Patchy

Joe, get a Mac! Persephone

Nothing really matters, Any Gnome can see, Nothing really matters, to fleas.... (...except maybe a scruffy grey Donkey standing alone in the damp and muddy paddock...)

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The Ladies have taken over the MBT! Muahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhaha! Persephone

Why are you on a stick? Yeknod </font>

I'm drinking a hot chocolate. That is nice and warm. Mmmmmmm! Persephone

Now for a jolly Christmas singsong for Yeknod... DOMINICK THE DONKEY (THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY) (Allen / Merrell / Saltzberg) Lou Monte - 1967 Hey! Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) It's Dominick the donkey. Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) The Italian Christmas donkey. (la la la-la la-la la la la la) (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da) Santa's got a little friend, His name is Dominick. The cutest little donkey, You never see him kick. When Santa visits his paisons, With Dominick he'll be. Because the reindeer cannot, Climb the hills of Italy. Hey! Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) It's Dominick the donkey. Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) The Italian Christmas donkey. (la la la-la la-la la la la la) (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da) Jingle bells around his feet, And presents on the sled. Hey! Look at the mayor's derby, On top of Dominick's head. A pair of shoes for Louie, And a dress for Josephine. The labels on the inside says, They're made in Brooklyn. Hey! Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) It's Dominick the donkey. Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) The Italian Christmas donkey. (la la la-la la-la la la la la) (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da) Children sing, and clap their hands, And Dominick starts to dance. They talk Italian to him, And he even understands. Cumpare sing, Cumpare su, And dance 'sta tarantel. When jusamagora comes to town, And brings du ciuccianello. Hey! Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) It's Dominick the donkey. Chingedy ching, (hee-haw, hee-haw) The Italian Christmas donkey. (la la la-la la-la la la la la) (la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da) Hey! Dominick! Buon Natale! (hee-haw, hee-haw) (hee-haw, hee-haw) (hee-haw, hee-haw) (hee-haw, hee-haw) (hee-haw, hee-haw) (hee-haw, hee-haw) Persephone

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I didn't know the Scots had trouble with the fffff sound. </font>

I felt that we needed a portrait of our Queen to hang above the Cesspool fireplace....So I took it upon myself to commission the official painter of the MBT, Lurkur to paint Queen Emma's portrait. Well done, Lurkur! Persephone

I think Boo is afraid to post now....he's been very quiet today.... Persephone

Michael Emrys' worst nightmare...

Little Leeo...the original cabbage patch kid.

Leeo rescues the Queen Emma! Persephone

Dalem preparing for his versifications and persiflages...

Well, I have looked in the obvious place that one would look for our missing Queen Emma..... No, not in the lingerie, Joe! The tabloid newspapers of course! Duh! It seems that our Queen Emma has run away with Nick Cage! I'm not sure how we can lure her back to the Cesspool.....with wine maybe? No, I think Nick Cage will have to be captured and brought back to the Cesspool....Emma will surely follow... No, you can't hide behind a blonde wig Emma! The Guinness shirt really gives you away in this one Emma! Well.....aren't they a cute couple? Persephone [ November 18, 2003, 08:12 AM: Message edited by: Persephone ]

*snigger* Persephone

Maybe this will help you to feel better Yekky.... *Places a big bucket filled to the top with rhubarb and an inflatable Gnome in the paddock.* Persephone

Hmmm bad hair day.......But I love the gown you chose for me Lady Persephone . I need to look my best for the Coronation and now that I have a different hairstyle I don't think that particular crown will look right... New Pic on the way Persephone .... </font>

Congrats, and good luck to her, Noba! Here's to a bouncing baby human! </font>

Wasn't that Elton John? </font>

S...A...TUR...DAY....NIGHT!

The Gnome's dream...