Yeknodathon

Is that gotten as in himmel? Geeeesus H Buddha on a crutch, how could any raison or any other dried freakin' fruit provide any sort of impression unless it is catapulted? Or thrown? Eh? And it is consistently gotten? Gotten? That's goober. It's not just normal, regular goober.. its the worst kind of goober. Merkin Goober.

Damn, another fantasy shattered

I've always regarded necrophilia as a bit suspect

... not that there is anything wrong with Village People but Emrys really must move on..

Honk honk honk mah Honk honk honk mah I wanna hold him like they do in Texas Plays Fold em' let em' hit me raise it Emrys stay with me (I love it) Love game intuition play the cards with Sprouts to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh, I'll get him hot, show him what I've got Can't read my, Can't read my No he can't read my Donkey face (he’s got me like nobody) Can't read my Can't read my No he can't read my Donkey face (he’s got me like nobody) D-d-d-donkey face, d-d-donkey face (Honk honk honk mah) D-d-donkey his face, d-d-donkey his face (Honk honk honk mah)

...I've found that if I close my eyes, pin back my ears and strain every muscle at once it is very possible to transform an image of Emrys into Lady Gaga forced into a plastic jumpsuit. Exalted Beingness? Exalted sodding Disturbingness.

I never liked Thumbelina

... removing an encrusted Emrys from my butt? Well, obviously. Silly person.

Damned good versification.. best yet

Hmmm... [contemplating the choice of worn zip-up,squirrel suits] ...red does match my eyes but is a tight squeeze and can chafe so.. [giving giving the other baggy suit a good sniff] ...gray gives more ease of movement, larger, more robust, lots of space for nut storage and is probably a bit more aggressive

I'd have Emrys stuffed and mounted on a copy of Combat Mission

...Boo....

Especially large and genetically modified sprouts handled by migrant workers. The grubbier the better. Its at times like these that one can only marvel about what a competent taxidermist can do with a floating Emrys. I'd have him mounted on a log or tree or peeking out of a cave or coated in some sort of water repellent to float.. but that wouldn't technically be a mounting.

... and then stuffed and mounted

I have an imaginary goldfish called Emrys which will be slowly overfed.

I don't ever get my right cup size at Home Depot...

[swinging a pair of XXL group fan, close fitting donkey undergarments..] dalem Is no goat nor tree Paddock Craves more po, po, po... thistle.

It better be good, the wait... [eying up a pair of industrial ear mufflers] suggests a major addition to the r'epertoire

Renal penal...

Gnomies Prefer the donkeys Hat Is a pointy fact.

Emrys Is quite unfriendlies Look-ya, He envies Stuka

StukaStrontium-90...

Yes, yes, yes, most certainly, absolutely, categorically your assertion is most definitely correct - it makes me wonder how you could ever be in error on any subject.

Exactly how could several clods form a bunch? I mean what electrical synapse malfunction produced that neuron-abutting mishap? If only it could be stuffed for posterity in a jar of formaldehyde

[Carefully inserting soft sprouts into each ear before eying up the quickest route to the Paddock bunker...] Versification in the Tron costume... bother...