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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: For you nothing, but for that fountain of genius JasonC... What!? Flamethrowers being used on the attack!? This must be a staged screenshot!<hr></blockquote> GO BERLI GO! Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: Ah, how I would have loved to post more this evening, but was taken away by duties more flavourful. I was, in fact, quite caught up in the business of making Lamb Stew. And not just any lamb stew, that even a lot of sordid fast-food excresences like yourselves might, with the help of all the culinary gods, pull together. No, this is Seanachai's Lamb Stew, famed in song and story. This stew could make Peng smile, Berli show mercy, and Shaw post briefly. It could add 5 years to the life expectancy of Iskander's liver. It would cause Lawyer to murmur 'nolle prosequi'. One bowl would make Hiram, Sir Eeyore himself, dance, laugh, and become quite jolly. One helping of this stew would make Bauhaus refuse to rise from the table, until he'd been given another serving, no matter what the provocation of suggestive postings. A single ladleful of this stew would cause Moriarity, Stuka, and Mark IV to stand cheek to jowl, and sing "We are Poor Little Lambs, that Have Lost Our Way", with soulful looks. Goanna, after tasting, would declare it 'a bit of alright', and curse the years he'd spent eating insects and smaller reptiles. After a good meal of this stew, with a crusty bread accompaniment and a decent red wine, Simon Fox would be heard to actually laugh in a pleasant and carefree manner. Finally, eating this stew would bring about a life change in Mace, who would stand forth weeping, declaring 'How deeply I regret the years I wasted in carnal knowledge of these beautiful animals, when they could have been more gainfully employed in making this Ambrosia.' Okay, some of the above may be a bit of an exaggeration, but it's truly a damn good stew.<hr></blockquote> Seanachai, could I have a copy of your recipe? Berli has some Peng bread starter in the refrigerator and I was just thinking that Seanachai's Lamb Stew and Peng's Bread would go very well together. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yeknodathon: ...SOD OFF Yeknod <hr></blockquote> Yekwow! You actually sounded like you might just have a pair...I thought I had already taken care of that...now where did I put my sword... Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Amateur comedy Hiram Style: A Nauty Adventure She was dressed in nothing at all. The lights were dimmed and I heard the soft, romantic music. I sidled up to her and looked longingly in her direction. My breathing became rapid and my body shook with anticipation. She sat there tantilizing me. I was a bad boy and she knew it. I inhaled her scent and it touched my spirit. I finnally found my nirvana. With trembling fingers I opened her top. I tried not to tear anything. I looked inside and found the joy that had eluded me for years. She was well endowed with cheesy goodness. I decided to be fresh, and nevermind the consequences. I reached in for the morsel of magical goodness. The cheeto touched my lips with... and again: I could hear the thumping of my heart. I wanted to be decadent and daring this night. If I could only stop salivating so much, then I wouldn't be so embarrased. I made sure my hands were clean and that I wasn't wearing white. She called to me. I know that I heard her call. She was in the kitchen waiting for me. It was time for a funky good luv fest, Cheeto Style. I heard a muffled, yet sultry voice call my name. I quickly put down the kitty and the Nude Teen Dwarves magazine. I ran as quickly as I could to the kitchen. I heard my name again, still muffled but a bit louder. I opened the door to her home. I don't need to knock because we already know each other and I'm always welcome. She sat there on the second shelf below the milk. She tantalized me with her orange bag. She was wearing her Chester Cheetah t-shirt again. I carefully cradled her bag and swept her away. In a booming baritone voice, I sang. Oh, Sweet Mystery of Cheetos, at last I found you!! I scampered back to the living room and stopped kitty from mounting the lamp. I sat in my favorite easy chair and sat my love interest in my lap. We were eye to cheese and words were unncessary. With trembling fingers I opened the portal to passion. The first tentative touch was to her top. Its all amateurish and original. Opinions?<hr></blockquote> Hiram It was funny and original, unlike the writing of another Cesspool member who I will not name [cough]Bauhaus[/cough]. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to the store to buy some Cheesy Poofs. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: Patch, we returned your Justicar unharmed, more or less. Actually, less of Joe would be more. Where is our custom-designed logo? We're reduced to using one by Mace. Don't make me have to mention the name again.<hr></blockquote> Lawyer, your custom-designed logo is in the mail. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by chrisl: I suffered a vampire bite as an undergrad and no longer appear in photos. It only got me once before it was staked, so I can go outside in the daytime, and eat garlic and such. Just the photos and mirrors don't work.<hr></blockquote> Wussl, do you really think I'd believe a story like that? And if it is true...I thought it was insects that you eat. I am now demanding a photo taken before your unfortunate encounter with a vampire. Don't tell me that none exist, Wussl, I'm not going to believe you. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by chrisl: Status update on the Gate-slut who shall remain such until further notice The Petty demon soon to be known as Peter and I have traded first shots in the battle for Peng's name. The Über-lizard has put us in a death-match for the name of Peng. Berli has been given what is probably a battalion of high ground- pressure US armor on a very forested map in the rain, with wet ground. I have nothing but sharpshooters and assault boats. One of the VLs is accessible only by fording a stream, and Berli's Fords aren't likely to be able to do it. In our first exchange of fire, he's exposed some big TD that is trying to swing its turret fast enough to pick off a Panzerschreck team. The TD must be a Wolverine then, since a Hellcat has a fast enough turret to track a hummingbird at 15 feet. The schreck team is responding with harsh words and dirt kicked at the TD by the heels of their hob-nailed boots. I've also sent my troop purchases in the Battle for the Gnome's Hat off to Goanna. We should be exchanging files shortly, followed by me winning his cute little magic hat. <hr></blockquote> Go Berli Go! Go Übergnome Go! Chrisl, I am challenging you to send me your photo. I get to do whatever I wish with it and all you get to do in exchange is to be humiliated. I consider this a fair challenge. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Gates-slut Show 'im no mercy... ha! I'll gain a default victory in the paddock (the 'ol CIA method of denying any setup being sent should do); the twin shock of losing to two SSNs will rock the MBT to its core and go down in the annals of Pengdom as a searing blow... barbarians are nearing the gate and while the guard are twitching around flying Ruskie crates... ha! Gates-slut, grasp the future! Yeknod (aka Atilla the Glum)<hr></blockquote> YuckleBerryBrains, You are fecking idjit! Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Brylcreamem I have been watching from afar and noted, your cuddly demeanour. Now, I'm not normally taken with the cute, beady, shuffling sort but there's something of the malevolent Guinnea Pig... cuddly, granted, but a definite steely glint in the eyes that stares and stares... and juxtaposed with the quivering snout I am almost moved to offer a fond pat with one hand... <hr></blockquote> Actually, Berli doesn't quite resemble a Guinea Pig...it's more of a Gopher peeking out of his hole in the ground and dancing to the music of (forgive me Seanachai) Kenny Loggins. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: ...I have a feeling that Croda would make an ugly child...........PATCH, can you help me on that one?<hr></blockquote> I give you Beaver Croda. OK, he's not really ugly but he does look like a dork. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gates-slut: XP blows chunks<hr></blockquote> What do you mean XP doesn't work? You look shocked that it doesn't work. Persephone [ 01-19-2002: Message edited by: Persephone ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Peng, I hate to be the one to tell you, but Goanna hates you.<hr></blockquote> Looks like Berli is going to need lots of motivation for this battle. Persephone picks up heavy cast iron frying pan husband motivator. GO BERLI GO! And don't return without the name of Peng. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: Though I have a feeling that Croda would make an ugly child...........PATCH, can you help me on that one?<hr></blockquote> I would love to help you on that one. Do we have a picture of Croda? I quickly skimmed the Cessphoto pages and I didn't find his photo. If we don't have one...I expect you to email me your photo Croda. Don't worry, it's quite painless. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by bauhaus: The wheel's on the bus go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, the wheels on the bus... <hr></blockquote> Yep, Bauhaus has really lost it. (Don't worry Bauhaus, I wasn't referring to your thingy!) Persephone

You are all a bunch of festering fecking Pillocks! There...that did feel kind of good. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: Most recently, I've been involved in intense negotiations to return the Justicar to his rightful place here at MBT, in return for a small remuneration from a Lady of Talent. So don't flaunt your old ways around here. What have you done for the Cesspool lately? Nada. Nothing. Zilch. You ain't the only Law in town anymore. And you certainly aren't the best. And MrSpkr will always be our Paralegal, although I wish he looked better in short skirts. Perhaps OGSF can give him some style advice. So look back over the posts during your absence, and you will see the Cesspool has been very well served by Lawyer, the Real and True Embodiment of Justice. Your pal, Jake<hr></blockquote> Lawyer, what has happened to our agreement? While you have been busy flaunting yourself to jd you have forgotten to represent your only client Poor Joe and have left him to fend for himself in this wretched place. I am proceeding with my part of the contract and you are to fulfill your part. Remember you signed it, and there were witnesses and it has been notarized! You're not going to try to back out of it now are you? Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw the Justicar of the MBT: Fair Patch I have returned...<hr></blockquote> Welcome back Joe! I see you made a successful landing. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lars: OGSF, we all know the reasons Scots wear kilts. As a Scotsman can’t hold his liquor long enough for it to do him any good, he needs quick access to his wee little unit so he can pee against the walls of Edinburgh. Scots also enjoy a fresh breeze blowing up their bum as they have yet to install a toilet paper dispenser on said walls of Edinburgh. Yet I give them credit for the cunning dodge of making the amusing peccadillo of cross-dressing a national “tradition” and thereby acceptable in public. <hr></blockquote> I present to you, the cross-dresser of the Cesspool and his wee spaniel. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: Now, Patch, I have laid out the terms on the IL-2 thread for the return of Joe as Justicar to the MBT. We need a good logo for our planes. You need Joe because you have now all realized that you can't just get anybody to be your gas bag. Joe wants, nay, he NEEDS to return to you here at MBT Central. But a deal is a deal. If you fail to comply with our demands, we will happily shoot him in the IL-2 forum. Stalin did it all the time, and HE won the war. So Joe Blow is our hostage. Produce or he dies! Think about it.... No more Justicar.... Ever.... <hr></blockquote> Lawyer, how could you hold our Justicar hostage...have you no mercy. (The Lawyer™ showing mercy? What was I thinking?) I have agreed to design your Air Cess logo...now you can free Poor Joe so he can resume his duties as Justicar of the MBT. Be careful when you're flying around up there Lawyer...I might just shoot you down with my FlaK Gun for the fun of it! Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Non Gamey Update: 3.75 lb Annabella Ramesar entered into this world today thanks to induced labor. The baby and the mother are doing fine. The mother is a bit grumpy due to a C-Section. Thanks for the support, folks.<hr></blockquote> Uncle Hiram, that is wonderful news! Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Goanna: Although you are to be admired in your spirit, this is precisely what I am worried about, Bard, given my experience with your prowess (for lack of a better word) on the battlefield. No matter though. If either of you two Olde Gits aren't up to the job, you will be eliminated, I will be seniour member of the pool, take the tile of All Being - Master of Time Space and Dimension and send in one of the diggers to get the name back. We all know that chrisl is the sheer essence of wussydom when he doesn't have his 14" arty anyway. See, it pays to have a megalomaniac plan if you want to get into these things in a serious way.<hr></blockquote> Goanna, I, Persephone (your humble squire), assure you that Berli and Seanachai will be victorious against Chrisl the wuss. Berli has been in rigorous training and on a special diet of hi-protein drinks (mostly consisting of Scotch) in preparation for the battle. Chrisl will be defeated and will be the Pillock of the Cesspool. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by YK2: The Magnificent Men in their flying machine..... I was half expecting to see Joe's feet dangling through the bottom of that plane as I waited for the picture to load. Patch at times you are almost as Evil as Berli which reminds me..... GO BERLI GO............ <hr></blockquote> Actually now it's GO SEANACHAI AND BERLI GO! I have an idea...if Seanachai and Berli both beat Chrisl...the three Olde Ones get to choose a new name for the pillock. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Slapdragon: Wor, not only do we have news, but a commentary on the news. I am feeling very content that the cesspool, in its ultimate filth, is evolving to something even more putrid that before. The Cesspool New Network. <hr></blockquote> And now for the latest Cesspool News Network update: Joe Shaw, who is on a short sabbatical from his Justicar duties and The Lawyer™, have been seen flying above the Cesspool in what appears to be an aircraft of some sorts. Gawd help us! Persephone [ 01-15-2002: Message edited by: Persephone ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by chrisl: Yeah, yeah. Fine. At least Berli wasn't so verbose about it. And if you lose? I can't be offering up Peng's name in exchange for nothing to every Dmitri that comes knocking at the castle walls. Berli is going to have to change his name to Peter if he loses (he hasn't agreed to it yet, but he will). From you I want something different. Something unique. I want the gnome hat. With it you become some logorheaic pest who yammers on about things in a faux english accent. Without it you're just another silly lawn ornament.<hr></blockquote> Berli would never change his name to Peter...and NO, you can't have the gnome hat! It was given to Seanachai as a gift. Persephone