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Patch

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  1. Boo, just admit it, Joe has a better voice than you. I know it is as painful as pulling apart the shell of a pistachio for you, but I'm sure you can handle it, you pecan.
  2. You forgot ....with a red pointy hat. Sadly, I have to say he would have fought for the Confederacy. He is a Texan.
  3. Is this a contest, like guessing how many jelly beans are in a jar? I bet there are fifty lice on a square inch of Joe Shaw's ummm filthy hide.
  4. If you were a singer in a rock band, then you wore tinted glasses.
  5. I think Joe is going to attract more Morman wives with his new err old look. An accordian might help too.
  6. The Gnome was in Chicago? That explains why I thought I saw a little Gnome in a red pointy hat romping around the Chicago Botanical Gardens. He must have been in Gnome heaven.
  7. I wonder what goes on at Dalem's house. Maybe it's better I don't know.
  8. I am "The Veterinarian" and I don't make mistakes. Just ask Yeknod Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
  9. You mean "I've been married to THEM for 38 years." Well, maybe you didn't marry all of your wives at the same time.
  10. There you go, Joe, an open invitation if ever I saw one. How could you pass that up? Michael </font>
  11. Does "CRIKEY, SNAKE!" mean "GRUMPY OLD MAN" in Ozzie?
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