Patch

Is that better Joe? Make sure you spill out the Gnome's silverware drawer when you are in Minnysodaless. And if you are at Dalem's or Lar's place you must do the same there too. And I demand pictures this time!

This is very creative. [ May 25, 2008, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: Patch ]

Funny story!

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Happy Birthday ÜberGnome! I expect a new Small Emma and Smaller Nora birthday party story.

I think the fear in his eyes is from you drooling on his shirt.

Bring back Mensch!

Cool. Remind me, what's your boat? What water? Were you on the Fox River, or a local lake? </font>

I went paddling on Sunday.

Only if Peng's inflamed butt-nodules were extra-bouyant and so prevented him from righting his kayak and he caved in his head on some underwater outcropping and a crawdad ate his brain and evolved into some sort of super-crawdad that grew ten stories high and ate freeway overpasses for dinner. Now that would be funny. </font>

He said nothing about "Tales of Small Emma and Smaller Nora". He doesn't want to read your tale of kayaking with Peng who has a bad case of hemorroids. I think that would be a funny story.

Where is the Donkey?!

Hey, I have a kayak! It is kind of an orange plastic one. But it is still a kayak. I go on the fox river with it and a small nearby lake. I plan to explore more water in Illinois. And believe it or not there is water in Illinois too. Maybe not as much, but there is some.

I don't think Small Emma will tire of her Grandma Steve anytime soon. And even if she does....We will never tire of our Grandma Steve in here. </font>

I don't think Small Emma will tire of her Grandma Steve anytime soon. And even if she does....We will never tire of our Grandma Steve in here.

...Then there was a quiet knock at my door. I opened it and saw that nobody was there, until I looked down upon a tiny drunken Gnome. I invited him in and he was soon into my liquor cabinet and humidor. Later I found him passed out on my floor. So I left him there...

He's just persiflaginating.

Peng, you better get out of Chicago early tomorrow, because there is a storm moving in Saturday night and lasting thru Sunday.

No, no, no! You guys are getting it all wrong. I was thinking more of a show for the whole family, where this nice old Gnome, Grandma Steve tells stories to the kiddies. And then to keep the adults interested he goes over to Dalem's house to smoke cigars and drink whiskey and sing singsongs. Then for some action there will also be those paddling excursions on Minnesota's wild rivers and streams. People can watch to see how often the Gnome tips over his kayak and gets attacked by ferocious river otters and beavers... stuff like that. No violence!

I just thought of a new hit reality show.....The Grandma Steve Show.

Thank you for the story Gnomey, and you never disappoint.

Boo!

You better get more buckets...that one is already overflowing.

There is no such thing as a badly inbred terrier! I like all terriers!

I just see him as a Garden Gnome.