mike_the_wino

A pox on the box of you lick-spittles, lackwits, sycophants and...oh, wait this isn't the GF. You guys want something interesting? Here Soddball (not bolded so that's harder to find when I am mentioning you and you have to read "the literary equivalent of eating cardboard spaghetti") you mentioned some Peng thing, what's that? Now you if you want the whole squire, kanigget thing, your at the wrong place. This the ALL-CONSUMING-FLAMING-FLYING-TNT-CHUCKIN-MUTHA-OF-ALL-THREATS * :mad: :mad: :mad: You actually want that whole neo-monarchy thing? Why don't just douse the place in Worchester sauce and call it "England"? We kicked yer limey arses back across the pond 400+ years ago, saved your ragged arses 60 years ago and barely tolerate your funny accent now only because we like Monty Python and even that is getting old. A hierarchy...PAH!!! I sez. I spits where I wanna spits and nobody, and I mean nobody, is gonna have a say about it.** * {now with more smileys} ** {the following is a list of people who actually DO have a say: the Police, IRS, my employer, landlord, the nice gal who makes my mocha in the morning, and anyone servng me acohol(can't rant at them..gets ya cut off dotcha know)} [ March 27, 2003, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Originally posted by Scheer I'll show you who the slacker is...ME!!! I posted once and then never checked back. You think you can out-slack me? Not a chance there, sunny-Jim. Honestly, after I posted here I got a deluge of PBEMs. Six running games and I think that is my limit. Keep this thing popping up and I will take up your offer when I clear some of the deadwood away.

OMFG, been lurking around over on the General Forum...it's getting uglier and uglier everyday. At least here, with the mold on the walls, the stale waffles and cheap domestic beer all is good. Aaahhh!!! Now get off your double-wide arses you bunch of slack-jawed, spunk monkeys and send them turns out. As it stands: Looks like I will be picking out a wedding dress. Soddball do you mind if I don't wear white? I know it traditional and all, but well, there have been others. Dave H , come on there buddy. You are begining to make MasterGoodale look good...SEND A FECKIN TURN! Setup is away to Becket . Axe2121 just a quick hint...M17s aren't as effective from 200+ meters. Tanklord (still not bolded even though I got ONE turn) got my uber-kitty whilst losing a tin-can T-34. Maybe he really is the TANKLORD? Nah, just a lucky SOB with Ruskie SP(?)s. And in a truly riveting game against a hemaphroditic Penger I have been ruling the battlefield since turn 10. 7 more turns before game ends, I expect the half-ass gamey flag rush in about 5 turns.

pre-emptive *bump*

There is a thread "FAQ, Newbies Please Read" by Soddball. As there are no "sticky" threads it floats up and down. Read the whole thing and you will see a sick bunch populate this forum. Gotta run and see how the "story" is unfolding.... [ March 26, 2003, 04:01 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Originally posted by Soddball Did he really have to hit you that hard? Hell, did he even have to hit you?

Originally posted by ParaBellum Does this have a "lutefisk" option?

As my German is lacking might I query..does Wirbel=out of or lacking? Cuz my Wirblewind, although being mobile, tracks incoming bogies like a drunken sloth...and it fires even slower. Coupled with the fact it has the armor equivilant of wet cardboard makes this pile of ****e truly useless. Thanks Becket . Soddball I noticed the mention of FTs, does this mean I can expect some as reinforcements? I all ready have a truck, 2 in fact. I also see that AssMonkey has an M17. Do you have some kinda halftrack fetish? Nevermind, I don't want to know. Doesn't matter since I can see more than 50m this thing doesn't stand much of a chance against my uber-Junior-Boys-underwater-basket-weaving team. Tiny bits of TNT are beginning to fall. The weather in Dave H's neck of the woods is improving but the game, well...there is a reason one doesn't hang out in buildings without armor support while fending off KV-1s and T-34s. The urban renewal is proceeding nicely, the Ruskia all-Pro-Vodka-drinking champions are advancing and the lowly, cowering Krauts are dieing. Truly a beautiful sight. Peck-at-it , PAH! Choose our own forces and you select combined arms? How un-gamey of you. I would have expected more gameyness out the gameyest, flaming, gaming gamer that I have seen in a long time. By all means take the house....and don't mind the bright red target on it. Tanklord you don't get bolded, or even mentioned, if you can't stop touching yourself long enough to send more than one turn a week. Why don't you play MastaLaggAllday ? I would like to see how long it would take you two nimrods to finish a game. Hell, you could even give us an AAR, if you two are still alive. SEND A TURN! :mad: [ March 26, 2003, 01:20 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Hey Becket and Dave H don't forget this offer from MasterGoodale : You bathhouse boys sure have an odd sense of fun. Not that there is ANYTHING WRONG with that pf course. Personally I just a keep a seat between me and my male friends at the movies. Females...well they can sit on the lap. As far as WeeWolf , that wanker is still moaning over the loss of 2 AFVs while I am kicking myself for only getting 2. Damnit all to hell, I wanted all 4 exposed AFVs. Oh well, ya gotta cross the kill...er, open fields sometime there junior. The terms are in your Inbox Becket build the map and let's get this donkey pulling the cart.

Thank you Becket for that endorsement. BTW, killing field? What killing field? Not even a Canadien with French leanings and suicidal tendencies would actually attempt combat out there. Although, as things are going it might not have been a bad route. Dave H quit yer yapping and check your inbox. Although, this scenario is set in the dead of winter there are furious amounts of Molten-TNT, being flung about (mostly by me ). All this TNT is causing the destruction of many vehilces (his :eek: ). I hold one end of town, he the other. What good will come of it? Axe2121 is perplexed. Not that difficult to acheive as the lad's mummy still handles the knots on his shoes. The daffy Canuck must have some pent-up, anti-religion issues to deal with as he is presently shooting up an empty church. Oh, and he wants to know if Soddball is always this demented...any takers on answering that one? [ March 25, 2003, 09:24 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Who gets the horror of naming the next thread? Don't ask me, I just PBEM here. I guess MasterGoodale , if he really exists, should stop flogging his dolphin long enough to get in here and lead us onto the path of righteous, all-consuming, flaming-TNT-Chukin, road to salivation. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Whatta say there, monkey-pumper? Can ya pull it together enough to lead the rabble? Or can we rename it "Teddie Windsor's White Hot Coconuts of Love" thread? Hey Ass2121 any reason in particlar you are machine gunning an empty church? But before you answer, send me a turn.

All righty Axe2121 . You got your turn in, hhmmmm, about an hour and 10 mins. But the last turn I sent you went out on the 22nd? Were you too busy humping a moose this weekend to get a turn out? Working overtime chopping down trees? Or....,er, hhhhmmm.......wait, you live in Canada that's all you have for excitement. My apologies for keeping you waiting 70 minutes. Now gather up your soon to be crushed spirit and get ready to receive the full-court-press, goose-stepping, TNT-flinging might of my uber-truppen. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Ack!!! There is a Canadian in here? I thought we sprayed for them weeks ago. Well, that explains the Frenchy-talk in your sig. A Canadian with French leanings? :eek: Does this mean that you will be surrendering this turn or next?

Originally posted by Speedy What? Wasn't one photo of Michael Dorosh's mannequin enough? What esle do you want? Grog Dorosh in a speedo, laying on the beach? :eek: *shudders* No. What we really need is TANK PORN !!! "Oh, look at the clean lines on that Jadgpanzer...hhhhmmm. Open those hatches and show me the good stuff."

Becket you really are an impatient turd aren't you? :mad: Hell it took you a week to get the maps to me and I have not had a chance really go over them with work and all. Now which map didn't you like? I think that's the I am leaning towards. Thank you Soddball , gonna have to jot that suggestion down. Dave H is either playing this like a pool hustler, roping me in. Or he has the tactical sense of stoned marmot. Hhhmm, better keep an eye on this one. Sorry Beowolf when I get home I will attempt to dislodge my head from where is presently embedded (imbedded? was is my damn dictionary?) and get you the proper turn. Tanklord sent me the first turn in which our all-armor encounter actually had some action and then nothing. I didn't even killed any of his tanks yet. What a disappointment. Remember Tankie two weeks and I list you as both MIA and my biatch, fool. :mad: Playins some guy named Javaslinger . Did get that troll from this mangy lot or what? Axe2121 not ignoring you, just nothing of note. Send me a turn and let's start this mess.

Ow, the blinding fury of both Axe2121 and Dave H unloading on me. However will I make through the day? Listen up Heckel and Jeckel, the two of you combined don't make a half-wit. Don't you two monkey-humpers owe me turns? Now I now don't feel so bad about luring Ass2121 into the latest Soddball disaster-piece. And Dave H when I beat you a second time do I get to put another line in your sig or do you have to keep that one for a year? I will let the pack decide your fate. Beowolf did I get a turn from you or do I owe a turn? Soddball seems to have Spetznaz supported T-80s vs my hapless Panthers. What is really disappointing is the lack of TNT...and my mounting losses. Becket I will try get a look at the maps tomorrow. Took a quick look at them last night but was too tired to give 'em my full attention.

On the upside, Dave H will get to post MastaNoTurnsOut as a bitch if he goes more than 2 weeks without a turn. What a lazy, moldy, no-turn-sending-scumbag. :mad: :mad: :mad: Various turns out last night. Working today. On a Sunday? Yes, sadly to say. But at least the Anchor Steam and Spatin are cold while the White-Hot-Molten-TNT is miles away tucked away in my Outlook Inbox. I miss my TNT. At least one turn out to all tonight when I return to Casa del Vino. [ March 23, 2003, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Hmmm, I think not. I really don't think that's my style. But I do have a couple of questions: 1) Is mcgivney dead or MIA? I met up with the wanker in this thread as Vadr was attempting to teach the little troll all about the internet and how to lose at CMBB. Did that episode scar the young lad and make him scamper off? Not surprising. 2) Is lenakonrad dead? I only ask because I see posts but no turns. Stop jerking your gerkin and get back to working. Or in this case GAMING. Send a turn you turd. Thanks to all and forgive my trespass.

Nice. I might actually purchase these in-game for the pure joy of looking at them. BTW, do you have a snapshot of one burning? I only ask because that is how I normally see them in-game. JK, this is a beautful mod.

Ah let's take these in order. Soddy's telling of the tale is true enough but he forgot to mention the church that once flew his flag and now on is fire. Asi9 is still cheery. Good to see a bright faced young lad. Let us see how happy his is half-way through a Soddball scenario. Dave H has a tank factory hidden behind the hills which is still producing tanks throughout our battle. But the Socialist Horde is swarming and the Krauts are falling. All and all, its good fun. What a joy to hear that Beowolf is all ready losing units. The slow bleeding show soften the blow of utter destruction. [ March 23, 2003, 03:11 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Turns out to y'all. What a bunch of un-evovled, grub-eating, inbred mongrels you all are. :mad: :mad: :mad:

What is this "Canada" that I keep hearing about? As an educated American I can hardly find my own state on the map much less a foreign country. Are you anywhere near Bangladesh or somefink?

What is this "Canada" that I keep hearing about? As an educated American I can hardly find my own state on the map much less a foreign country. Are you anywhere near Bangladesh or somefink?

That's a right purty AFV you got there, sonny.

Becket duly noted and sig changed. I look forward to checking the maps out. Did we decide on parameters? 16,000 points, vehicles only, at night and in the fog, right?