Yeknodathon

ICKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I suppose for every Gromit there has to be a Justicar Wallace. Cracking piece of Boo, Gromit

SSN pimping is so gauche

ICKY!!!!!!!!!

Super Scheer Pantyhose... very German Caberet.

[... meanwhile, its a very special Plinth Day in the Paddock, and fashioned from large slabs of granite and schist a rather grand plinth has been erected in very moist surroundings]

Well, one must be a Mormon Wife

I want to see your pantaloons.

I shall consign you to the rhubarb bucket where one can hear the creak of forced Scheer growing in the dark.

Just two words, Mr Dimbo.. "moist plinth"... yeh, deal with that! *honk*

It is not just a pleasure, but a duty. One can only endure the Shavian penchant for sponsoring and then promototing the dimest of the dim that one must await the inevitable... that the pocket battleship of the bleedin' obvious SSN Scheer will be taken under arm and thrust into the Shavian tutelage of the best traditions of being utterly and remoresly... dim.

Well, there is dim and there is Joe Xia...

Being incredibly dim might help

Somehow, summing up enough enthusiasm just seems.... rather.... I think I'd prefer just to fall over. It has more meaning.

[... meanwhile, its a very special Thing Day at the Paddock and as a heated wire is placed into a shallow dish of freshly shed Donkey blood there is quite a lot of honking and thrashing about in a confined space...]

One could hardly imagine what the Lord of Blight might do to that...

A ~ You’re adorable . . . B ~ You’re so beautiful . . . C ~ You’re a cutie full of charms . . . D ~ You’re a darling and . . . E ~ You’re exciting . . . F ~ You’re a feather in my arms . . . G ~ You look good to me . . . H ~ You’re so heavenly . . . I ~ You’re the one I idolize . . . J ~ We’re like Jack and Jill . . . K ~ You’re so kiss-able . . . L ~ Is the love-light in your eyes . . . M, N, O, P . . . You could go on all day . . . HOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNKKK!!! Q, R, S, T . . . Alphabetically speaking you’re OK! U ~ Made my life complete . . . V ~ Means you’re awfully sweet . . . W, X, Y, Z . . . It’s fun to wonder through, The alphabet with you,

You, little potato rotter, I think I did!

Did someone say Lord of Blight?

Pantaloons are so Justicar spotty or not

They tried for 10 minutes?! *snort*

I think I might go for any type of peanut if I was part of the Emrys household.

[staring at the rubber Gnome that has now acquired several knobly carrot strap-ons]

[fashioning several bloated warts on the little rubber fellow]

I think he should get a Donkey