Patch

It would have been easier if you just dumped the silverware on the floor ... that's what I always do. Joe </font>

Go Bears!

And I agree. ...{snipped}... Of course, for the experienced, it all becomes a rather amusing game... </font>

Uh ... forgive me Milady Patchy but doesn't a poem have to ... you know ... make SENSE ... at SOME level ... preferably without strong, illegal hallucinogens? Not that there's anything wrong with that ... hallucinogens I mean ... Konrad, OTOH ... Joe </font>

Uh ... forgive me Milady Patchy but doesn't a poem have to ... you know ... make SENSE ... at SOME level ... preferably without strong, illegal hallucinogens? Not that there's anything wrong with that ... hallucinogens I mean ... Konrad, OTOH ... Joe </font>

Konrad is the official Poet of the Cesspool.

Which female posters are you referring to?

Cheesecake isn't just for Christmas either.

I am.

YK2, I agree with you completely...this gates-slut SSN has to go. He is almost as evil as Berli and the Cesspool certainly doesn't need any more evil mixed into it. I vote for Peng! And for this most worthy cause, I will also wear the traditional MBT short stenographer skirt...vote for Peng! Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: {You really shouldn't you know.} ... I know, I know, but really, this one is too good to pass up ... {I know what you mean, we've not seen the likes since, well, since Agua Perdido} ... Exactly, and you know the swine in the CessPool, someone'll snatch him up in a heatbeat and then where'll I be ... {without a Squire most likely} ... Quite so ... {Still, to make him Serf and in the same breath Squire, doesn't that fly in the face of your previous rulings?} ... Hmmmff, if the denizens of the CessPool don't care about my work here, if they can bitch and moan about this and that whilst never acknowledging the effort I put in, and look at the names they call me, why 'tis to make a sailor blush. They dare to accuse me, ME the Justicar, of not following the traditions of the CessPool whilst they are off swanning about doing as they damned well please. Well ... to hell with them. Lorak ... let it be known that I, Sir Joe Shaw, Knight Champion of the MBT, Justicar and Cesspool Drain Commissioner, do hereby make D a Serf of the CessPool and take him to Squire. <hr></blockquote> Is it possible that the pressures of being the Justicar with the newly added pressures of the IL-2 forum have finally caused Joe Shaw to snap? I believe Joe Shaw is suffering from a nervous breakdown. Is there a doctor in the Cesspool? Please fix or do somefink. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Berli, Your 6 loses came during TCP games where numbering turn files is even more stupid than it is in email games. Love, Elvis P.S. Please thank the Mrs. again for me...my Mrs. is getting endless joy out of the picture.<hr></blockquote> Dear Berli, Would you please tell Elvis your welcome for me? Thankyou! Love, Persephone [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: Patch ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gates-slut: And this Yaknothodonothons guy. I don't know. I think he is a serial killer type. He is able to control his impulses as long as there is some light and a few witnesses. Never seen a serial killer crazy enough to bag a victim in front of a cop. They know right from wrong so they ain't crazy. Speaking of crazy. I am CRAZY about Microsoft!!! I especially LOVE WINXP. It totally ROCKS. If you have not tried it yet by all means scrap your iMacs and toss out those old Win9x beasts. Mr Gates has blessed us with a TRULY WONDERFUL PRODUCT this time. Honest. Gates-slut<hr></blockquote> Gates-slut, you don't have to worry about Yackednowyodels...I have already rendered him completely harmless. Maybe you shouldn't go anywhere alone with him just in case...but you two have so much in common both being SSNs. I'm going to give you a special tip: If you want the Olde Ones to like you, be sure to put lots of smileys in your posts...MrPeng especially loves them. P.S. Microsoft sucks!!!!! Persephone [ 01-09-2002: Message edited by: Patch ]</p>

Dear Elvis, You are the official Wanker and Elvis impersonator of the MBT. (I waited to post this today on the King's birthday as a special treat for you. And you thought I didn't love you!) Also, I am not a witch, I am a goddess...there is a huge difference. Love, Persephone XOXO

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Moriarty: Seanachai I had assumed your dance card was filled...<hr></blockquote> Moriarty, looks like Seanachai always has room for you on his dance card... (Sorry Übergnome...in order to get Moriarty, I had to take you down with him.) Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally lied by Stuka: I have never used the word 'nong' in real life. It is a tad camp (not that theres anything wrong with that). I have also never worn a wide brimmed hat adorned with corks on strings or worn a safari suit and sandals with socks. You people should not beleive everything you read about Australia. (except all the good stuff)<hr></blockquote> Liar! Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yeknongathon: Seanachai, did I miss another fair maiden? <hr></blockquote> Yaknong, yes you did. You forgot YK2. I hope your wound is healing properly. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally requested by Stuka: Do Goanna!, do Goanna!<hr></blockquote> Sorry Goanna. I can't refuse a request... Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Quite understandable. They didn't either. They thought of me more as a mangy cur whose infectious humor might compromise their inate cynicism. Nothing short of singing the "Old Negro Spirituals" made them notice me.<hr></blockquote> Let it be known that Hiram Sedai now exists. Little did his parents know of the permanent emotional damage that would forever haunt poor little Hiram caused from forcing him to wear an Eeyore costume. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Yuckneedsaslap: And yes, I too have seen and fondled that massive member that thrusts rampant towards the sky... this too is a heavy burden and I thank thee for seeing it, though I fear we are are still strangers so you can't touch it just yet.<hr></blockquote> Patch swiftly draws her sword...in one quick swoosh the massive member is cleanly removed. There...I've relieved you of your heavy burdon...hope you didn't need it. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Oh, but it is. I am pictured next to both Peng and Elvis <hr></blockquote> Oops! My mistake...I didn't realize there was a third person in that picture. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: It makes me glad that I’m beneath notice and am assured that my visage won’t be seen in the Cesspool. <hr></blockquote> Hiram, your photo doesn't seem to exist on the Cessphoto pages. If you would be kind enough to email to me a photo of yourself, I would be more than happy to get you the recognition you so well deserve. You're not afraid are you? I'll be anxiously awaiting its arrival. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Goanna proclaimed thusly... Something involving Joe Shaw with a Morman wife.<hr></blockquote> Joe Shaw, the Mormon of the Cesspool, relaxes in the jacuzzi with just a few of his many wives. Notice how he always wears a helmet on his head...a necessity when you have that many wives. I have completed my quest. Persephone

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Goanna proclaimed thusly... ...YK2 and including at least one decent sized shrubbery...<hr></blockquote> The curious Emma decided to see what kind of world existed outside of the Cesspool.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Goanna proclaimed thusly: ...Germanboy which is both insulting and at the same time holds him up as the deity he is...<hr></blockquote> Andreas, resting upon his throne. {edited to annoy his highness} [ 12-30-2001: Message edited by: Patch ]</p>