Stalin's Organ

Probably the same way it handles big battles like Normandy. As a whole bunch of operations and scenarios. 100,000?? Cough! 2-3000 I think?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mr. Johnson-<THC>-: So after I embarrass Stalin publicly with a overwhelming win do I get to challenge Squires or do I get to move up to piss boys and other forms of lower life forms?.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You all need to realise that this is a purely rhetorical question. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> My 4 platoons of Pz-Ivs have arrived behind Overloon and and starting to pick of British tanks of all types. Hmmm, maybe I should have givin him a +10% bonus to make his humilation all the more complete.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm...I do believe that his recently arrived armour has achieved precisely nothing so far. But perhaps I'm wrong - perhaps he's killed something I can't see, like one of his own vehicles?? Anyway - he's cunningly constructed barriers to prevent me crossing the river that splits the map in half, and since a little more than half the VL's are accessable to me I may well sit back and have a cuppa while we celebrate liberating the town. I hear there's a wine cellar somewhere in there too........... [ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]

Except for Quebec I imagine?? Actually I think MD got it pretty much perfect

Depends where yuo define the Eastern front as being - the New Zealand Division had a somewhat tense stand off with Yugoslav Partisans in Trieste ast the end of hte war...rumour has it that the Yugo's bought up a Stuart to break the deadlock, so the Kiwi's bought up a Sherman. As a result Trieste is currently Italian!!

Y'know I recently heard a news report about a couple of guys who died of blood loss while swimming in a river in New Guines. Seems there was some sort of introduced fish there, related to the Pirhana, that tracks it's prey by following urine streams and then bites whatever is closest. Seems like an appropriate sort of place for Mouse to be looking for a piss boy.

Just a quick note to say that a temporary visitor to these putrid halls has had a good thrashing. Somce may remember Barf'nCuss who was here a couple of threads ago. In a comuter-selects-the-forces game he surrendered his last 2 shermans to my infantry battalian. The star of the show being one of those a/c's with the stumpy little gun that looks much thesame proportions as anything Joe might want to abuse. It gave 75mm enema's to a Sherman and a Hellcat. Hey Lorak........nah, on second thoughts go back to sleep......

There's at least one thread on them since the crash - I know, for I started that thread!! The problem is as described above, and anyone using those vehicles knowing of the problem is definitely gamey - in fact I'd say he/she's been hanging for at least 2 weeks and stinks to high heaven!

KelsieD managed to resurrect himself from about 10 pts to 44 to scrape a gamey draw ( )with me today - 48 (me), 44 Scott. It was a dark night when my few veteran paras and a platoon of Stuarts crept up to the village. As expected there was horde's of hte Hun there, but they were unable to over-run my brave boys who slew them in truely epic numbers!! They kept coming tho', and in the end there were just too many [ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]

Bloody hell Achin' - how come you've got time to post here when yuo shuold be rallying what's left of your Poles so they can run away in an organised manner??!! As for what the Peng thread deserves........well it really deserves itself, which is a fortuitous coincidence!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by dalem: Turns, you Zip file fairies - I need turns.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So stop taking your meds!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I'll have you know, young man, that I ride the best of British, A goddamn "Triumph Daytona" and yes you may quiver in your boots as even a non entity such as yourself will recognise that the haunting wail of a triple at full noise stirs the emotions more than a dull twin ever could.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is very true of course - the emotions in question being disbelief and incredulity that anything British could ever work, let alone roar. Speeking of things British that fail miserably, like Henman, the Lions, and their Netball and Cricket Teams, Sir Belly Aching continues to whinge his way through our game, claiming to have surrounded me because I've snuck a sniper to where the sun doesn't shine (it being a night game and all that). Having turned the battle through 90 degrees and successfully avoiding all the flags he did suggest he was going to surrender at one stage. However he's failed to manage to do even that. I see Mrs Robinson's gossiping above about something. I think she claims it's a game with me, but reality appears to have no part in her description. Her blocking troops are managing to put up a bit of resistance - well they would considering the visibility in woods and trees being about as far as you can spit! As a result a few of my lads have had to be taken to the rear with sprained ankles. Otherwise her defence is as full of holes as any suggestion that Stupkid and Flyspray might share a brain cell between them. [ 07-08-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]

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Zulu -12 hrs, UTC or GMT -12 if you prefer

Had to laugh this morning - there's my opponent's who send me their turns at 1-2am local time, those who do so at 3-4 amd, and those who do so at 5-6am!! Bloody yanks - why can't you be in sensible time zones like Z-12 hrs??!!

Surely you could fulfill all that and still get back in time for tea on Saturday??

Oh yeah, and then there's Mrs Robinson - how could I forget.....no..that's not right..... why can't I forget??? ...the idjit's there waving his arms, jumping up & down despite being a day late...we can only hope that it's not a sign that it could be reproducing! I hope you've sent me a turn since lunch - since otherwise your outpouring of stupidity should really be directed inwards at yourself. As a mark of contempt for your feeble efforts I shall actually go to the gym to flex my manly physique for all the lovelies there before I dish you up for dinner. Razing Auckland is the most useful thing anyone on this thread has suggested yet! Get's my vote. [ 07-06-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]

I really think you need to sort your own library out first Tear jerk... .....here I've got just the thing - How to make a better impact train spotting Now do be a good little oik and read, learn and obey! It's the most I'd do for an Aussie!

Offer's still open face-hardened follower. And it ain't just you. Some twerp called Barf and puss was here a few threads ago & is now feeling the jackbot of a randomly picked Volks Grenadier Bn running up his spine. It's a bit hard chasing down the 3 shermans and a Hellcat he got, but all his greyhounds have had Panzerfaust enemas and his 1 rifle company seems to have been flushed away somewhere. Other than that Belly Achin' is whinging and moaning that his troops won't do what he tells them to and he's threatening to surrender. I'm not sure why I'm supposed to fear this, but somehow I do. In the mean time I just remind him that his troops are actually doing EXACTLY what he tells them to do, and if he didn't see the platoon behind that buttoned sherman then he's got a bit of a gall blaming his pixellated men for missing them too!!

How typical of flyspray to set a low standard and then fail to achieve it. Could arrange for the next one to actually hit you, so we aren't all so disappointed?? [ 07-06-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]

Oh....WEAK spot!! It makes sense now!

I suspect it's for the best ammo available for the job. You can check by looking up the target's armour data and the penetration data for the gun - if there's a lot more armour than the gun can penetrate with C or H then forget it! Mind you I've ben known to target and shoot anyway, and get the occasional gun or track hit!

I reckon we should let this thing drop off the bottom of the page - whadayall think?

Shouldn't you really be encouraging him to do something that he might feel??

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I've decided to recruit both Angelina Jolie and Denise Richards as my tail <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> An admirable ambition, but I think you wait until you're at least a teenager! Give me a call when you're old enough to become spotty and I'll happily do the conversion for you. Of course you realise I'll need the two ladies to be present for custom fitment, but there's no extra charge for my services during that time.

And here I am sitting here waiting for lunch time so I can go home & play a few turns, and wondering what the bloody hell Horse's Arse is on about. I'm sure you could be more obscure if you wanted to, but let's just get one thing straight - myself and all the Aussie dorks on here do not take lightly to being called poms - not even in passing vague implication by a pig-ignorant 'merkin redneck yankee canadian twerp like you! You guys may well be wishing the Poms would take you back, but we waited long enough, grew up long enough, and had enough of our brave boys shot by pommie courts martial not to want that any more than you very much goodnight! Oh, and I believe the Poms did pay y'all back what they owed you - they swapped it for an empire. Not sure who got the best deal. It's the Russians who still owe a heap! Edited 'cos Horse's Arse seems so much more appropriate [ 07-05-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]