Soddball

ARrrhh!! There be a spelling mistake in ye title, Becket! Onto the plank for ye, and dunk yer head in a cask 'o rum!

Are you still taking Paypal?

Ye lily-livered swabbies! Arrrr!! ARrrrrRRRrrr!!!

IT BE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY, YE SCURVY SON O' A SEA BISCUIT!! I'LL KEELHAUL YOU!! :mad: :mad:

...and why would I reveal anything about myself. On this forum it simply provides stooges like Andreas with the means to make comments better expressed by armpit noises. Just as an experiment, Micheal, as you are a macadamian or an academic or whatever, let's see what happens with the little snippet of personal information I revealed in my preceding post. Any bets on how it will be utilized by the non-trolls? </font>

I can't believe I missed all the fun. Happy Birthday, Dorosh.

:mad: I hate you all, especially the puss eaters. :mad: :mad: If I remember, turns out tomorrow. :mad: :mad: Scumnuts :mad: owes me.

Darn it, he's outed me. It's true, I really am Pippu. I'd have got away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids. </font>

If it winds you up SumIrishName then it's a groovy thing. ANNOUNCEMENT TO ALL "CHEERY WAFFLE" PARTICIPANTS: To invoke the rage and distress of SeanyPoos, the word "pus" should now be spelled with a minimum of two 's'. pusssss heads :mad:

Rexford's real name is Lorrin Bird. I think Tigers are great, until about late 1943. Once your opponent gets SU-85s (packing tungsten) the fun is over with them except at extreme ranges.

Let's hope you've improved. I can't spend 9 months playing you only to find that your SUCKAGE QUOTIENT has stayed exactly the same as it was when your knuckles scraped across the threshold to this forum. :mad: :mad:

I hope that Skunk Nads realises that you suck at DIY as much as you do at CM:BB, and that the house is either going to be burned to the ground or flooded as a result of your efforts. When CM:AK comes out, Goodale - you're first on my list. Bitchdom awaits!

I'm not laughing. [/QB]</font>

Come on, we're being serious here. </font>

Monty and Rommel mud-wrestling in leather.

Having played a MasterSuckage scenario, I agree with Boggsy, sad little teat that he is. It will be your fault. :mad:

:mad: If I was still taking on opponents on CM:BB, you'd be first against the wall, boaaayyy. :mad: Wait till Afrika Korps comes out, then you're going to get punished, and your Sig will read: "I was soundly thrashed by Soddball whilst sitting in a truck at 2km range." :mad:

In urban combat, against Tigers, Mr Flamethrower and infantry squads are your friends. Tanks are not. Trash your opponent and humiliate them with the use of tank hunter teams!

Going for another Masturbation Marathon, are you? I'm amazed that Skunk Nads hasn't traded you in for someone whose knuckles don't drag on the ground and someone who shows more ability in dealing with uncontrollable wildlife. What is it this time, hippos? Rampaging ocelots? Crazed, rabid Hammerhead sharks tearing through the house? :mad:

I see that the dancers from the Blue Oyster Peng Thread have surfaced for a quick tango. No tongues, boys. This is a clean, respectable thread of filth and depravity. Where is that saggy pair of pisslips MasterGoodale?? Has he been finally consumed by mould, ants, mice, weasels and the rage of Skunk Nads?? Has the weight of his Sig of Humiliation caused him to slide down the page and into the General Forum? Enquiring minds want to know? My updates, such as they are: Nugget_the_Ratarsed and I are counting the seconds until the end of this bundle of ****e-stained wet wipes called a scenario. Where's the fun in it, I ask you?? Not a damn flamethrower halftrack in sight!! :mad: No whiffs of 152mm shells, no rocket artillery! :mad: Whichever loon made this one deserves to be re-educated at the Soddball School of Needless Firepower. BallyWobble is dropping old, dry, arty on my secret infantry jumping off point. Sadly, they have already jumped off and he has so far injured sod-all. Not only that, but the gamey titwanker bought a line of M-16 halftracks to protect his gamey arse. :mad: :mad: I hate them, they suck giant rubber donkey dicks and suppress the nuts out of infantry. He was, however, none too impressed by a 190m side turret penetration on one of his fast-moving T-34s by a Panzershreck! Give that man a cigar! Jamble Bogglers, the pus-ridden baboon, just sent me a turn. I might send it back if I can find my way back from the edge of the galaxy. I hate you all. I hate Becket today. I can't wait for CM:AK to come out so that I can start having fun again instead of playing as Russians.

Well, Captain Pies has beaten me so is through to the next round. Who else is still battling?

I'm having trouble getting to www.warships1.com - been down for 2 days now. Anyone else having the same grief?

Seanypoos, old hun, aren't you going to end up ostrich-sized or sumfink by the scary brigade living in the Peng for your continual hanging around with us? It reminds me a bit of someone I went to university with and got on fine with until we saw him hanging around with the jailbait 16-year-olds from the local school. You just feel a bit - hmmm. Oh, and jealous.

Well that's pretty pointless. It can only go 3 seconds in a straight line anywhere over there. </font>

I've been posting in the Peng thread and need a wash. They made me! Nidan said sumfink about having a nice Volvo and I couldn't help myself! *shudder*