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Don't go to church on Sunday Don't get on my knees to pray Don't memorize the books of the Bible I got my own special way I know Jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall down on my knees every Sunday At Zerelda Lee's candy store Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Well I don't want no Abba Zabba Don't want no Almond Joy There ain't nothing better Suitable for this boy Well it's the only thing That can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate Jesus Can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough And it's whiskey in the shade It's best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But that's ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate Jesus Good enough for me Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate Jesus Keep me satisfied Chocolate Jesus - Tom Waits

I think Dalem got hold of the Gnome's computer.

That hurt my brain!

I think it was very good. I think it will meet the Gnomes approval.

I don't even want to think of what private message you might have sent Dalem!

I was finally able to log back into the forum. This is a funny site. But you are not an Olde One!

Oooooh! Emry's has an admirer!

My dog had his nutmegs removed yesterday.

Good catch!

Have you ever thought that maybe you have bed bugs?

Um....is this the right place? I'm so confused!

Erm.....is this the right place?

Actually it was "Do not eat the red rope licorice..."

I don't remember how to post a link: http://www.battlefront.com/community/showthread.php?t=91074 Hey, it did it for me.

I've read all of them.

Then you must be a cigar smoking jar of Vegemite.

Either the Gnome is very drunk or Dalem is imitating the Gnome being very drunk.

Goober peanut butter and jelly is one of my favorites!

I always love it when Im here Its a part of North Lincolnshire I do love exploring around the Industrial Garden Town It's famous for steel industry Coat of arms are yellow and green Home of Danny Flynn and Liz Smith And it lies on the Lincoln Cliff Thats Why I Go To Scunthorpe Its lovely and it's Up North It used to be Escumetorp Which I believe is Old Norse Its Why I go to Scunthorpe and Frodingham and Ashby It is the best place to be ...also Brumby and Crosby Thats Why I Go To Scunthorpe Thats Why I Go To Scunthorpe

I want to go to Sunny Scunny.

That's a funny Small Friends story. I thought your favorite food was lamb stew?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe are you sure about that? I don't remember Konrad being sent to Coventry. I thought he was always welcome here. Maybe I missed something.

It smells worse than usual in here.