Patch

That would be the UberGnome. I would like a chocolate chip cookie. And it better be freshly baked.

Joe has enough wives to make a sports team! If only throwing silverware was a sport.

First off, I don't remember it being a hard slam. Maybe my skin, like my ankles, is too thick to be overly bothered by these things. But I know the point you're making. The thing that bothers me the most, however, is that my name is included not only in the same post as his name, but in the same paragraph! *shudders* Joe Shaw, have you no mercy? </font>

But I do grow berries. I grow gooseberries, red currants, pink currants, white currants, black currants, red raspberries, black raspberries, blackberries, strawberries and grapes. Are grapes a berry? Yum! Berries!

I think Patchy owes us all an apology for her chromosomes, frankly, and then an explanation for why she would let someone like Joe Shaw call her a friend in public. With friends like Joe, who needs enemies? Patch, does he make you dress up in a Snow White costume and pose for pictures the way Seanachai did with my second cousin Myrtle? </font>

Thanks for the apology. I've been mistaken for a man before. It happens in the Cesspool. It's kind of hard to see in all the muck. No I'm not a Lawyer....Lawyer is the Lawyer.

But have you ever shot a deer from inside your house? </font>

What about the Gnome and Dalem?

I think we need a group hug!

Don't feel so alone Joe...I'm atypical too. Patchy

If everyone could see the children there would be no wars.

Happy Saturday! Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Gnomey, I want a Small Emma story!

Well, there hasn't been any sinsong yet....I'm guessing that they are both passed out on the floor and Sam is licking both of their faces...

Maybe he is threatening to sing a jolly singsong and make you wear a red pointy hat if you don't let him?

I'm afraid to ask...but what is a banana warmer?

Okay, who put the loco weed in the Donkey's paddock again?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMMA! I'll have some chocolates! Yum!

Does that have something to do with Dalem and the ax?

Besides he would drop the frozen turkey pot pie on his foot when taking it out of the freezer.

Nongs!

The blessing of the Garden Gnome.

A thought....If Emma is the Queen....then what does that make Mensch?

Congratulations Emma and Greg! Wishing you both much happiness in your life together. [i know it is the MBT, but I think a smiley is appropriate for special occasions such as this.]