mike_the_wino

Ah, Italy. Can you say Anzio?

Originally posted by Walpurgis Night Yea, he does that from time to time. It actually kinda cute, in demented-serial-killer kind of way. Psssstt, wanna the REAL REASON Germany invaded Russia? * * * * * SPOILER ALERT * * * * * Because they thought they would WIN!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: Oh the shock and horror. Now please refer to sig line, no not the part about Soddball being my daddy...the other part. [ April 30, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Originally posted by Edward Windsor Did that little photo spark some memories, you silly little bath-house boy? In a duel of epic proportions "The Finn vs. The Drunk" is under way. No sig line for the winner as the multiple mishaps has left both parties disgusted with the impending outcome. But at least Prinz Eugen and I are gaming. Dave H was obviously dazzled and amazed by my tactical prowess, as only one turn was received last night. Or perhaps he is crying in his de-caf, sugar-free, mormon-approved beverage as our game has yielded results not to his liking? :eek: The game with Axe2121 is a typical SnotWad knife-fight. The guns have been silenced, the armour battle is a draw and now its time to see who can blow up more stuff before the end. This weekend will be a cleansing of the files. All games stalled, stagnanating or otherwise Goodale-esque will be lost to the ages. In case you numbskulls forgot who you are let me remind you; Gaylord Focker, Javaslinger, Beowolf.

The whole timing thing really bugs me. I don't like not getting up, stretching my legs and getting a beverage. Five minutes per turn?!?!? PAH!!! Maybe with a playback feature. Sometimes you need to stop, drop the camera angle and replay that marvelous shot a coupla times. And it is considered to be in poor-taste to send "DUDE!! I just F*&^ed you up!!! Whooo-hoooo u suk." Thats why I only PBEM with good friends or people I despise.

What is a "historican"? Why is Gaylord Focker posting and not sending me turns? Come on peeps, I need answers here.

Originally posted by Dave H Two things to remember; 1) All the Molten-TNT kils germs. 2) RustyOldPail doesn't post....hhhmmm, EVER. Originally I was thinking that he didn't post enough to pose a moldy-germ-ridden threat but looking back the Elton-John-wannabe hasn't been around at all. Soddball come back, the neo-Prohibitionists are giving me the stink eye. I need a fellow inebriate* to show them how TNT is supposed to be chucked. For a sober lad Dave H isn't doing a half-bad job. But the whole speaking clearly and not understanding that being passed out IS an excuse for not sending turns (as is being hungover after aforementioned passing out), really is too much. And don't me started on the lumberjack-at-large, Axe2121 . That fancy lad is pratically AVOIDING unnecessary damage. WTF?!? What's the matter? Is this the historic district or what? Smash some stuff lad and be quick about it. Or you can sit there and let the world crash down around you. The only one I hold out hope for is Prinz Eugen . This chap has to be buzzed 24/7 to be this trusting in this day and age. Hell, you need to be half in the bag to read this drivel in the first place. {*anybody who read Get Fuzzy in Sunday's Comics knows you can " wordify " anything} [ April 29, 2003, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

Hey Axe2121 did you like that last go-round? Things are starting to pick up a bit; 1 building burning (w/ Ruskies inside) and 1 building collapsed (w/ Ruskies inside, notice the trend?). I saw one his tanks randomly firing and thought Axe might be getting into the swing of things...nope, just popping smoke in a vain attempt hide his cowardly retreat from my uber-truppen. Don't know why he bothered most of my troops are playing troll under the bridge and refusing to run out into the hail of bullets. I wish Soddball had given me more mortars so I could shell the spineless fools. :mad: :mad: :mad: Dave H and I are wrapping up "Manstein Returns". I don't know why you gits like the Ruskies so much. It's like coaching a 5 year-old girls soccer match. Yea there is a lot of running around but they never move how you want them to. It's gonna be close but I think Dave is getting his sig back. Gaylord Focker and Beowolf are playing CMBB all MasterGoodale-ish, yep no turns from either maggot. Beowolf may be dead for all I know, it's been a fortnight since the last turn. OMG, he IS FancyGayDoll!!!!! Maybe it is a split personality or somefink.

Originally posted by Dave H Don't tell me that WastaSmallBalls actually WON a game?!?!?!? I find this most disturbing. But, if it turns out as I suspect Dave H, what you do think of the chances that MissusNoGo would be any faster in a re-match?

I like them, A LOT. Trust, schmust. I check files in PBEM folder to see if I have forgotten to send one of you maggots a turn. The bleating in here can be deafening as the crowds gather at the Moldy Waffle house, hopped up on Ale and begging Waste-of-Good-air to send turns. I could use some other system but..PAH!!! it's been working fine. Go through open files if it pops my opponents p/w screen I hit enter and never in the past has anyone been so stu...er, TRUSTING as to not p/w protect. Yea, what is that win/ loss record anyways? :confused: If you have no problem with me "occasionally" (every turn) checking your "progress" (where ALL of your units are at that time) and possibly "accidently altering something" (What do you mean all of your T-34s reversed into to my ATGs? :eek: ) then by all means don't use a p/w. A grand time will be had by all. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Have you pack numbkskulls forgot the most basic tenent of the Temple of Stale Ale and Moldy Threats? Or has the fury of the molten TNT melted your domes? I get Dave H 's sig for six months or until he defeats me (ya right). Just as I have listed Soddball (blows kiss) as my daddy for my loss in that abortion by the now-defunct Becket That sounds about right. In fact I think it should be a pre-requisite. Axe2121 sorry about the delay but everytime I started to email you I got a case of the giggles...ooohhh, you are in for it now. Taking a page out the flaming-TNT-handbook my intrepid German uber-truppen are no longer attempting to assualt buildings...burning them with the Ruskies inside is just as nice. :mad: And how do you like the new air-holes in your one-hit wonder tank? I know you wacky Finns have some ideas on what is necessary and unnecessary but trust me Prinz Eugen , passwords are important. I have cracked your super-secret code. Took me very little time but it turns out it is the "enter" key. As in, take any file that requires his password, at the password screen hit "enter" and viola...all of his devilish schemes are laid bare. Seems like uber-Finns are so confident of their scheming they don't even bother to try and hide their plans. Sending you a new set-up, let's try this again, sunshine. Turns slow this weekend but the Casa de Vino is about to enjoy a Renaisssance from weedy, barren lot to magnificent garden paradise. As such my attention was elsewhere. I think I have turns out to the lackwits listed above as well as Gaylord Focker . Gimme another day or two set-up for our next game Soddball . You should like the map though...lots of buildings for you level.

The game with Prinz Eugen came to an unfortunate end as a file mix-up gave me a full viewing of his movie. Weird never seen this before in a file-mix. Hit "enter" at the Allied p/w page. Normally it sends incorrect p/w and then I hit cancel, notify my opponent, call him a nong for sending me a the wrong file and wait impatiently for the right one. My conscience wouldn't let me continue, which is really funny cuz I thought that part of personality was destroyed eons ago. Looks like the next game will be an equally tree-less dance on the steppes with Prize Urine Note to Dave H: yesh that KV-1 is shtill funxioning even wish all the vodka drinking by the crew...*hiccup* Axe2121 ever play that scenarion "Inferno"? It was done by none other than Soddball . Should be required playing by all. You are getting a taste of it of now...with loads of flaming-TNT-flying at your sackless scamper-truppen. I like the part where your horrified, panty-wearing, girlie-men break and run out into my firing lanes. Thanks, that's real fun to watch.

Originally posted by Prinz Eugen Yea, whatever. The sight of me running around in my boxer shorts, with an AK-47, was enough to send the protesters scampered away. I didn't even get to slathering myself in molten-TNT before they scattered like the sheep that they were.

Yea, yea, whatever NastyOldBalls . As matter of FACT, Christopher Walken is the greatest psycho actor of AAAAALLLLLL TIIIIIIMMMEEE, or possibly Gary Olsen (The Professional). But from your postes I can tell that you're more of a Julie Andrews type of gal. Aight, maggot. Send that set-up whenever you can get away from shopping for those lacey things that you feel ever so pretty.

This thread has infected with me with MasterGoodale-itus , don't know if its the mold or what. Can't seem to get more than a turn out a night. Hhhhmmm, maybe I should drink less? No, that IS definitely not the solution.

Since this has turned into a giant hippy love-fest of game mired in the past I shall salute those opponents I admire either for the speedy exchange of files or the witty banter back and forth. Listed in somewhat of an order: Becket Dave H Tanklord lenakonrad Axe2121 Too bad Becket is busy IRL and lenakonrad has taken to the General Forum like a moth to light. *sigh* The rest of you magg...er, my opponents, must try harder.

Prinz Eugen has declared woods as passe, hills to hide behide as unmanly and has brought forth a horrific map for our game. Not a stick of wood on the entire map, even the houses are made out sod. The mad Finn mumbled something about mod hills and trees as being "too common". Right much better to try and move troops in daylight across open fields. We shall see what becomes of it. Axe2121 and I continue to send our brave pixelated lads to their untimely ends. This was made by Soddball , of course it brutal. Speaking of Snotwad where are you, young lad? Are you back from from your 3-week bender? Dave H it's not that I am lucky...your computer hates you. If anyone sees Gayord Fokker remind him that turns need to be returned for gameplay to continue.

Well at least we are now on page 2...no more scrolling past that.. *shudder*...picture.

Not turn in my box, nor a post on this thread...am I just playing with myself?

What's this about axe2121 handing my "ass to (me) in tiny, tiny pieces", eh? What about the Popguns of Navaronne? The louder you squeak the less I hear of them. Or is it their silence that makes your squeaking all that more noticable?

Turns out to all. If you didn't get one..squeak out here. Can we hurry up and get to page 2 all ready?

Did I forget Axe2121 so easy to do ya know. No worries correct that tomorrow. Now that I have imbibed enough to cleanse that gawd-awful photo out of my mind. No turns out tonight as The Mistress of the House and I had heady and involved matters to discuss. And no, you bunch of pervs, its not what you are thinking. As such turns not out tonight. Get to it tomorrow.

As I have stated in the past, and will do so again, " Soddball is a giant stinky turd that I wouldn't piss on...not even if he was on fire." That being said, welcome back. Aren't we due to start a rematch? Games proceeding nicely. Turns out to Dave H, Axe2121, Garlord Focker and Prinz Eugen Beowolf is either incarcerated, incapacitated or just plain stupid. "Mein Craphole" is about to be flushed unless the weasel shows up.

Brigadier what the hell do you think this is? "The Queen's English"? WTF?!?!? Next you will sprinkling worchestire sauce around and knighting folks. Well, damnit all to hell, we will have none of that crap round here. Catch up on your American slang or piss off(that will be the extent of my attempt to send information into to your thick skull). So if you want to get a game on, challenge. Now stop whining about the language differences and grow a pair, maggot. :mad: :mad: :mad: [ April 21, 2003, 03:53 AM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]

never-had-a-mind WTF? Would you kindly stop attributing drivel from Dave H to me? I can make myself look like enough of a horse's ass without having to covering for that festering pustule. BTW, let's quick like start another thread, not tell MasterGoodale , then wait and see how many times he posts in the old before he catches on.

Oh looky, I got der Uber-Finn all kinds of growlie. :mad: That there was a right perty challenge maggot boy. And for the record I don't discrimate against whom I will pummel. I am even playing a Canadian with French leanings. The Scottish heritage of his is showing through as it turn 15 and he hasn't surrendered. So what'll it be? Lutefisk at dawn? Dueling with eels? [ April 19, 2003, 05:42 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_wino ]