imported_Hiram Sedai

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patch: Oops! My mistake...I didn't realize there was a third person in that picture. Persephone<hr></blockquote> Quite understandable. They didn't either. They thought of me more as a mangy cur whose infectious humor might compromise their inate cynicism. Nothing short of singing the "Old Negro Spirituals" made them notice me.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patch: Hiram, your photo doesn't seem to exist on the Cessphoto pages. If you would be kind enough to email to me a photo of yourself, I would be more than happy to get you the recognition you so well deserve. You're not afraid are you? I'll be anxiously awaiting its arrival. Persephone<hr></blockquote> Oh, but it is. I am pictured next to both Peng and Elvis. It is my homely personage that visited the abode of Elvis one fine winter day and partook of Yuengling a plenty. I was then beaten within an inch of my life in CM. Damn him and his flatulant ways. Edited to acknowledge that nothing short of a miracle could make my intellect match that of Andreas. [ 12-31-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] Edited for yet another bolding and to note that I don't look like I am of Nipponese descent like a certain Adreas does. [ 12-31-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...crawdads. He then crossed that line that should never be crossed by whipping out his massive, throbbing...<hr></blockquote> ...pulsating...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: 9<hr></blockquote> They wanted your age, not your IQ. Silly Rabbit!

Tis a wonderful morning in the world of Hiram. A momentous, stupendous, and most righteous Eagles win has bolstered my spirits and put a spring in my step. I’ll put off kicking the little people for a day or two. I confess that I did chuckle after seeing the creative artwork from Mrs. Berli (Patch). It makes me glad that I’m beneath notice and am assured that my visage won’t be seen in the Cesspool. Here is a game update for you fetid Cesspoolers. Croda is raping and/or pillaging as we speak. I have/had some Americans and he had/has the bad guys. CM should be autosurrendering any second now for me. Both of the Americans I have left have applied for German citizenship and are asking for asylum. The PBEM with Croda has done much to whet my appetite for carnage, so I’ll be asking the whelp to grant another game so I might assuage my sense of proportion coupled with guilt at losing most of my forces in a struggle I should have won. I should not have telegraphed my moves so clearly. He had grouped his German dudes in a way that my American dudes were like the proverbial lambs to the slaughter. He became machine gun Kelly while I was more like Bette Midler. This has stoked that coals of my abhorrence for anything starting with the letter “c” and ending with “oda" Edited because I know that I will never be like Andreas and I blame the American Education System [ 12-31-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] Edited again because of the tears that cloud my vision with the knowledge that I can strive all I like but I'll never be like Andreas. [ 12-31-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] Edited once more because I have reached the pinnacle of my idiocy. So much wasted potential. [ 12-31-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: 22 today<hr></blockquote> Happy Birthday, Russell!!

http://joeshaw.org/ I wonder if that is the justicarrot's website.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Hiram, Hiram, Hiram, Hiram ... and Hiram. I recall with great clarity your first tentative steps into the pool... And it's going to PISS ME OFF if blah blah *Tripe edited for the sake of brevity <hr></blockquote> Yes, you would remember my first splash in the pool because you, Joe, were here before me. You'll be here after me. I had to edit your response because you are oh so much like the originator of verbosity. That would be Seanachai I'm curious. What would you do if I really pissed you off? Ignore me? hehe Edited to add a response to Croda because I am bored of messing with Joe. Croda You'll get your turn when I send it and not a moment sooner. The more caterwauling I hear from your end of the pool means the slower turnaround time. It was you who challenged me, Sparky!! So, take that lower lip, pull it up over your head and swallow. [ 12-28-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]</p>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Right then, this whole Croda you suck! ... Huh uh, YOU suck Hiram! merry go round is just about more than I, or anyone else, wants to hear. If you MUST continue with this tiresome over and over and over repetitive potty taunting, at least include something about the game so that we know that you're not just recycling posts from 18 months ago. Joe [ 12-27-2001: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ]<hr></blockquote> Joe, stupid, tired old Joe. It is as effort even to capitalize your name. I know that I have tread on your domain. You are king here. We are just visitors in your imaginary kingdom. I don't have a clue what a justicar is supposed to do. Are you in charge of something or someone? I think you are a tired old man sitting behind a computer pretending to be important. Sit there with your title and hope that maybe some day, somebody will notice you. Now, if you follow the Jungian way of thinking, then... since I am quite inebriated now, you must be hearing from my other personality. That would be my subconscious. Hiram's subconscious would like nothing better than to kick Joe. As for recycling, here is what I have to say: Turn your hearing aid on, Joe. I said...oh nevermind. I am what I am. God created me thusly. I am bone and sinew. I am sarcasm and spit. I am still the same individual I was this time last year although events have occurred to dim the hope I once had for justice in this world. That is another matter that should not concern you for they did not happen in your world, Joe. Still with me, or have you nodded off yet? I state, with much veracity and quite a bit of alcoholic courage that you, Sir are guilty of the same misdemeanor that you accuse me of. Your same, tired prose bores my eyes on a daily basis. Your weak willed posts complain of new people and you beg us to stop them from trodding upon your lawn. Same thing, different year. I've tried to ignore you. But, this is simply wrong. Here is some advice from one who you have disdained since his first consonant in this forum. Type from the diaphragm. Strive to not be a Seanachai junior. Grab your own identity and maybe we will start to respect you.

This really should be bumped again and I would feel remiss and a bit quesy in my tummy if I just typed the word "bump" and then went on my merry way. Der Kessel still brings a huge amount of joy in my otherwise sad existance. I would recommend playing the Battle bytes to anyone who enjoys quality scenarios that entertain and educate.

Fooooooooo!?!?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: He is precisely what I strive to be when I grow up. Unlike me, he doesn't need a diaper and a pacifier. <hr></blockquote> Croda, you rancid chunk of fecal matter. Your fetid stench is wafting throughout the Cesspool and we are trying not to step in you. I’m writing this to let you know that I’m taking my sweet-ass time with my turn so we can really drag it out. I’m taking my time arranging and playing with my Christmas gifts when I get home. My cat mentioned your name the other day. She said it repeatedly into one of my shoes. She is oh so very precious.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Cest bon: Oh my lord. "You don't have to be from the Burgh, to be forged in steel!" Here we go Steelers! Here we go! [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Cest bon ]<hr></blockquote> Long time no see, Mister NC. How is life at the local Piggly Wiggly? I'll respect your anonymity and not mention how your name used to rhyme with Boorak. I'm happy for you with your team and all. It must be tough living in the land of the Panthers and cheering for the Steelers. I do hope I don't offend the unterlizard with this babble about football. He is a touchy sort. Where is Croda? I have some invectives to hurl.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...number of 21 year old female strippers. "Yummy, I sure do love their doodads", yelled a very excited..... [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]<hr></blockquote> ...gentleman wearing Eagles colors. His Adonis like frame shook with anticipation of the tweaking of the doodads and the rubbing of the...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: Just heard that all of Australia's on fire. I just knew that Mace was a flamer. **Please excuse the utter lame-iosity of the above taunt. I should be bludgeoned by old people by their canes. There is no other news.<hr></blockquote> Croda, you feebleminded little girl. A wussyboy little twit like you wouldn’t know diddly about football if your dad actually spent the time to teach you how to be a man. You were too busy with your barbie dream house and tea time with your imaginary friends as a child to fit in with the other kids. I hope you got the petticoat you had your eye on this Christmas. We expect your taunts to be lame because you are lame. You can threaten to ball your eyes out and go home now. Now, go and apologize to your town for being such a girly boy.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Andreas: We are. They are a Der Kessel invention (well the nifty branding is anyway) courtesy of Greg.<hr></blockquote> I recommend them as a gift for the little mrs. "right, she likes sport does she? She's a real goer, eh?"

Oh, so Goanna has studied American football. How so very special. Pardon me as I yawn with anticipation as he imparts his brand of wisdom. Another opinion on how Philly will do? I'll file that with all of the other bonehead simperings I hear. Making Elvis cry is just plain mean. I expected as much though. Somebody probably pooped in the lizard's stocking. (or should) [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ] [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]</p>

Merry Christmas you Yuletide Log Pinchers!! Guess what I got? My wonderful girlfriend got me the Monty Python Collection!! 14 DVD's of Monty Python. You can be jealous now. She also got me tickets to an Eagles game next week. You can begin your weeping now as you wish you could be me. I will now commence my patented Hirsute Hiram Dance *Glad I patented that one because the whole "Hi, Mom fiasco is getting out of hand. Now, some idiot on the main board is taking credit for that one. Some people.

This is sort of a game update. Maybe you gentlemen could help me out here. I’m currently playing Croda and want to know how best to really get him. I have my shermans grouped in 4 sets of 3 and they are in a wedgie formation. I have approx 30+ Zooks doing a chorus line rendition of “I’m just wild about Pawbroon. I’m leaving both of my Pershings back with a company of American Airborne. Here is my plan: I want to put all of my arty assets in one building and then surround the building with jeeps. Of course, the jeeps will have snipers in them for protection. I’ll take the remaining four companies of infantry and flank his main body while penetrating his rear echelon repeatedly. There is no flag and we only have 12 turns, so I have to do a quickie on him. I’ll then pimp slap his reserve and attrit his man-hoover. I will then do my coop de grace by packing an entire battalion into one building ala volkswagonesque stuff. So, here is my question. What should I get my cats this Christmas?

Elvis is a wanker.

Remind me to never create a thread demanding that everyone stop picking on me. hehe Perhaps I could start one with the subject of poking Shandorf with sharp sticks until he stops being belicose.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: Well, don't look at me. Mace<hr></blockquote> I try not to. It makes me feel all queezy in my tummy.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Shadow 1st Hussars: I still have the coke truck installed from last year!<hr></blockquote> and that's why you are on my long list of heroes after Captain Kirk but before Rodney Dangerfield.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Doug Beman: You have Energizer Bunny shorts?!? NO WAY! DjB<hr></blockquote> I used to work at Energizer and that was how they gave us gifts. I can't see most of the patterns because of my preponderous paunch that sways to and fro while I dance like MC Hammer.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by CombatGeneral: I thought we started over. There is no problem with a little humor in writing posts. If my political comments offended you, then let me know. Otherwise, please answer my questions and dont attack me. Im getting tired of 3/4th's of my posts being about Lorg of the Rings or how dumb I am. Back off, and let me enjoy the game like the rest of you.<hr></blockquote> Who was rude to you? Was it Mom? Hi mom!! Mom, I promise to not get drunk this Christmas and dance with the cats in nothing but my Energizer Bunny shorts and Phillies slippers. (again)