount of charisma we carry and the blinding light of selfconfidence and arrogance that lights our path. -Not to mention how stunningly SeXxXy i look in full armour- Make way for the triumphant new generation, make way for the honourable Battlefront forummembers who now, in front of their radiant Queen claim their rightful place amongst the highest and lowest regions of the POOL Thus spoke SturmSebber, thus shall be done. [ March 02, 2004, 10:36 AM: Message edited by: SturmSebber ]
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